Well....the truth is the truth, and a guy just can't duck it. This is how Oldgirl and I have managed to satisfy each other all these years. Oldgirl and I have been together since we were teenagers. We met in high school, had many mutual friends, came from the same neighborhood (sort of; she lived on the better side of Main St., and I lived on the other). Well, when I transferred into the school she was attending, I was im...