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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 36
United States
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This young man sounds very special to you already. As long as he makes you happy, Cat, that's the important thing. BTW, I wouldn't want to come in between you two (I could make a dirty comment, but I'll keep it serious, maybe).
Oh, and Arc, we'll start up our own Midsummer's bash. Wine, women, and sun. I'll perch on an inflatable raft. We'll draw in all kinds of girl dolphins.
Oh, and Arc, we'll start up our own Midsummer's bash. Wine, women, and sun. I'll perch on an inflatable raft. We'll draw in all kinds of girl dolphins.
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One: This is obviously a epidemic that needs to be cut off before it spreads further.
Two: Cat, here's a ball of yarn, calm down.
Three: Even though the Bike Bum Virus is contagious, there is no need to panic. I mean, it's not lkie it's taht cnoatgouis. I pdlege to wrok nnotsop to fnid a crue.
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Add a couple of pig and dairy farms and we've got an omlette, civilization size. 
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It can become cliche, but there are a limited number of phrases one could use. But, I think it just seems missplaced, not unusable. I do like your revised version better, but it's like trying to choose between white gold and yellow gold.
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Yea, the fur flew everywhere. She also left some deep scratches in my back...
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Yea, I used to laugh at people once they were out of the ambulance.
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Quote by Catnip
I was thnking about this 18 year old boy...
If I try I'm sure to end up with a 53 year old chick...
I'm not sure it's worth the risk.
If it isn't worth risk, then the outcome won't be worthwhile. ;)
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Hope you find that special someone for midsummer's eve, Cat. I'm rooting for you! 
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Pretty funny. HOWEVER, if I were that officer's supervising sergeant he'd (forgive the language) he'd be getting a good, old fashoned country ass whooping. Then, he'd be fired.
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Whatever your method is Cat, keep using it. It's working. Do you write much poetry?
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Only you know what you want, and if what you want is an innie and not an outie then who are we to judge you..?
(I love this metaphore!)
It is your choice to be with whoever you choose. To hell with everyone who is condesending towards you because of it. Stay strong.
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Wow. I sense some pent up frustration here. I wonder what it could be about???
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I almost wet myself watching this video! The dad "kicked" his children right in the face! One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while.
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I wish this would happen more often in horror movies...
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It's so nice to know I was missed... Thanks guys (and gals).
Actually my computer (amongst other expensive things) was stolen recently and I just replaced it (temporarily). I'm waiting on the insurance check atm.
Ling
That's
. They took your stuff right out of your house? What A-holes. I hope the police in your area find them. Not to be a downer, but burglaries don't often get solved. But it's great that you have insurance. 
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Thanks Marcos, that was great. I want to make that noise with my tounge like the Road Runner does.
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Well, I"ve actually had both and they're really not bad tasting. I had rattlesnake stew/soup. It was rich and tasted mild. The gator I've had a lot, sauteed and breaded as well as on a sandwich. Don't laugh, it reminded me of chicken.
Had armadillo too once. Tasted grainy and strong.
But goat on the other hand in good in curry and I don't like curry.
I've had goat, but the alligator and the rattles are something quite out of the way. I mean, I've had some wierd MRE's that didn't look like what they are supposed to be, but never one that says "Alligator". I haven't seen them on any store shelves either. Where did you get those, Chef? I'd be interested.
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[Shuffles to back of the rabid auction crowd]
Panties just don't do anything for me; unless they're on (or off) a sexy woman.
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"Yes, I'll have some cajun style alligator with a side of rattlesnake."
Yum. Excuse me while I go vomit.
Yum. Excuse me while I go vomit.
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Bend over, I'll be gentle.
........... wow (remembers to close mouth).
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The "Highway Patrol"- Junior Brown
What would you like on that pizza?
What would you like on that pizza?