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naughtyannie
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Have you heard? I'm officially the best (and second-best) writer of Flash Erotic Fiction in the world.

At least, according to the Clitorides Awards I am, where my stories "A Pizza The Action" and "The Trouble With Erections" took the top two places, beating some Lush superstar writers in the process.

If you don't believe me, just go here to see the proof.

https://clitoridesawards.org/archives/2018#theTop

And click on the story links to take you to the stories themselves.

Have fun!

Annie xxx
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Wow! I got the top two places in the Flash Erotic Story of the Year!


I think that's the only time I'm ever going to beat both Sprite and Browncoffee in a story comp ;)
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sara, here's a long-neck Bud. Your uncle must have been a fellow with high standards and good taste. For is it not written on the label:

"THIS IS THE FAMOUS BUDWEISER BEER. WE KNOW OF NO BRAND PRODUCED BY ANY OTHER BREWER WHICH COSTS SO MUCH TO BREW AND AGE. OUR EXCLUSIVE BEECHWOOD AGING PRODUCES...," some mighty fine lager beer. ;)

If ya don't mind, I'll join you and toast your uncle. Anybody else want to join us?




At the risk of losing the support of you and all your regular customers, I must state that I'd sooner drink my own pee than let another drop of Budweiser pass my delicate lips.

This nectar is the finest beer ever. I am eternally grateful to the guy who first bought me a pint of it in a back street pub near Liverpool Street Station.



I think you should get some in, barman!
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by nicola


This will give you a rough idea, but won't help you get an accurate picture.

It's not based on average score alone. There's a weighting applied to incorporate the number of votes attained too. Hence the "Notorious" competition title


Thank you. But a rough idea is better than nothing!

In her original post, Amy sounded a bit worried that her story was at the bottom of the heap.

I was trying to give a moral boost to my fellow contestant lol. We're all in this together smile

PS you all still need to read mine though. ???
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Beffer
Sprite threatened me with bodily harm if I leave.


Best Brexit metaphor of the week. ?
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by amy221

So Annie luv, my real question, see I finally do get some place.FcD5cX9k9QgDgmKn You mentioned 'popularity this month". What is that and where do I find that?


Go to the "Flash Erotica" category, via the link in the left-hand column on the Lush home page.

There are 4 tabs at the top of the story list. Click on Popular. That will sort the stories in order of average score and then the number of votes they have received. The default is "all time" but if you click on the "This month" option which is now available under the words Flash Erotica, that filters out anything online before April.

You still can't see the actual average score for comp entries. But because there are a few non-comp stories in there too, you can see whereabouts your story sits by seeing what scores are above and below yours. So if you're just below a story with a score of 4.79, yours must be around that too.

Of course, this only works because the comp began at the start of April. Once May comes it won't be so helpful.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by farmerroger


Don’t think that i am going near the my stories page again when on my phone in the future anymore


Maybe there needs to be an additional stage to stop people doing this.

Something like a message that flashes red saying "DON'T DO IT ROGER FOR FUCKS SAKE. GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND GO TO BED".

No need to pay me for that idea. ?
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

Can it be 0-5 stars? then I can truly rate a story.


This is a really scary thought... ?
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtyannie


FarmerRoger was my IT superstar. ❤ Its a perfect size now ?


On the other hand, this is the guy who deleted his own story... ?

I've not done that...

Yet.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
I could tell you some stories of stuff I've done when drunk.

If I could remember any of it...
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
How about a system where my stories just have a 5 option, and all the others have 1-4? That couldn't be too hard, surely? ?????
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by TraceEkies


Would have been fine with me but it looks like NaughtyAnnie got someone else. Did you get to watch?


FarmerRoger was my IT superstar. ❤ Its a perfect size now ?
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Yes, please read Ping's. It's good. And Roger's too.

Oh, and mine isn't bad I suppose.
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