The opportunity presented suddenly. I wasn’t excited immediately; after all, we had been talking about taking it to the next level for some time. Soon it became apparent that the stars were aligned…and bloody time too, and so the opportunity became a plan...

It was early one morning when I happened upon Angela. I was bored and browsing an internet dating site when her profile jumped out and bit me on the pecker. "I love hardcore sex," it said. Now that is a very unusual way for someone to sell herself on what...