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relaxandrelease
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 36
United States
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Read my story, that is the riskiest. But it was oh sooo good. Woops, just the ladies, sorry! 
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Stuart's Bio:"Hi there! I'm into all kinds of stories. Open to chat about everything. If your interested give me a ring."
Since Stuart is living in Canada, and since they haven't caught up to newer technology, the only way that he can communicate to Lush or other people is via a phone, where he talks to someone in a more developed country and they type what he says. Whenever he has intimate chats with someone, it's always a threesome.
Only joking, Stu!
Since Stuart is living in Canada, and since they haven't caught up to newer technology, the only way that he can communicate to Lush or other people is via a phone, where he talks to someone in a more developed country and they type what he says. Whenever he has intimate chats with someone, it's always a threesome.
Only joking, Stu!
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Quote by Catnip
I faked it for two years.
It became pretty much of a habbit.
I faked it so that I almost believed it myself.
After 1½ year I started crying after we had had sex.
Curled up on my side of the bed, hoping he didn't notice but wished he would hold me and comfort me.
He never did.
None of us talked about things like that. Nor about emotions.
Not even my lovers noticed that I faked it. (Oh my, she's one of thoose cheaters!)
I don't fake anymore.
At times I wish I did, there is nothing more irritating than a guy who's trying so hard to make you cum, that he turns you off by his fixation on the orgasm.
(Not Completely true, there are worse things.)
That's sad, Catnip. I'm sorry.
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Now, I've masturbated in some unusual places, but I've never ejaculated into a cup of coffee. Did you drink it afterward, I don't want to assume you did?
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Well... I have seen some weird things in my day, but I can't say that I've seen that. 
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Quote by nicola
Oh, I see. I haven't seen any of them.
My advise is not to. Unless you like gore fests that have a story that you can't follow or understand. As you can tell, I'm not a fan.
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rxtales is puzzled at how to save the pixie in the water that looks just like her, because, every time she puts her hand in to pull her out, the other one mysteriously vanishes...
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Quote by Satyr
I'm putting together a study to determine if masturbation leads to a more productive and healthy sex life. I'll need 50 - 100 test subjects both male and female to masturbate daily and another 50 - 100 who will not masturbate for an entire year. The test subjects will be required to have sex while being filmed and relate their experience. We would prefer if the subjects are of good health and willing to have sex for at least 1 - 2 hours while the tester, that's me, studies and arranges sexual situations for research purposes. At the end of the year we'll determine if masturbation is healthy or unhealthy to your sex life. Participants will not be compensated for their travel or time but will be able to participate in a huge hot tub orgy at the end of the session.
Ok, removing clipboard and ready to sign people up.
*writes in own name*
Where do I sign?
Looks like he's ready for some action, jack.
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I know a Sergeant Major that would do something like that. 
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Quote by rxtales
I have a friend who saw a spider in my house like a year ago. She was over the other day and kept looks around. Finally I asked her what she was doing. She said she was looking for spider. Because the one she saw a year ago probably had friends. She then I saw a picture in my biology text book and flipped.
I happen to like spiders. When I was 5 I had a pet tarantula named harry that would sleep on my head.
On your head? What happened to Harry?
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It's always the ones who paint their faces and go around promoting a fast food chain. Does anyone remeber the KFC "Pluckers" clown? Killed seventeen people with a sharpened chicken bone.
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Preditor: "I ain't got time to bleed."
I know it's cheezy, but I'll use this in conversation one day.
I know it's cheezy, but I'll use this in conversation one day.
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Blindfold went through his younger life with a blindfold on all the time as the result of a radioactive accident that left him with eyes that would shoot lasers out automatically when he opened them, which is why he wears the sunglasses in an obvioulsy dark room.
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Quote by ali2teaseu
Hopefully its because I spend more hours than I care to admit at the gym working very hard to look good.
Your work has certainly paid off. Wow.
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You're not alone in never hearing "thumping" used before. I know that I've had the head board thumping against the wall before ;), but thumping sounds a lot like rough sex, so if you don't mind that then go right ahead and ask. Have fun!
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Nicola's book, if you look closely, is upside down. Truth is, she can't read. She has a traslator to tell her what is said on Lush and type her responses. Very sad. 
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Strawberries of course.
Would you rather have a bottle of the finest alcohol, or a box of the best cigars?
Would you rather have a bottle of the finest alcohol, or a box of the best cigars?
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Quote by O0ziiomara0O
I could have her.. If I wanted her..I’m not very modest (sorry!)
Woh. Speechless.
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I think what Cap is trying to say is that it is in its own catagory. It's not like an orgasm and ejaculation like through intercourse or masturbation, it's something completely different, apparently in a sub catagory because of the diminshed feeling. I've never had this kind of experience (i'd like to), but I know about it.I've done some minor anal penetration during sex, but nothing major. It is true that it does heighten the experience (like adding a cherry on to a ice cream sunday), but I've never had a full, deep penetration during sex. It certainly gives a new feeling, and makes an orgasm better. It makes me a quiver a bit during an orgasm.