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Quote by sprite
reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. i am stupidly enamoured with my bird of the day calendar which is setting on my alice in wonderland end table next to our love seat. today's bird - the red whiskered bulbul.

see? lush is an educational place.


Lush red cheeks. We will adopt those as our new site bird mascots. So much better than your last choice of the singing budgie, although she did have her moments!



Have a wonderful weekend everyone. I will spend part of mine adding up all the judges' votes.

Winners of the latest competition to be announced on Monday.
Another thoroughly well-deserved EP for a story from one of our top echelon writers.

Well done Tam!
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Morning all!

You might be deceived by my handsome, devilish good looks – not to mention my extreme modesty – but I'm quite the nerd.

I believe in an effort to promote greater transparency, the judges have allowed all the relevant information to be posted for this competition in the name of transparency, and I applaude that decision.

I have assembled a modest spreadsheet of the same, sorted first by number of views (all over the map – quite astonishing, really), then by number of comments, finally by scores. That last is not absolutely accurate, because anything over 4.995 is rounded up to 5, and some of the 5's are actually 4.995+.



This does NOT mean these are the winners and runners up. This is merely an initial, rough assessment based on the available data.

Nevertheless, there are a number of Rumplies represented. Well done all who entered!

Off to run some errands and do some specialty store shopping!


We run writing contests, not popularity contests. There's a big difference.
Quote by WellMadeMale
He's certainly persistent. Might be high, too.



Rupturing the sewage pipe is a nice touch.


I didn't catch this one. Has it been posted elsewhere?
Apologies for the delay in getting the last few months' Mod of the Month Awards out in a timely fashion. I've been very busy in my offline / other world!

Taking out the award for March is someone who's absolutely smashed the story queue in March.

She processed over 200 stories in March, more than double the number of the Moderator who came next in the list (big thank you to El Henke for processing over 100 stories in March too!).

Huge congratulations and thanks goes to Jai (FirstBlush) for putting in so much time and effort on the story queue, and being a delight around the site.

Thanks Jai!

I'll be in touch regarding your $100 Prize.

Nicki xx
It would be good if Gav is able to fix this issue, but seeing as it's an off the shelf package adapted to suit, I am not sure what he's able to do. I'll ask!

As long as you come in at 5,000 words or under in MS Word (we usually allow a little leeway to compensate for differing word processing software), then you're good to go.
My "work" is an odd mixture, which keeps me interested and pays the bills.

I occasionally do things with spreadsheets for large corporates. I have been cutting back on this a lot the last few years though as it's soul destroying.

I buy and sell bits of companies when squiggles on their charts look nice.

I help facilitate making people feel happy, horny and in fun company on the interwebs.

Poorly explain what you do for a living!
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


I know, right? Taking the Mickey out of sprite? That's dangerous stuff…and I know she'll make me pay, somehow.

But I like dancing on the lips of…volcanoes!


Not that. Your 7 messages to me over 2 days on the subject were both disconcerting and tiresome.

Maybe take a break from being online if you need to?

Friendly advice.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


Glad to see you've enlarged your vocabulary, Rach!


Recommended reading:



Moderator Note: It's time to wind your neck in JL.
Quote by adele

If Lush would just limit the number of times a person could win and place in a comp to perhaps once in a six month period, then the competitions actually would draw newer writers and even some of us who have quit entering for the most part. Then you could still enter and people could enjoy your writing, which in my opinion (and that of many others) has become quite good (and a far cry from your earliest poems... ).


If you want to improve your writing, you need to go up against the best. You need to learn how and why a story was better. Then you need to work on your own skills.

That goes for all aspects in life.

Why create a false reality / competitive environment where only those who've not won competitions or have developed their writing chops to very high standard, aren't allowed to enter?

I would love for all our best writers to enter every competition. But these kind of threads have made some shun our competitions now, which makes me really sad.

Literature will ultimately be the loser if our best writers are restricted from entering competitions. And I won't stand for that.
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I joined last year when the guvment idled me to "flatten the curve" for 3 weeks, which turned into 3 months.

Pros....

There are lots of good porn stories here (but they are free anyway)

A membership lets me rate stories, leave story comments, and message other members (and look at their pics!!!)

I already have this cool "name", and it would be a shame to give it up.

I get to state an opposing view on the Think Tank to those with 10k, 15k, or even 35k posts! (and I have a thick skin)

I think Sprite is getting a crush on me.

Cons....

It's real money (unless someone wants to gift me a year!!!) I can buy 2 People magazines for the same price.

I'm not really good at posting links, pictures, or especially selecting a clever avatar.

I'm not looking to hook up with other members.

The posters that promote tolerance the most, are very intolerant to opposing life views.

I think Buz is getting a crush on me...

So what should I do??? Help!!


I think if you don't upgrade to platinum, after all we've been through, it's an insult to the site.

Go large. Go hard. Go bold.
No joke!

A deliberate start on April Fools' Day. The timing was perfect for something a little fun and different.
We thought we would kick off our "Foolish" competition with comedic timing. On April Fools' Day.

We are looking for stories which contain some comic relief. Maybe someone is being fooled into something or has done something foolish?

Synonyms for foolish:

1. Stupid, witless, brainless, senseless, unintelligent; ridiculous, absurd, nonsensical, preposterous.

2. Imprudent, thoughtless, impetuous, rash, reckless, foolhardy, half-baked, heedless, incautious.

3. Having or showing a lack of good sense, judgment, or discretion.

Other synonyms: absurd, asinine, balmy, brainless, bubbleheaded, cockeyed, crackpot, crazy, cuckoo, daffy, daft, dippy, dotty, fatuous, featherheaded, fool, half-baked, harebrained, half-witted, inept, insane, jerky, kooky (also kookie), loony (also looney), lunatic, lunkheaded, mad, nonsensical, nutty, preposterous, sappy, screwball, senseless, silly, simpleminded, stupid, tomfool, unwise, wacky, weak-minded, witless, zany.

Competition Theme

There should be some kind of foolish, dumb or silly element in the story.

So, things like ill-thought-out sexual acts, dumb places to have sex, people being fooled into doing something, acted the fool, absurd situations, wacky scenarios etc..

As an added challenge, stories should be kept to under 5,000 words.

Prizes

Winner: $149.86
Second Place: $101.03
Third Place: $50.12

Full details and dates can be found here >>

If they've deleted their account, it can take up to 24 hours for the site cache to catch up.

So remnants of their profile, stories etc., take a little while to be purged from the system.

With the site serving 2.5 million pageviews each month, it's not possible for the site to be absolutely "live" across the whole setup. Some areas are cached for better performance.
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I'll keep putting the word out in the chatrooms.

Hopefully others use it as it does have a place to type as well.


Thank you!
How is everyone finding the new feature?

We'd expected a lot more feedback considering the number of requests we had.

Perhaps word literally hasn't got out yet?

It would be nice if down the track it could be built in to our chat rooms, but for now, this is as much as time and the very limited budget allow.
There are a few moderators on the team who do a lot more work than I do here.

Sprite: "Isn't that all of us?"
Nicola:

When he's not drowning maggots or fixing his kitchen, you're likely to catch a glimpse of the lesser spotted SimplyJohn around the place, helping others out in a professional and sensitive manner.

So please give it up folks for SimplyJohn, our Moderator of the Month for February!

We have been hit with hundreds of thousands of spam messages over the years, and many of the spammers use clever tactics to circumvent the measures we increasingly put in place (IP checks, blocked throwaway email addresses etc..).

This not only takes up a lot of our site resources and contributes to downtime, but also requires someone to spend hours and hours on a daily basis going through deleting all the accounts when this can't be done automatically.

So we've decided enough is enough.

It's getting worse and worse, costly, and ruining the quality of our service for everyone.

In the coming weeks, restrictions will be put on messaging, across the board.

Members must be upgraded to at least a Bronze in order to use the messaging services.

This will stop the site spam in its tracks.

Reviews are being made of the chat rooms, forums, and other site features which spammers attack, to restrict access.

The primary reason the site exists is for people to enjoy reading and writing stories. That will not change.

Everything else we offer free, which let's be honest, equates to the features many major dating sites (who charge $10+ per month) would be proud to have, are under review.

I will post separately once we've decided which measures we'll be putting into place.

It's probably time for the Bronze membership itself to be shelved too, but that's a post for another day.
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How do I get the ‘Interact with’ section to display under my profile?


"It's not present when you visit your own page. It only appears on your friends."

Apologies Gav, I deleted the duplicated post and it took your reply with it!
This is still in beta trials of course so please give us as much feedback as possible and we will try and iron out any issues here or with the developers, that may arise dependent on device / browser etc..
Brilliant work Gav.

This has been a requested feature for I don't know how many years.

I'm delighted that technology has moved forward enough for us to make this happen.

Well done my friend!
Not sure about this one, but seems to fit the Ides of March theme:

This competition was incredibly popular and we had some super entries.

There were so many good poems, that we decided to give the judges a shortlist of 12 instead.

Showing her versatility, Tamara has won this one with her excellent poem, "Just Three Syllables." Following close behind was a complex and beautifully written poem from our poetry specialist, Elliot Lacey, and a delightfully romantic poem by Liz:

1st Place: Just Three Syllables, by tams_back_yay.
2nd Place: Loosed Arrows, by Elliotlacey31.
3rd Place: Love Is, by Liz.

Rounding up the Top 12 are the following poems, which I urge people to read if they haven't already:

Swansong, by sprite.
Black Metal Valentine, by Piquet.
Burnout, by AylaJ.
Prologue, by Katherine.
Twilight Time, by Green_Man.
A Letter to Love, by KimmiBeGood.
Roar, by Lilly.
Heelspike, by She.
Made for Each Other, by dronette56.

A big thank you to all those who took the time to write for this competition, to our judges, readers and all who voted and commented on the entries.

A new competition will be announced over the coming weeks.

Cheers,

Nicola
Looks like one of my attempts at writing a job spec in a graphics program ...