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Quote by asleep
Bear in mind the POETRY contest for Valentine Day 2015. I'm assuming that had a significant part in the drastic jump in poems.

Writing can be good for the soul be it "happy" or "unhappy".


Even if you remove the poetry competition entries from this year's figures, poetry still accounts for 34% of all content on the site - another huge increase.
Quote by Verbal


Nerdy will suffice.


Go to the home page, track through the pages until you get to Jan 1 for each year, multiply the page number by 30 to get the number of stories in each year. Go to your settings and block the poem categories - repeat step 1 and subtract the figures in column B from column A
There is a broader problem with "downer" poems - especially for those who repeatedly produce them.

Yes, sometimes we all feel a bit blue, maybe moved enough to put our thoughts down to help them makes sense. But routinely writing this stuff can set you down a dark path. Attention and praise can have a powerful effect for good but they also enforce negative behaviour. If someone is writing 100+ poems like this it's easy to imagine that no amount of positive comments, or 5 votes are going to break them out of their fug. If anything it just encourages them to stay in that mind-set - the perpetual victim. It moves away from catharsis and into dependency.
Quote by Verbal


Not to be nerdy, but how did you get these stats?


It's impossible to answer that in a non-nerdy way
Poems are taking over Lush. Mind you I think you mods have to shoulder some of the blame for that - you're even accepting haikus now!

Look how bad it's getting...

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Total Stories Poems
2010 2761 2403 358 (13%)
2011 4943 4378 565 (11%)
2012 5711 4858 853 (15%)
2013 5501 4422 1079 (20%)
2014 8153 5797 2356 (29%)
2015 1197 743 454 (38%)[/code]

*Bear in mind that figures don't include the deleted category
If it's just the bit around the middle it'll be more to do with the diet than the exercise.

Keeping it off permanently would mean sticking to an ultra low-carb diet. Most actors who have to take their shirts off in films will go hard on zero-carbs so they're super-lean for the poster shots - which is why three months later you'll see them being papped on their yachts with a paunch. They also dehydrate themselves to get the ripped look - which is no good for anyone.

In the end it all comes down to choices - do you want ripped abs or do you want a varied diet.
Brain training applications are nothing new but most of them tend to lean towards maths and logic problems: mental arithmetic, pattern recognition and so on.

I've been playing around with Elevate for the last couple of weeks which puts its emphasis on improving the way you communicate. Each day it gives you three games to play from five categories: Listening, Reading, Writing, Speaking and Maths.

The games test your grammar skills, your ability to process information and your vocabulary. The maths tests are also firmly placed in real world situations - discounting, tipping etc

The app is free if all you want to do is play the games it offers for the daily tests. You can subscribe for more features and games but it's not cheap.

Whether or not game-based learning tools like this can produce measurable improvements in your ability to communicate is uncertain but it seems a fun way to test out your skills

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wonder&hl=en
Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/elevate-brain-training/id875063456?mt=8
Quote by jollylolly


Me too please, but only during foreplay (a little roughhousing is fun) or passionate sex.

If someone tried to spank me as a punishment I'd find it silly.


How about not spanking you as a punishment?
Forcing qualitative feedback through quantitive feedback rarely produces anything meaningful. If people are moved enough to say something, they will - forcing the hand of someone who just wanted to vote will result in bland, meaningless platitudes or critiques that won't do your confidence or writing any favours. I think the best way to improve the benefit of your comments is to post plenty of constructive comments on other authors' work . The better feedback you give, the better you get back in return.
Quote by principessa
How about a "back to the top" button to eliminate a lot of scrolling?


If you're on an iOS device tap on the status bar (the bit that tells you the time and how much battery you have) - it'll instantly scroll to the top of the page
I haven't used my old laptop since I was gifted an iPad. The pros for laptops are fast dwindling with decline of physical media and the rise of cloud storage

One of the first things I got for it was a Bluetooth keyboard which makes writing on the tablet a hell of a lot easier. The next thing I got was the camera connection kit - despite the name this essentially adds a USB in port to your iPad allowing you to connect most things you'd be able to connect to your laptop. Both of these cost around £20 each.

All that said though, for interacting on Lush though, a laptop still wins.
Quote by gav


I have contacted Grooveshark on this, I cant see them supporting it anytime soon.

Personally I would rather see Grooveshark gone *ducks*


DITCH IT! DITCH IT NOW!
Spread it out on a baking tray put a bit of oil, a bit of five spice and some seasoning over it. Put it in the oven for about 20 minutes on 180C (stir it up occasionally)

Chinese-style crispy "seaweed"
Quote by HeraTeleia


I don't see anything wrong with Milik's banner, nor with any of the banners in this thread. I have the artistic skills approaching that of a rock, and so I don't usually have a banner. If I had as many awards accorded my stories as Milik has, I would most certainly lean on a more artistically inclined friend to design a banner for me that included those hard-earned ribbons all over it.


The problem comes when people start having conversations and the overly intrusive artwork is repeated over and over. As you scroll down a thread you see more banners than comments

On my screen, Milik's banner is taller than his actual post

On another note, some people pay good money not to see banner ads on Lush. Why should the forums be exempt from that option?
Quote by Milik_Redman


It isn't easy to get ten ribbons in such a small space.BDmHwx3qdO1fDtC8


Then don't. Sadly the forum is already suffering from people who can't design as well as they write.

I was sure that rule was one image at a maximum of 150px high - but I see three mods on this thread alone breaking that
Quote by Milik_Redman
I've turmoiled over it a I've had friends drop me because I do. The problem is, not everyone is here for the same reasons. Some like the social interaction while others want to read. For me, I want to write and get my work out to people who might enjoy it. I like other aspects of Lush, especially reading the work of others, but were I not a writer who is pimping his work, I'd have been gone for good years ago. Having people read and enjoy my work is the only reason I've stayed this long. I do apologize for advertising. A very good friend encouraged me to put my accomplishments on my banner and I finally agreed, but I am not totally comfortable with it. Still, if it allows people who don't know me to find my work, it's worth the occasional long glance I'll get.

So, I apoligize up front for spam and my gratuitous back patting. It's cheap and commercial, but it really is the only reason I'm still a member.


It does make your sig obnoxiously large
Leaving the sex of the narrator ambiguous can allow you put in a unexpected twist.

A draft of Unreserved Seating had the narrator reveal herself as a woman at the end. Ultimately, I didn't think the story needed it but it can still be read either in a male voice or a female voice. I guess if my avatar was of a woman it would more likely be read as a woman by people who don't know me.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/unreserved-seating.aspx
Quote by LovingHer17
I always introduce myself,that is always my first approach,I feel like if guys do that then,then women won't feel pressured,or think that they are getting hit on.


It's still a tough sell how ever you shape it. If you haven't been getting any signals* that she's receptive to an approach you're going to struggle.

Your "feeling" isn't doing you any favours. You may think you're coming across with a light touch but most women won't trust you.

*signals - A woman in a bar with friends is not a signal she wants to be hit on. Being attractive is not a signal she wants to be hit on. Eye contact from across a bar MIGHT be a signal.
If you're not hitting on them why does it even matter what they look like?

They will assume you're hitting on them because that's what men do. Women have to be guarded with what signals they give out, especially to people they don't know. All too often a woman who doesn't reciprocate an advance will be subjected to verbal abuse.

Being introduced to someone is far better than just starting a conversation cold. If that's your only strategy for meeting people you're going to having be prepared to take plenty of knock backs. If you want women as friends, develop friendships with men who have female friends. Introductions do a huge amount to instil trust and confidence - after that all you have to do is not be an asshole.
Did you watch the Horizon special on the BBC a couple of weeks back? If you didn't you can catch it on the iPlayer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02ddsd9

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p02ddsv0/whats-the-right-diet-for-you-a-horizon-special-episode-1

It was a fascinating study into why some people put on weight more than others and then struggle to lose it. They divided dieters into three groups: those who don't get full, those who eat all the time and those who eat as an emotional crutch - they then set them diets according to what was the root of their weight issue - from their they suggested the correct diet.

The "feasters" went on high protein low-carb diets, the grazers went on the 5:2 diet and the emotional ones joined a slimming club

There's a questionnaire on the website to help you decide which category you fit into. Even if there are external reasons for your weight gain you might find it helpful.

Of course it always comes down to the simple (and largely unhelpful) equation of less calories in and more calories out but the series does have some helpful advice - always have a healthy breakfast, get a support network, if you slip off your diet ignore it and just get back on it as soon as you can.

Remember if you "only" lose an average of half a pound a week - this time next year you'll be two stone lighter.
Quote by Liz
You see these profiles that pop up, usually a young, single, very attractive girl. They have a gorgeous avatar and some risqué photos on their profile page. They make a point of telling everyone they're a lesbian and that they are only interested in 'having fun' with other girls.


Ouch... scathing.77CjB6EIFLThpwp8
Look on any news-stand.

The magazines aimed at men have pictures of beautiful women on the front, so do the ones aimed at women.
Quote by Webmiser
I would like to see an improvement to the search engine. It should be possible to search for tags exclusively. For instance, if I search for say, 'spanking' AND 'lesbian', I would like it to be different to searching for 'spanking' OR 'lesbian'.

Currently, only the latter search is provided for. It means trawling through a lot of unwanted stories to find what I want.

I know it's possible, but is it probable?


It is possible though you need to type in the URL. Type "https://tags.lushstories.com/" then each term you want with a space in between

eg https://tags.lushstories.com/spanking lesbian

EDIT: Having tested this a bit, this doesn't return all the stories that have these tags in - disappointingly the tags have to be next to each other in the list of tags AND in that order...

https://tags.lushstories.com/lesbian spanking - returns a whole different set; while a story tagged "Lesbain, holidays, spanking" won't be returned at all.

But it's a start, anyway
Maybe she feels she'd have to reciprocate and maybe she finds that idea unpalatable. It could be she only likes to cum once (believe or not that's what some women want, no matter what you may read here) in which case she'll prefer the main course rather than a starter. There are also some women who treat oral as a submissive act - if she likes to be in the submissive role in sex she may not like receiving oral

I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons too (maybe she knows she tastes like old gym shoes)
Quote by elizabethblack


I am a blonde. My screen wasn't showing the right side of the picture and I never saw it. Now I want to never post again. Thank you for your kindness though.


The delete option will work for your profile but sadly the offending pic will still be visible on your timeline. I think it has been mentioned here before but it would be lovely if deleting it off the profile deleted it from everywhere.