Quote by JamesLlewellyn


I'm new to Lush, but it didn't take me long to be astonished at the prodigious talent of Annie Harrison. But the part of her stories I like most is her humour.

So, as a paean of praise to Ms. Harrison, allow me to offer:

A Toast to NaughtyAnnie’s Fanny

A naughty young woman named Annie
Fell in love with her very own fanny
She thought, our Ms. Harrison,
It beyond all comparison
And a home for a dildo called Manny.

Her fanny, she’d pull, prod, and poke it
Stuff it full of toys stiff as oak, it
Was a source of great groans
Also sighs, screams, and moans,
Had she also a cock, she would stroke it.

Her breasts she’d learned how to handle
While inventing new uses for candle
Balancing cups on her mound
Posting photos all ‘round
Also girls she was yearning to dandle.

But her favourite part of this fanny
Was the clit she’d shift like a tranny
Shifting hard, shifting slow
‘Til her mind’s set to blow
With orgasms so great they’re uncanny.

She loved to go out in the buff
Showing tits, ass, and mostly-shaved muff,
Flashing off private parts
As in Renaissance arts
It’s just she can’t get quite enough.

Yet her singular virtue, I avow
It’s her humour that does us all wow
She loves life with her heart
And she’s taken the part
Of showing us how to love now!

So she’ll tease, tempt, and woo us
And even pursue us
Show us to how to have fun
‘Fore our time here is done
Getting us to flash folks on the bus!

Here’s to NaughtyAnnie!

Quote by sprite
just a note. we really do appreciate people putting in the extra time to edit and clean their stories up before submitting them. while we are always happy to fix the odd typo here and there, we are not meant to be editors - that's up to you - you can either do it yourself or ask someone in the community to help you out.

it's been recently mentioned that the time for publication has gotten longer. looking over the que over the last few weeks and spotting multiple stories that have been sent back for corrections 2+ times and are back again, with some of the issues pointed out not addressed or ignored can be frustrating to my team as well as the writers who are patiently waiting their turn in the que with carefully edited stories. please, when a story is returned, take the time to make the changes required to get published and, if you're not sure what needs to be done, ask. we're always happy to help out in the regards, but we're not going to do the work for you. thanks.

also, a list of no-nos, for those who don't bother reading our TOS.

no scat.
no underage (under 16).
no non-consent/ .
no snuff.
no .
no fan-fic or celebrities.
no using song lyrics or book passages.
no excessive violence or gore during sexual unions.

also, the category is fantasies. if you send in an story say that it's true, don't be surprised when we send it back.

Quote by nicola
I've been advised the friend cap was implemented as each time you log in, your friends' online, latest posts of theirs, stories etc. - all their activities basically, have to be populated.

So imagine that multiplied by thousands of members on the site at any one time. That's an enormous drain.

Unfortunately we don't have NASA's budget!

Please delete any unwanted friends you might have gained. There was a glitch in the exported file we were given, which included everyone who's sent you a request, regardless of whether you've accepted it or not. It's a bit of a job to now go through the lot and have them all removed automatically, and Gav is swamped with the site merger as it is.

Quote by kkikkiriccio




Annie, by your profile "like"s and "love"s, you may enjoy that one. It incorporates a little masturbation, a little blowjobbiness, a little ejaculation, some food (I'm surprised you don't list that one, but may I suggest you try it)... and a lot of vibrator!

Quote by kkikkiriccio



Good one. My reading queue is getting large... I promise to pick out some of yours, but in the meantime... the smell of sex? Or the smell of the partner (perfume/cologne/fresh-clean)? Or the smell of something in the surroundings like in a cafe, outdoors, etc.?

Quote by AbigailThornton


You're getting close now, Annie... where have I heard you say that ;-)

Quote by pennylooking
Wow I have a really long way to go to catch up!

Quote by nicola


I'm not sure why Gav implemented this.

Back in the early days we might have been worried about server space or slow site speed as a result of having so many look-ups.

I'll ask the question.

Quote by curious3045
I'd like to do several things naked with Annie, start by getting clean I guess

Quote by simplyjohn


It may so lets test it... I have sent you a friends request.