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Quote by MadMartigan


The Brazilian had the best ass though amiright?


Great dancer! Buns of steel, you're right.

Do you have prior experience?
Let me see if I can remember.

English, Australian, Irish, Japanese, French, German, American, Brazilian, Swedish ... I am sure there were more I can't recall

I couldn't care less where people are from. If we clicked and it felt good, that was enough for me. It still is.

I hate the whole "foreigner" mindset some people have. To them, I say, travel more, open your mind, and stop being so insular.
Quote by browncoffee
So I heard a rumour that people who are lemonade lovers and win two competitions get free drinks for life. Is this true?? I can hardly believe it.





Thank you for the translation. I think brandy of any kind, any time of day, usually works. Unless you're driving. In which case, wait until you get where you're going, or you might spill some.

Congratulations Adagio!

Now I'm in the mood for a Mojito. It's been a productive and sassy kind of day.
I can't believe this band has passed me by all these years.

She is such an incredible performer, and has an amazing voice.

My favourite track follows. Pity about the mixing. The mid and low really need upping, it's too biscuit tin as it is:

Can you decode your message please seeker4? What's a Bertha's and BBB? Is it the language of Canadium land?
Thank you for the bump Mr. Rumple.

Yes, our tube is now officially open. We thought it was a good fit for our audience. Saves going to multiple sites for your "fix" of stories and videos.

It's too late for a bloody mary, too early for vodka, gin or wine.

What does our professional bar keep suggest as a recommended early afternoon Monday shifter?
For her incredible efforts over the last few weeks, skimming the majority of over 4,000 reintroduced stories, I am delighted to give the Moderator of the Month Award for November, to the amazing Ruthie.

I've checked what she used her Amazon gift card for, and it's somewhat bemusing ...

A Georgia Bulldogs helmet, inflatable sheep, Doc Johnson Pony Tail Butt Plug, bumper sized tub of KY jelly, and a Christmas hamper.

I guess someone's in for an interesting Xmas!

Thank you Ruthie!
This was a fun competition, and we had a good turn out for it, in the aid of raising breast cancer awareness.

Thanks to all the time and effort of our entrants, and the generosity of some former competition winners, we raised and donated US$650 for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation:



A big congrats to our 3 placed winners:

1st Place: Life Enhancing, by browncoffee
2nd Place: Earthly Bounties, by curvygalore
3rd Place: Shoot, by Just_A_Guy_You_Know

And a fine set of stories, rounded off the Top 10:

Just Like Old Times, by Ping
Younger Than Springtime, by Green_Man
For The Love Of Breasts, by AndreaDetroit
Do the Lotion Motion, by RejectReality
Gue$$?, by TonyaL
Tits For Tats, by TheSensualLady
Mutual Admiration, by Sensual_Tights

Great to see some promising newcomers amongst the top spots.

Thank you all for participating, for such a worthy cause.

A new competition will be announced shortly.

Cheers,

Nicola
Quote by Green_Man


Noël Coward??


Howard Hughes?

I fear we both may have drunk too much wine today.
Oh Jesus, I'm away for a couple of days, and the lunatics are taking over the asylum.
Quote by honeydipped
i carry the wise words of rupaul to heart, "other people's opinion of me is none of my business". i feel if i cared too much about what others thought, i'd censor myself into oblivion. i wish nothing more than to remain genuine.

that being said, a common theme in my friend requests is "down to earth" and "friendly". i like to think i'm both of those☺


One of my favourite quotes is from Ru Paul (who incidentally I started watching in the 1990's).

After a heavy night out:

Interviewer: So, how's the head?

Ru Paul: I've never had any complaints.

Bar keep, another porn star martini, for the guy with the hairy back.
Quote by browncoffee
I'll have lemonade. I need you guys to help me. I'm on the very cusp of finishing a teacher student story and have two potential titles. Which do you prefer?

LIFE IS JUST A CLASSROOM

or

BLINDED BY ASSUMPTION

Thank you kindly for any input.



The latter is more creative, leaves more to the imagination, and I'd be intrigued to know what it's about. The first one makes me think of formulaic student / teacher fantasies in the classroom.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
I'm apparently perceived to be a lousy writer since I've never been asked to be a mod.


You have a host of RR's and an EP!

Writing ability is only one criteria when we select mods. And usually the person does the asking first, and then we consider them! Please don't take it personally!

Back to the question.

I'm an OCD schizophrenic control freak in real life. Nothing like I am online.

(corrected the title question so perceived has the e before the i, like it should be ).
Orders TonyaL and myself, a Porn Star Martini.

So what if it's not even midday?
He nailed it!

I can't believe this will go through. You guys in the U.S. are being royally screwed over.
Quote by ChuckEPoo


Ahhh kind of like the six million dollar man.


You know I saw Lee Majors the other day. He looked a million dollars. He's really let himself go ...
I've created a new word, "Scamhole".

Noun: English, vulgar slang.

Meaning: Scamming asshole who preys on gullible and naive people, for financial gain.
Although G.A. does give you some useful information, here's an example of its failings as a tool to give you the most vital information:



A site like backlinkwatch.com will help you see who links to your site. If you spot something like cosmopolitan.com linking to you, you'll know where your authority boost has come from.
I've spent over a decade, off and on, studying SEO.

If you PM me your site URL I will take a look for you.

Despite all the mysticism (deliberately spread by people employed by SEO companies), SEO actually boils down to 2 things essentially, content, and inbound links. On-page factors like page titles, meta descriptions, keywords etc., are secondary.

You most probably have a link from an authority site to your blog, which shot it up the rankings as you've now gained "google trust". The article may have been published on a big site, and given you credit (and a link).
Quote by Snow_Angel
Reading all of these wonderful comment, wish I could see the original post .


Isn't the video in the first post of this thread showing for you? It loads for me fine. Try a different browser if you're having difficulties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uffct_k1wgM

"Gorilla Killah"?

The cheeky Chilean red finally put me down!

Bloody Mary please bar keep, before you hit the hay. Sweet dreams!
Quote by Liz
I use FileZilla which is superb as a standalone FTP client. Free and open source. smile

https://filezilla-project.org/


That's the one I downloaded too. Bright minds think alike!

A word of warning about filezilla. Even though I unchecked "install McAfee, change default search engine to Bing etc.", it did change it.

I had to reset IE, FF and Chrome as a result.
I've asked Gav to add the LXXX badge when he gets a chance.

“Prolific writer, publishing in 80%+ of our categories.”
We've had a couple of people try this scam on on the site recently, and I want to warn our membership about it.

The scam plays on people's gullibility, and those who worry about being "found out" (shamed) about visiting an (any) adult site.

How it works:

1) Scammer creates a profile. Posts pics of someone attractive (probably not them):



2) Befriends as many guys (typically) as possible, in a short space of time.

3) Asks them to go on .

4) Does not appear, but records the video / images of the person being scammed.

5) Scammer posts the video (with associated person's / real name) on Youtube, then demands money.

6) The gullible victim who doesn't want to be associated with the site, sends over an amount via paypal.

If you're at all worried about being associated with an adult site such as this, or any other, DO NOT open up a video chat or send pictures to anyone you don't trust.

The same goes for posting images of yourself on your profile which are viewable to the public. If you are fine with anyone seeing you are here, then go ahead. If you want to post images of yourself, but keep them private, set up a private gallery, and make sure only people you absolutely trust, have access. Once you post an image in the public domain, it's impossible to control who uses it for whichever nefarious purpose.

DO NOT pay anyone anything. Even if you are using your real name on , and they have a video / images of you, what are they likely to do with it? Report the scammer to Youtube and have their account canned.


I will contact now, with screenshots of the scam. The member will also be reported to the police. Paypal will also be involved, as it's abuse of their system. The scammer will need to have provided them with a bank account, so the authorities should be able to track them down, and make an arrest.

This can happen to you on ANY website.

Here's an example of a twist on this, where the victim was snared on Facebook. The BBC reported on it last year: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37735369 It happens on mainstream sites, as well as those classified as "adult".

It's been going on quite some time. Here's some useful advice about staying safe online.

And an excellent guide to safe social networking.


Be careful with your privacy people, everywhere online!

Nicola
Rumple, I need a double courvoisier as a nightcap. Please serve it in a warmed glass.

After a 19 hour day, and being unable to sleep, I need to self-medicate.

What is it with getting older, and not requiring sleep?
Quote by ChuckEPoo
My son is a programmer and told me to switch. I’m computer challenged and believe the old adage, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I still use internet explorer. But I drive a Telsa not a model T.


The Tesla is an excellent choice for the planet Chuck! Not to mention the crazy performance.

Tony Seba is a man who knows an awful lot on the subject of electric vehicles and disruptive technologies. He thinks 90% of all new vehicles produced around the globe in 2030, will be electric. And why not? 90% fewer parts, the battery costs will be a fraction of what they are now. No pollution whatsoever. Quite brilliant.

Musk wasn't the first to come up with the idea, but he's a pioneer, and I love his drive to push things forward for the good of the planet and future generations. My next car will be an all electric, if the price comes down enough. I think it's maybe 2 years away before that's the case, with these giga factories coming out.

I got distracted there, sorry. It's a passion of mine, helping the planet, ecosystems, and investing in companies who have that vision in mind.

Back to browsers, no issues with FF other than the FTP file transfer one. I have a backup file uploader so I'm using that. Shame FireFtp doesn't work with the new Quantam FF though. It was my favourite uploader and easiest to use by far.