Quote by sprite
marry me?
Perhaps you'd better read it first...
Anyway, it's submitted.
God Empress of Lush
Perhaps you'd better read it first...
Anyway, it's submitted.
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
naughtyannie
1 week ago
Bisexual Female, 33
0 miles · London
Forum
Perhaps you'd better read it first...
Anyway, it's submitted.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by sprite
wouldn't hate if you named the character Rachel and made her blonde, ya know...
Okay, it's only taken me seven months, but I've written a tentacle sex story. The heroine is named Rachel, and she's blonde.
She has an interesting experience.
I just need to give it a final proof-read, then it'll be headed for the monster sex category.
I hope it hits the spot...?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by sprite
now that i have the badges, the badges be mine. try to take away my badges over my cold dead body, bitches!
I've felt the pain of losing a badge once. The first time is always the worst. ?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS
I got the Profile Superstar.
It's so pretty. So sweet.
It was nice having you.
I assume "profile superstar" is for the number of profile views you have. How many do you need to get it?
Asking for a friend...
God Empress of Lush
Quote by apptobebad
So do we all get BugSlayer badges too?
Yes please lol. Or at least everyone who posted before our glorious leader cleared it up.
God Empress of Lush
It may be a mistake, and they'll be taken away again soon. So screenshot your profile now, before it's too late! ?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Sabines
My favorite stories squeeze "Fuck"into the title as often as they can.
Fucking Fuck My Fucking Cunt With Your Fucking Fuck-Stick
I'd like to have this on my bookshelf. If only as background for lockdown zoom meetings lol.
God Empress of Lush
I have been known to do this. And sometimes they'll flirt back...
God Empress of Lush
Why not think of someone you once hurt, and how you could make it up to them? That's a simple way to do a good thing.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtyannie
There are several ways by which stories are ranked or rated on Lush. The ones that have been read the most times now have little “Famous” and “Legendary” badges. The ones that the Moderators like have “Recommended Read” or “Editor’s Choice” awards. But as far as I can tell there’s no easy way to tell which ones have been “favourited” by the most readers – surely a significant indicator of quality as well as popularity. I decided to have a look at mine, and work it out.
My most favourited story, by quite a long way, is “Schoolgirl Dares With Sarah”, with 70 people adding it to their profile as a “favourite story”. It’s also my second-most-read, with 119,850 hits.
In second place, with 57 “favourites”, is my most-read story, “Exposing Myself”. It’s had 149,924 hits, but clearly doesn’t hit that special spot quite as often!
Those two are both well ahead of the field, with the next two on 24 and 21 “favourites”;
“Two Teen Lesbian Virgins and a Vibrator” (94,802 hits) and
“My Sex-Packed Holiday Chapter 1” (35,644 hits).
It’s also interesting that none of these “Top 4” have been given “RR” or “EC” awards, though the two immediately below them do (with 17 favourites each);
“The Offering” (EC), and
“Taking Penny Home” (RR).
After that, there’s a few more in the teens and lots with single-figure likes.
But I’m sure 70 isn’t anything like the record. Please have a look and share the stories that most of your readers have added to their favourites. What is your most-favourited?
And (of course) there were a few at the bottom of the heap that no-one has “favourited” so far. Some of these I’m content to leave in obscurity, but a couple of them deserve some love, in my opinion. I’m going to highlight just four, in case anyone wants to go and have a look. The first three are funny poems; the last is an epic, sexy, steampunk adventure.
If I Had a Boyfriend
The Watcher in the Woods
Afternoon Coffee
The Abduction of Lady Jessica
Stuck in lockdown, I found the time to review the situation with my "Most Favourited" stories.
Overall, the situation remains similar, although the total number of "favourites" has risen from 712 to 768 (+56).
The most-favourited story is still “Schoolgirl Dares With Sarah”, with 73 faves (+3). It’s also still my second-most-read, now up to 122,477 hits.
Second, now with 59 “favourites” (+2), is “Exposing Myself”. It’s now been read 154,030 times.
Small increases have also been registered by the next two:
“Two Teen Lesbian Virgins and a Vibrator” - 28 favourites (+4) and 96,896 hits
“My Sex-Packed Holiday Chapter 1” - 23 favourites (+2) and 36,580 hits
Of the two other stories mentioned in my last report, “The Offering”, and “Taking Penny Home”, "Penny" has had two further favourite votes (bringing her up to 19), while "The Offering" has remained on 17.
However, a new entrant has risen through the ranks to become worthy mention - "The Fun of Being Naked Outdoors" which has now had 19 favouite votes. It's also a candidate for my next "Legendary Story", being on 92,965 hits. Hopefully it'll get there in the end.
But special thanks goes to the reader who added "The Abduction of Lady Jessica" to their list of favourites. I'm so glad someone appreciates it!
As well as all this boring stuff, I've been working on several new stories, some of which might even get finished!
Keep doing whatever you're supposed to be doing in your particular national lockdown!
Annie x
God Empress of Lush
I remember when they suddenly decided to cap the number of friends you could have at 1000.
I had to delete about half of mine just to get down to that number. ?
I had to delete about half of mine just to get down to that number. ?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by sprite
brown coffee and her pet squid, that is.
I have one too. Okay it's an octopus. But it has tentacles...
