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naughtyannie
2 days ago
Bisexual Female, 34
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
Quote by sprite
just a note. we really do appreciate people putting in the extra time to edit and clean their stories up before submitting them. while we are always happy to fix the odd typo here and there, we are not meant to be editors - that's up to you - you can either do it yourself or ask someone in the community to help you out.
it's been recently mentioned that the time for publication has gotten longer. looking over the que over the last few weeks and spotting multiple stories that have been sent back for corrections 2+ times and are back again, with some of the issues pointed out not addressed or ignored can be frustrating to my team as well as the writers who are patiently waiting their turn in the que with carefully edited stories. please, when a story is returned, take the time to make the changes required to get published and, if you're not sure what needs to be done, ask. we're always happy to help out in the regards, but we're not going to do the work for you. thanks.
also, a list of no-nos, for those who don't bother reading our TOS.
no scat.
no underage (under 16).
no non-consent/ .
no snuff.
no .
no fan-fic or celebrities.
no using song lyrics or book passages.
no excessive violence or gore during sexual unions.
also, the category is fantasies. if you send in an story say that it's true, don't be surprised when we send it back.
It's spelled "queue" by the way.
Happy to help ???
Annie x
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Quote by nicola
I've been advised the friend cap was implemented as each time you log in, your friends' online, latest posts of theirs, stories etc. - all their activities basically, have to be populated.
So imagine that multiplied by thousands of members on the site at any one time. That's an enormous drain.
Unfortunately we don't have NASA's budget!
Please delete any unwanted friends you might have gained. There was a glitch in the exported file we were given, which included everyone who's sent you a request, regardless of whether you've accepted it or not. It's a bit of a job to now go through the lot and have them all removed automatically, and Gav is swamped with the site merger as it is.
That makes sense. Thanks for asking the question anyway.
Time for some brutal cancelling, I fear.
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Quote by kkikkiriccio
Annie, by your profile "like"s and "love"s, you may enjoy that one. It incorporates a little masturbation, a little blowjobbiness, a little ejaculation, some food (I'm surprised you don't list that one, but may I suggest you try it)... and a lot of vibrator!
If you like food in sex, you might enjoy "Don't You Just Love Jelly and Cream".
Sorry to hijack your thread to plug my own stuff...
Annie x
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Quote by kkikkiriccio
Good one. My reading queue is getting large... I promise to pick out some of yours, but in the meantime... the smell of sex? Or the smell of the partner (perfume/cologne/fresh-clean)? Or the smell of something in the surroundings like in a cafe, outdoors, etc.?
The smell of the sex itself, I suppose: the sharp scent of fresh semen or vaginal juices, of course, but also the sweaty, messy smells of two horny people getting down to business. Mmmm ;)
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Quote by AbigailThornton
You're getting close now, Annie... where have I heard you say that ;-)
It's what I used to say to guys when they were trying to find my clitoris ???
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Hi everyone! Welcome to anyone who friended me on the mobile site and who enjoyed my stories. IMHO it's even more fun here.
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Suddenly, for no very good reason, I got the urge to write a little "watersports" story.
So I did. It's called "Watersports By The Pool".
Although it's part of my "South African Sexual Odyssey" series, you don't need to have read any of the others to enjoy this. It stands alone as a filthy, kinky little vignette which lots of people seem to have enjoyed already.
You dirty lot! :d/
So I did. It's called "Watersports By The Pool".
Although it's part of my "South African Sexual Odyssey" series, you don't need to have read any of the others to enjoy this. It stands alone as a filthy, kinky little vignette which lots of people seem to have enjoyed already.
You dirty lot! :d/
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Congratulations! It's a great feeling when your first story goes online and you realise people are actually reading it.
I'll have a look at them both later.
I'll have a look at them both later.
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Quote by pennylooking
Wow I have a really long way to go to catch up!
It's taken me nearly ten years to get here, so keep up the good work!
x 
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I enjoy trying invoke all the senses in my writing. In particular, smell is a much under-rated erogenous sense, in my opinion.
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Quote by nicola
I'm not sure why Gav implemented this.
Back in the early days we might have been worried about server space or slow site speed as a result of having so many look-ups.
I'll ask the question.
It would be good to hear what he says.
I now have two people who have asked me to be a friend, but who I can't accept because I'm over the limit. I would need to unfriend enough people to get down under 1000, but that's a bit tedious.
Okay, you might say, who needs 1000 friends anyway, but it's not as if I'm going to interact with each of them on a daily basis. I see them as people who are interested in my content (stories, forum and blog posts etc) and want to be notified about them - which seems reasonable enough. It's also true that lots of them are no longer active on the site, but that's not something I can monitor on a daily basis.
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Mmm just gonna kiss Steph above all over, including her lovely tits and tasty pussy ???
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Quote by curious3045
I'd like to do several things naked with Annie, start by getting clean I guess
Well, I do like a guy who cares about his personal hygiene ???
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Hoping to persuade her to get off the stool, ditch the clothes, and jump in with me.
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Quote by simplyjohn
It may so lets test it... I have sent you a friends request.
It has indeed. Much as I would love to have you as a friend, I'm not allowed to. The system has blocked it because I'm over 1000.
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With these new additions, I now have 1083 friends. Given that the limit is supposed to be 1000, will this affect my ability to add new friends?
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Quote by hartclass
- you are a delightful attention seeker -
"attention whore" is the phrase we normally use around here
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It's annoying, I agree.
The "Fetish Sex" competition (November 2016) has no first or second place stories anymore.
The "Fetish Sex" competition (November 2016) has no first or second place stories anymore.