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naughtyannie
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
I'm thinking I might get some merchandise made up for my story too.

Someone commented that they liked the hashtags in my story, so I thought I might get them printed on some tie-in merchandise.

Like this for example.



Or even this



What do you think?
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Ping


Choice selection. Have you ever watched, Father Ted? One of my favs.

It was a M.E.G.A. hit.


I remember the first time I saw the one where they go on holiday, in that tiny caravan. My dad and I laughed so much my mum walked out of the room with embarrassment.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by LucyAnn
yes, she has asked me on a number of occasions and I do.


Do let me know next time this happens, and I'll try to be in the vicinity ??❤
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
My tiny brain melted at the thought of trying to work out average scores and all that.

So I'll just say please read and score my story and leave it at that.

Thanks to all of you who've already done so. ???❤
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
The banter is the best bit. And I've made some new friends as a result, which is lovely.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Jen


Try in your 'my stories' list. This gives averages although I'm genuinely not sure if it still does with comp ones.




No, it doesn't do it for comps - I checked. Or not for me anyway...

I'm mystified!
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Green_Man
This is going pretty nicely for us. Different kind of competition.

I've now got 57 votes. That is more than ever before for me.

But 3 of those votes are scores of 4. Sure didn't like to see that last 4 scored. It dropped me from 2nd place voting avg to 7th in avg score for the contest entries. I am really hoping to catch back up overnight as I am sleeping.

Cheers all.


Well done on the 57 votes. But how can you tell what the scores are? My timeline tells me how many I've got, but not what they are. And those stats about voting average - where did you get those?

Genuinely interested in knowing this, obviously.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Ping


Big cat got big bird by the neck and we all heard the bite-down crunch.


Sesame Street is getting pretty dark these days...

I definitely need coffee now!
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Trystin715


Thanks for letting me know. All fixed now (I think)


Yup, all good now.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Okay, the gloves are off. Read my story or the kittie gets it.



Could you look at yourself in the mirror each morning, knowing your vote could have saved little Fluffkins?
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Mysteria27
101 votes in.....If I had a 5 going on.....

I'd win.

However, nobody has a five.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


101!

Fuck.

I need to up my game.

And stop swearing so much.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by sprite
how come no one has voted on my story yet? you're all bastard people and i hate you.


Have you read mine yet, sweetie?
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Liz
With over three weeks left to run this competition is still wide open, even to new entries.



"Wide open" fnarr fnarr.

Could you read mine next, Liz? Pretty please.
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naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by CuriousAnnie


Perhaps more NaughtyAnnie than CuriousAnnie, giggles.


I'm happy to give lessons ??. Let's get Rump to send over that coffee and we'll compare notes. Though in my experience being curious usually leads directly to being naughty...
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