I have been writing in some shape or form since the age of 14, my main themes being horror, humour and erotica - how varied is that?! I spent 24 years in the banking industry before deciding to go straight and become a betting office manager. Both jobs have provided much inspiration for material. I have been working on a novel for 2 years which is so surreal and original that it will sell either 12 copies or 50 million - hopefully the latter!!
Interests Cats, cars and women. Sex has always fascinated me as it is the only activity I can think of that can project you into a different dimension. Sometimes you know what you're doing is going to be a disaster, but you still can't help doing it anyway! And the lessons are never learned. Never, ever, underestimate the force of sexual power.
Favorite Books Animal Farm, The Pickwick Papers, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Pan Books Of Horror Stories [removed]).
Favorite Authors George Orwell, Douglas Adams, Charles Dickens, Roald Dahl and the world's greatest ever short story writer Harry E. Turner, whose tales can be found in the Pan Horror series.
Favorite Movies Dance Of The Vampires, A Clockwork Orange, Lady And The Tramp, Naked, Full Metal Jacket, The Last Picture Show.
Favorite Music REM, The Who, The Kinks, Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Blind Mr Jones, The Chills, James Taylor, Stevie Winwood, Jethro Tull, Beach Boys, Moody Blues, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Paul Simon, Gordon Lightfoot, John Cooper Clarke, Roxy Music, Judy Tzuke.
Meeting up with a chatline girl is not without horrific risks.
Fingers trembling with excitement, Danny switched on his trusty old PC and waited patiently for the machine to boot up, the familiar chimes and bongs adding to his frustration as it warmed into action. After a minute or so the welcome signal appeared and...
