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naughtyannie
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Quote by Green_Man
I thought it would be cool to show the top twenty contributors to that number of stories and poems. Sorry it came out wonky.

Rank           Username                     No. of stories                     No. of views

1                 Adagio                               879                                  1,684,023
2                Mysteria27                          810                                  9,664,147
3                Green_Man                        495                                   2,682,408
4                kornslayer1                         433                                  5,460,108
5                elliotlacey31                        391                                     343,266
6                Master_Jonathon                378                                   5,206,108
7                Darkside                              229                                   2,246,908  
8                Bunny12                              223                                   1,631,909
9                edlangston                           219                                 12,097,132
10              angieseeroticpen                 215                                    3,892,691
11              CommunicationDirectr         215                                    2,876,271
12              Nordic_Pixie                        200                                        244,853
13              Banes1                                186                                    2,456,081
14              davedax97                           184                                    1,195,372
15              Tuppie                                  183                                    1,388,524
16               Peter242                              170                                    4,324,113
17               Poppet                                 162                                    3,628,818
18               RejectReality                       160                                     1,843,878
19               DanielleX                             157                                     3,627,749
20               sprite                                    151                                     1,775,534


Is it possible to do one of these by number of views? It looks as if the order would be quite different. Edlangston's 12 million is simply awesome.
Quote by cbears52
could some help here. I want to offer my services to proof read but don't see how to do that can you help me please.


I could offer some help proof-reading your own post.

#HappyToHelp
I'm proud to have made my own contribution to this number, in the seven years I've been here. Thank you to everyone who's made that possible.
Quote by naughtyannie
Let’s hear it for poetry!

There are currently badges for Famous and Legendary Stories, for 30,000 and 100,000 views. These days, it’s quite hard to get 30,000 hits, let alone 100,000, and only the best writers (or those whose stories have been around for years) can aspire to get the latter.

But poems just don’t get the same sort of readership, despite there being some very good ones out there. The most-read love poem has 100,000 views, but that’s a freakish (and suspicious) outlier.

Wouldn’t it be a great idea to have equivalent badges for Famous and Legendary Poems, setting the bar appropriately lower than for prose? I’d suggest something like 5,000 views for Famous Poem and 10,000 for Legendary.

What do people think?


Bumping this up for serious consideration. Now that you've all stopped talking about Buz's butthole. ???
Naughty.

Weasels are all naughty. I've read "The Wind in the Willows". I know this stuff.
No. The first time I put an erect cock in my mouth was when I was giving a hand job and he asked me to suck him. It was fun, but I made sure he came on the ground.

Even now I don't always swallow. Sometimes it's fun to have him cum on my face or tits. Depends if it's at home or somewhere more public haha.
There was a young lady named Gabby
Who went for a trip with a cabby.
In lieu of her fare,
She fucked him with flair
By the entrance to Westminster Abbey.

69
Further to my post from April 16 above, I've started posting the revised chapters to my "Sex-Packed Holiday" series - in the original -themed versions. Thank you so much to those who've already read and commented on Chapter 1 - it seems to have gone down really well.

If that sort of thing tickles your fancy, it's here: If not, feel free to ignore it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version.aspx

I've just done a quick edit on Chapter 2, which was one of the two that was already back online. It can now be found here:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version-1.aspx

Chapter 3 will follow shortly.
Let’s hear it for poetry!

There are currently badges for Famous and Legendary Stories, for 30,000 and 100,000 views. These days, it’s quite hard to get 30,000 hits, let alone 100,000, and only the best writers (or those whose stories have been around for years) can aspire to get the latter.

But poems just don’t get the same sort of readership, despite there being some very good ones out there. The most-read love poem has 100,000 views, but that’s a freakish (and suspicious) outlier.

Wouldn’t it be a great idea to have equivalent badges for Famous and Legendary Poems, setting the bar appropriately lower than for prose? I’d suggest something like 5,000 views for Famous Poem and 10,000 for Legendary.

What do people think?
The most recent time was at a beach party. It was after dark and lots of couples were making out. We went all the way and fucked. It was great.
Of course. I read: I get turned on: I masturbate. It's the natural thing to do.