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naughtyannie
1 week ago
Bisexual Female, 33
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
I'd love to go private with Steph and tell her what I'd like to do with her.
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I hope you're not doing those categories in alphabetical order. Because Watersports is an awful long way down... ???
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Tea, if I could tear her away from the forums for long enough... ???
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Quote by Ping
I’ve posted this on my profile. It was correctly denied, but it’s still kind of fun. Go Team Poppy!
It’s called, Posies.
This made me retch, but I loved it. Thanks for posting ❤?
And now I need a strong drink..
God Empress of Lush
Put that fishing rod down, Bonny, and let's get naked and wet! ?
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Quote by Ping
Barkeep, something wet, cold, and juicy, please. Can you also give it a name?
You could call it the Naughtyannie. Two out of three ain't bad ?
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Ping, you have to write that carnivorous poppy story anyway. I need a break from the soppy romance.
Once I'd got my entry done, I promised myself I'd read all the others. I started well, but it's hard to keep up! But - message to all of you - f you read mine, I'll read yours.
I need tea, to get me going this Monday morning. At least, I think it's Monday... ?
Once I'd got my entry done, I promised myself I'd read all the others. I started well, but it's hard to keep up! But - message to all of you - f you read mine, I'll read yours.
I need tea, to get me going this Monday morning. At least, I think it's Monday... ?
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Morning, seeker4. That is indeed a nice problem to have. Worse is to what I once did, which is to submit a comp story early on, and then have a much better idea a few days later!
Cup of strong coffee, please - to wake me up this morning!
Cup of strong coffee, please - to wake me up this morning!
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Quote by RejectReality
I'd make sure the cursor is sitting immediately after the final bit of punctuation at the end of the story when you hit submit as well. If the screens are registering different word counts, you never know what could be triggering it.
Beyond that, any words you can merge into contractions? Maybe somewhere you can take advantage of the way the editor counts correctly used em dashes that connect two words without spaces as though they were a hyphenated word, giving you a freebie? ( You're only trying to eliminate a discrepancy between the word count of the two pages, so it's not really cheating )
The trouble is, it's only after it's submitted that the 101 count shows, by which time it's too late to edit it.... ?
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Quote by nicola
As a challenge to writers, stories must be exactly 100 words (using our text editor's word count). They must be submitted to the Microfiction category.
Help please! I have a problem already. When I hit "submit story", the text editor definitely said 100 words. But on the next screen it said 101. How do I get round this?
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Quote by sprite
yeah, but i got used in a lush story! although... considering the story... not sure if that's a win or not...
Yup, "used" is definitely the word for it
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Quote by naughtyannie
Perhaps you'd better read it first...
Anyway, it's submitted.
And is now online! It's called "Rachel Gets Ravaged".
Thanks to those who've already read it and commented. It's been described as...
"Just the right mix of dark fantasy and hot sex"
"Wowowow! I am at a loss for words. Now THAT was a tentacle sex story told right"
"That was tentacular! Such a vivid imagination coupled with a superior writing style"
"Lovecraftian, scary and a well crafted erotic horror story"
"So scary, so sexy, so filthy. And the final line made me whimper in horror"
Why not have a read, and see if you agree?
