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naughtyannie
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God Empress of Lush
I remember one Christmas we had a literary clerihew competition at my uni.
Mine came second. It went like this.
Ted Hughes
Must be on the booze.
How else can you explain
"The Hawk in the Rain"?
I still remember it!
Mine came second. It went like this.
Ted Hughes
Must be on the booze.
How else can you explain
"The Hawk in the Rain"?
I still remember it!
God Empress of Lush
Dear me. That would be a bit intense, looking at their avatars. I need something a bit more fun...
God Empress of Lush
Congratulations, Candy.
Clerihews now, eh?
Dlcalguy
Was awfully sly
With his x-ray specs
He spied on girls without their kecks*
* Slang for "trousers" up North, where I come from...
Clerihews now, eh?
Dlcalguy
Was awfully sly
With his x-ray specs
He spied on girls without their kecks*
* Slang for "trousers" up North, where I come from...
God Empress of Lush
Quote by sweet_as_candy
Only 701 more views needed. Thanks for checking this out guys
Given you a quickie... ?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Ping
Left little to imagine or doubt
It halted traffic on my bus route
In the crosswalk she stood
Friggin’ fast as she could
The old lady was rubbing one out
I just realised this rhymes best if read in a Scottish accent lol. ???
God Empress of Lush
Don’t panic, I’m not thinking of leaving Lush again.
But the publication of my recent short piece “The Trouble with Erections”, which takes place on the London tube, made me think about the other stories I’ve written that are set on public transport. Several of them are also set on the tube, but there are a couple that take place on mainline or overground services.
I suppose this is partly because I’ve spent a fair bit of time on the tubes since my time at university, and now at work, and everyone knows you’re told to “write about what you know”. Stories set in such public places also by their nature often include an element of voyeurism and/or exhibitionism, which is another favourite theme of mine. The number of my stories where the sex actually takes place in a bedroom is fairly small!
So what of the travel-based ones? They are:
1. Exposing Myself – the first and so far most popular – a Legendary Story in fact, with almost 130,000 views. It’s a simple little piece, about me flashing on the tube (the Central line, if you’re interested). Described by one reader as "One of the top ten hottest stories I have read!"
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/exposing-myself.aspx
2. Reading His Story – I almost forgot about this offbeat little piece, but the final act of masturbation takes place on the upper deck of a London bus, so it should count. It’s also a true story; the opening messages are quoted word-for-word. Described as "sensually satisfying".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/reading-his-story.aspx
3. Accident on a Train – A whacky little romp about pissing myself on a late-night train. Probably one for “water-sports” fans only, of which there appear to be many, judging by the popularity of all my stories on this theme. It’s had over 50,000 views, you filthy lot! Comments include "Literate and playful" and "flows beautifully".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/watersports/an-accident-on-a-train.aspx
4. Vignette: Getting Close on the Tube – a naughty little tale of being fingered on a crowded tube. Interestingly, it’s the Central Line again. "The operatic eroticism of an orgy" as one reader commented.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/vignette-getting-close-on-the-tube.aspx
5. Naughty Games on a Train – this one’s about flashing and dares on a mainline train, with a willing accomplice this time. It’s a "Famous Story", and has been described as "awesome", "outstanding" and "one of your best".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/naughty-games-on-a-train.aspx
6. Piccadilly Passion – this one’s a poem, written for the DirtyMartini competition, in honour of the late great man himself. It got an honourable mention, though I think Mr Martini himself would have enjoyed it best of all, because it’s funny and mucky and just meant to be enjoyed, like a lot of his own Lush poems. Not the Central line this time, obviously, but I had fun working in the names of lots of the actual stations on the Piccadilly Line. And the staccato rhythm is meant to echo the movement of the train, of course. Has been described as "awesome" and "an absolute gem".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/piccadilly-line-passion.aspx
7. The Trouble with Erections – the latest one (to date). It’s sort of similar to the Vignette, in that it’s two people pressed together on a packed tube, but with a slightly different outcome. And dear oh dear, it’s the Central Line again. Maybe that’s why it’s always so crowded: all my loyal Lush readers hoping for a grope or a flash. Comments include "Fantastic", "AWESOME", and "had its humorous moments".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-trouble-with-erections.aspx
But the publication of my recent short piece “The Trouble with Erections”, which takes place on the London tube, made me think about the other stories I’ve written that are set on public transport. Several of them are also set on the tube, but there are a couple that take place on mainline or overground services.
I suppose this is partly because I’ve spent a fair bit of time on the tubes since my time at university, and now at work, and everyone knows you’re told to “write about what you know”. Stories set in such public places also by their nature often include an element of voyeurism and/or exhibitionism, which is another favourite theme of mine. The number of my stories where the sex actually takes place in a bedroom is fairly small!
So what of the travel-based ones? They are:
1. Exposing Myself – the first and so far most popular – a Legendary Story in fact, with almost 130,000 views. It’s a simple little piece, about me flashing on the tube (the Central line, if you’re interested). Described by one reader as "One of the top ten hottest stories I have read!"
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/exposing-myself.aspx
2. Reading His Story – I almost forgot about this offbeat little piece, but the final act of masturbation takes place on the upper deck of a London bus, so it should count. It’s also a true story; the opening messages are quoted word-for-word. Described as "sensually satisfying".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/reading-his-story.aspx
3. Accident on a Train – A whacky little romp about pissing myself on a late-night train. Probably one for “water-sports” fans only, of which there appear to be many, judging by the popularity of all my stories on this theme. It’s had over 50,000 views, you filthy lot! Comments include "Literate and playful" and "flows beautifully".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/watersports/an-accident-on-a-train.aspx
4. Vignette: Getting Close on the Tube – a naughty little tale of being fingered on a crowded tube. Interestingly, it’s the Central Line again. "The operatic eroticism of an orgy" as one reader commented.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/vignette-getting-close-on-the-tube.aspx
5. Naughty Games on a Train – this one’s about flashing and dares on a mainline train, with a willing accomplice this time. It’s a "Famous Story", and has been described as "awesome", "outstanding" and "one of your best".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/naughty-games-on-a-train.aspx
6. Piccadilly Passion – this one’s a poem, written for the DirtyMartini competition, in honour of the late great man himself. It got an honourable mention, though I think Mr Martini himself would have enjoyed it best of all, because it’s funny and mucky and just meant to be enjoyed, like a lot of his own Lush poems. Not the Central line this time, obviously, but I had fun working in the names of lots of the actual stations on the Piccadilly Line. And the staccato rhythm is meant to echo the movement of the train, of course. Has been described as "awesome" and "an absolute gem".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/piccadilly-line-passion.aspx
7. The Trouble with Erections – the latest one (to date). It’s sort of similar to the Vignette, in that it’s two people pressed together on a packed tube, but with a slightly different outcome. And dear oh dear, it’s the Central Line again. Maybe that’s why it’s always so crowded: all my loyal Lush readers hoping for a grope or a flash. Comments include "Fantastic", "AWESOME", and "had its humorous moments".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-trouble-with-erections.aspx
God Empress of Lush
Quote by dlcalguy
Annie seeks out something new
Original poems so blue
Well bend over dear
I'll cover your rear
With several helpings of goo.
I suspect that Annie would binge
On acts that would make others cringe
She's off to the shops
In the briefest of tops
And multiple toys up her minge.
It's strangers she cannot resist
I've begged her but she won't desist
When she goes out dogging
The limelight she's hoggingT
With some guy there, up to his wrist.
We've never messaged or met
I'm crossing a line I will bet
But I stayed for a while
Reading Annie's profile
And know she's a seasoned coquette.
Oh my! Thank you.
I'm honoured. ❤❤❤ 
God Empress of Lush
Quote by AllisonFinch
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
#56
Hmm. Someone's already done this one (OldJock Thursday, July 19, 2018 5:11:09 AM). It wasn't exactly original even then.
God Empress of Lush
Yes, why not, though Nightbreaker looks hard to please so maybe the Fairy and me should just go it alone.
God Empress of Lush
I've had a go already, but here's another just for fun.
Young Annie had sweet little breasts
That she loved to show off to her guests.
One day for a lark
She did things in the park
That ended in several arrests.
Young Annie had sweet little breasts
That she loved to show off to her guests.
One day for a lark
She did things in the park
That ended in several arrests.
God Empress of Lush
It's funny how a story sometimes just happens. The other day, I was travelling on a hot, sticky, crowded tube train when I had the idea for a mucky little story. I got home, sat down, and wrote it. And here it is:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-trouble-with-erections.aspx
It's a piece of Flash Fiction (859 words) called "The Trouble With Erections", which pretty much describes the plot (if you can call it that).
Some people have asked how much of it is true. Well, nothing exactly like this has ever happened to me (or anyone I know) but I have more than once found myself squashed up against a guy on a packed tube who has been sporting an erection. There's no mistaking that hard bulge pressing against your bum or thigh. My male friends have assured me that in 90% of cases this is an entirely involuntary reaction, caused by a combination of friction and an active imagination. Whenever it's happened to me, either I or the man has pulled away as quickly as possible, but I couldn't help imagining what would happen if the woman decided to have some fun.
I'm surprised and pleased that it's been online for only 12 hours or so and already 32 people have scored it, and 23 have posted comments. So maybe it has tickled the fancy of quite a few people! Thank you all!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-trouble-with-erections.aspx
It's a piece of Flash Fiction (859 words) called "The Trouble With Erections", which pretty much describes the plot (if you can call it that).
Some people have asked how much of it is true. Well, nothing exactly like this has ever happened to me (or anyone I know) but I have more than once found myself squashed up against a guy on a packed tube who has been sporting an erection. There's no mistaking that hard bulge pressing against your bum or thigh. My male friends have assured me that in 90% of cases this is an entirely involuntary reaction, caused by a combination of friction and an active imagination. Whenever it's happened to me, either I or the man has pulled away as quickly as possible, but I couldn't help imagining what would happen if the woman decided to have some fun.
I'm surprised and pleased that it's been online for only 12 hours or so and already 32 people have scored it, and 23 have posted comments. So maybe it has tickled the fancy of quite a few people! Thank you all!
God Empress of Lush
Quote by browncoffee
If you like flowers, weddings or sex, you may or may not like my new story.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/midsummer-nights.aspx
Read it. It's bloody good.
And that's swearing.
God Empress of Lush
I like that I am always ready to forgive people who have done something wrong and are sorry for it.
God Empress of Lush
Okay folks, after that bit of seriousness, it's back to the plain old dirty stuff. The third chapter of the original " " version of "My Sex-Packed Holiday" is now back online after an absence of several years.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version-2.aspx
The brother/sister relationship takes a bit of a back seat in this chapter, although it's still a key element in the way the story is developing. Thanks for reading it (as I hope you all will), and I hope you enjoy it.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version-2.aspx
The brother/sister relationship takes a bit of a back seat in this chapter, although it's still a key element in the way the story is developing. Thanks for reading it (as I hope you all will), and I hope you enjoy it.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Green_Man
Astonishing. You certainly don't need any help with views, Annie. 433,179 views. Great!
Thank you. ❤
It's the bum that does it hahaha
God Empress of Lush
We're nearly there, folks. "Alfresco Orgy" is only 400 away from being officially Famous. Please give it a final kick over the line. After all, what's not to like about a riot of sex in the open air?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/alfresco-orgy.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/alfresco-orgy.aspx
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Buz
Views? Views are what this is all about. Authoring a story or poem would be a pointless effort if no one reads it. The more readers the better.
This is the world's best internet erotic story site!
Viva la Lushstories.com!
I agree. If you don't want as many people as possible to read your work, why are you here at all?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Green_Man
I just gave you one more. Perhaps you can return the favor, Jonathan. I am just at 98,849 myself. It would be cool if we both roared in across the finish line together.
And one for you too, Mr Green.
God Empress of Lush
Given you one more. I'm sure you'll be there in a twinkling now.
God Empress of Lush
The re-ordered stats are interesting, but of course they only apply to the original 20 names. It would be fun to see who are the overall top 20 writers by total number of views. Some of these 20, who have written lots but have relatively few views, wouldn't be on that list at all. Others, with fewer stories but more views for each one, would feature instead.
However, I appreciate that that couldn't be done easily, given the limited way the authors list can be sorted.
However, I appreciate that that couldn't be done easily, given the limited way the authors list can be sorted.
God Empress of Lush
My latest submission is a short poem - a sonnet in fact. It's very different from my usual Lush pieces, and comes from quite a dark place.
I wrote several of these "Broken Sonnets" at a time when I was feeling quite low, and they certainly reflect my state of mind at the time. Some of them I don't think I'll ever feel able to put online, and even this one I wavered over. But here it is, and hopefully it will resonate with some of you.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/broken-sonnets-for-a-departed-lover-i.aspx
There are two or three others that I might release into the world shortly, assuming this one doesn't get too negative a reception.
Incidentally, it is a traditional "sonnet" in that it rhymes and has 14 lines. But the scansion and syntax are deliberately uneven (hence the "broken" in the title) to reflect the subject matter.
But there is good news for those of you who prefer my usual dirty stuff. Chapter Three of the alternative "Sex-Packed Holiday" series is nearly ready to go online.
I wrote several of these "Broken Sonnets" at a time when I was feeling quite low, and they certainly reflect my state of mind at the time. Some of them I don't think I'll ever feel able to put online, and even this one I wavered over. But here it is, and hopefully it will resonate with some of you.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/broken-sonnets-for-a-departed-lover-i.aspx
There are two or three others that I might release into the world shortly, assuming this one doesn't get too negative a reception.
Incidentally, it is a traditional "sonnet" in that it rhymes and has 14 lines. But the scansion and syntax are deliberately uneven (hence the "broken" in the title) to reflect the subject matter.
But there is good news for those of you who prefer my usual dirty stuff. Chapter Three of the alternative "Sex-Packed Holiday" series is nearly ready to go online.
God Empress of Lush
On my back in the long grass, skirt pulled up, knickers discarded, legs wide apart.