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nicola
Over 90 days ago
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As per the other badges thread, I think it's a mix up.

Gav has just updated the code base which is common across our sister site, storiesspace.com and here.

I'll confirm if that's the case or I'm sure Gav will update us tomorrow.
Sounds like a bug to me.

Storiesspace.com and this site share the same intrinsic code base.

Gav has just updated the database. Maybe something has gone awry along the way. Or he's introduced something new which I don't know about yet!

Stay tuned, all will be revealed!
I'm not sure this warrants a separate category to be honest. If someone has a particular kink for breast play or breasts in general, that can go in "Fetish" can't it?

I can see people clamouring for a "Cocks" category if we went this route!

On the other matter, once you've earned the Omnium badge (under the qualifying conditions at the time), we've decided you should keep it. Gav has been asked to set it up this way. If it's not working, please let me / him know.
Thanks Seeker!

Yes, we've got to pay the exorbitant server bills somehow unfortunately. Ads only go half way to paying those these days, hence adding the membership options.

We held off for over a decade before introducing those. It was either that or close the virtual doors!
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What a day! I could do with a drink.

There's only so much BS one can wade through sober, lol.

A Maker's Mark would be perfect.


Start early is my suggestion

Have a lovely Sunday folks.
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Nic, thanks for the 'heads up' on Micro. Elucidating those of us often found among the unelucidatable can be a challenge. ;)



Ain't that the truth!
Think about how much nicer you could be to people in "Unlockdown" ...

Who am I kidding, 6 months after this has all passed, it will be pretty much forgotten. Human nature.
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Greeting, to all writers trying to wrangle their words into micro length, he says using less than 101 words but more than ten.

Over at Rumplations, Bigg Bertha has been prepared to do her duty and is, currently in the process of converting coffee grounds and water into her blessed brew. The tea kettle has kettled up a kettle-full of hot water for the tea and coco crowd. Others, especially those in more advanced time zones, might prefer something from the joint's unique menu of perculiar whines, bleers, and fine lickers.

Y'all come by..



Nicely done Mr. Rumps!

There's no minimum word limit in case you missed the message.

There is however, a quality standard which we'll uphold vehemently. Otherwise the category would end up a sea of dross. And what good would that do anyone?
Locking this as it's done its dash and the truth is out there.
For anyone confused, please read the revised guidelines for the category: https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst71892_Announcing-our-new-Microfiction-Category.aspx

The majority of submissions have been really good. Some, average. And of course, a few people seem to be taking the mick a bit.

We want this category to be a huge success. It will hopefully encourage new authors to write and publish here, especially those who might not feel they have an entire story in them just yet. Plus it offers up a savage challenge to existing writers.

Talking of which, it must be time for a new competition ...
I'm assuming you are talking about your competition entry?

When competitions finish, I go through every story and remove all "down votes" on each story from other entrants (anything other than a "5").

One contestant (who shall remain nameless) voted every one of the other stories in the latest competition, a "3" or a "4", hoping to pull down their average scores. Little did they realise I can see all the votes and will forever have a black mark against their name!

In your case, 3 of your fellow writers with comp entries voted your story down. Those were removed.

It's a pity I have to waste half a day doing so when competitions close off, but it's a necessary task when there's foul play at hand.

Call it old fashioned professionalism that I won't allow it to happen here.
Update: We've had some excellent entries thus far. Many writers have risen to the challenge and given their short stories some thought.

On the other hand, we've had some poor submissions (including one even under 10 words), which have been rejected.

This category isn't there to boost writers' publishing numbers or to try and garner views churning stories out.

We can take one of two approaches if this becomes an issue:

1) Impose a minimum 50 word limit for the category (not a favoured option).

2) Our story verifiers will reject anything other than what is deemed a high quality submission.

For now we're rolling with Option 2.
This new "Microfiction" category was inspired by a member who requested a mechanism with which he could write a very short story about a particular subject each day as a writing challenge during lockdown.

As they are so short we decided not to incorporate them in the main site listings on the front page.

For those that have limited time or want a quick fix, we have added a new "Quick Reads" tab on the home page which includes the Microfiction and Flash Erotica stories only.

You could consider them as erotica equivalents of tweets, with an image accompaniment! We may set up a new Twitter account to auto-tweet these if Gav can figure out the RSS feed with tags listed.

The aim of microfiction (also commonly known as “micro-fiction”) is to tell a complete story within a limited number of words.

Doing extremely short writing challenges can force you to focus on the most important points of your plot, what is going to come across the best in the least amount of words, what it is you want to convey, and cultivating and condensing the juiciest parts of a story.

Our microfiction stories are limited to a maximum of 100 words. We recommend including an accompanying image which may have inspired or represent them.

We are interested in high quality submissions which tell a story, not just random erotic thoughts. Authors should note that our story verifiers have strict instructions to reject the latter.


Please note, stand alone stories only should be submitted to this category, not stories which are part of a series. Those kind of defeat the purpose of the category.

https://www.lushstories.com/microfiction.aspx/59

Enjoy!
We're posting in "The Pub". Surely everything should be alcoholic?

Sauvignon Blanc on a Sunday evening after a long walk in the countryside.

This has been a nice chilled Sunday.
I've awarded the Gold Memberships.

I think the cache has to flush or something like that, before they take.

Thank you everyone for participating, and to Laura for setting it up.
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Nic, she wrote (in part):
We're also going to be adding another feature to the site over the coming months for those who'd prefer a very simple design with no bells or whistles. All will be revealed soon enough!

Me, I gushed: Oh, let it be. Let it be! ;)




Mr Rumps, your input will be VERY welcome.

Primarily the input will be relating to the main area of the site, the stories.

Then comes messaging and other areas where work is needed.
My suggestions to kick things off:

Write!

Phone / video call family / friends, particularly those you've lost touch with over the years.

Exercise - I take a daily walk for at least an hour, or head out on my bicycle if I want more of an aerobic workout.

Learn a language.

Keep your mind active: https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/15594#15-across (for crossword fans, please post your regular challenge below)

Bake / learn to cook - I'm not particularly good at baking, but like to make sourdough bread once a week.

Start a reading challenge - set and track a reading challenge for the rest of the year. Maybe something to incorporate here?

"Visit" the Wonders of the World, virtually.

Learn a craft.

Take up gardening - it's super easy planting and growing herbs and vegetables even in a small area.

Enjoy the peace and quiet from your usual daily life. Try meditation if you don't already.

Sort out your finances if they aren't in order. Something I always put off!

Please post your suggestions!
Any more issues found?

Gav has been working tirelessly getting it all fixed, and has done a brilliant job.

We're also going to be adding another feature to the site over the coming months for those who'd prefer a very simple design with no bells or whistles. All will be revealed soon enough!
Posted in here so it doesn't get buried in the word games forum (will be moved there later).

There is a fruit in each sentence. Just need to identify the fruit from the given statement:-

Example: Did you see a man go by? (Mango)

If you're up for a challenge, try and beat my time of 2 mins 18 seconds. I was lucky living in Sydney for 20 years where you can get every fruit imaginable:

1. ​He found his home lonely after his dog’s death.
2.​ One dare not rob an anaconda of its prey.
3.​ The crook made his escape armed with a gem.
4. ​She told her uncle money was what she needed more.
5.​ If I go out now, I shall miss my cousin.
6. ​Either courage or anger made him move swiftly.
7.​ The beggar held out his cap pleading for money.
8.​ Matters regarding should be dealt differently.
9. ​The English teacher Ryan teaches French too.
10.​ He saw his papa yawning at work.
11.​ He had kept on his lap lumpsum of money.
12.​ Are classes for Telugu available in this city?
13.​ It is easy to shape a child rather than a man.
14. ​He is an extremely cheesy guy.
15.​ Can I wear a khaki with a black shirt?
You guys have been busy.

There's 94 entries so far with just under a week to go.

Shortlisting this lot for the judges is going to be "interesting"!
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From that list, I haven't seen:

City of God (not familiar with it at all)


This is one of my favourite films ever.

It's very raw.

The scene with a banana on the bed had me in fits of laughter.

It's deeply sad in the main but highly recommended.
Our mechanic has been tinkering under the hood.

The tune up should get us ticking over smoothly again.
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i have never seen E.T.


No way!

Why not?

Watch it while stoned. Thank me later.
I watched one episode and couldn't understand what all the hype was about.

Is it worth persevering with?

This chop did make me laugh: