4) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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Bisexual Male, 36
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"Mars, the Bringer of War"
May I see your lisence and registration?
May I see your lisence and registration?
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Quote by smiler77
Hmmm haha,
Well unlike the guys I am totally honest haha!
Where shall I start?
I'm trying to think of the strangest! Oh what the hell, do you want a list?
Quid Pro Quo, I was honest. Yea, a list would be nice!
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*gasps*
Smiler!! what shall we do... we need to make theese men realize that there is a world of wonderfull objects out there...
*goes to browse the internet for good suggestions for the lads to try*
Edit:
So apperantly you can take a thermo-flask and fill it up with macaroni, (let them cool off outside the thermo-flask...to a pleasant warmth)
still seem men strive for a mouth or pussy to put it in...
I'll have to try the thermo-flask and macaroni, thanks for the suggestion.
I never heard of anything like that! Who has the emense free time to think up these things?
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That is why I don't do anything airborne.
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Well without going into it overmuch... he likes ... unusual things with regard to what turns him on. Macroism is the technical term and it was another new one for me. Unfortunately it's not something that can be done in real life (that I know of).
We have compromised in that he will read the things that make him hot, and then bring the results to me. Wish me luck!
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Never heard of "Macroism". But, I'm glad that you two were able to find a solution. Good luck!
We have compromised in that he will read the things that make him hot, and then bring the results to me. Wish me luck!
Ling
Never heard of "Macroism". But, I'm glad that you two were able to find a solution. Good luck!
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I've come on my face by accident before. I know have invested time in better aim.
WTF?
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"Stop! In the Name of Love" The Supremes
Where are my keys?
Where are my keys?
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JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU... oh. yea. Sheep and lights. yea. That's what I was thinking this whole time...
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Um, should someone explain to her the other places? Yea, I can think of one that would be somewhat worse for an unprepared gal.
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My purpse is to protect the innocent and stop all who would do people harm. Plain and simple, cut and dry. I couldn't do anything else.
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Quote by chefkathleen
Yep. That really does it for me. Unbenost to most people, there is a large following of ornothology fetishes.
I haven't see bouncing tits like that in a long time. Boy, am I going to have fun!
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Quote by ellastar
Wow, relax, that's terrible. Hope you can laugh about it now!
Oh, I can laugh about it now. I started to as soon as I was able to slow my heart rate in my room. I love answering any questions or explaining something, I think it's hilarious, just a little embarassing, as you can imagine. But, I have to admit, it was very thrilling.
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Quote by Redwolf
Hey cum floats so watch out that you don't leave traces of your fun!
Too true, I didn't even consider that. Thanks for the tip.
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Urg, this is embarassing, but, okay. I was at the beach one year with my friend and his family. We rented several rooms at a private condo along the shore. One evening, after a long day of "sight seeing" at the pool, I decided to partake in my favorite activity. There was a pratical reason to my line of thought, which was: I had a raging erection and didn't want to try going up the elevator three levels and then try to tactfully make my way past all of my friend's family, not to mention anybody who just so happens to want to ride on the elevator. So, I paddled my way over to one of the massaging jets in the pool. I had enjoyed a wonderful back massage using one of those earlier and had wondered what it would feel like, down there. I had to lift myself partially out of the water to get the best position for maximum pleasure. It felt GREAT! Soon, I got the tunnel vision of one who only wants to come to a climax. In an irrational state of mind, I slid my trunks down to my knees, so the feeling would be even better. Not to long after that, to my complete surprise, I heard a horrified voice behind me say, "What are you doing!?" I spun around to see a very attractive, bikini clad young woman I had met earlier standing at the edge of the pool stareing at me (or rather, farther down into the crystal clear water) with a towl in her hand and her mouth wide open. I moved to quickly pull up my trunks, and, being the smooth talker I am, I mumbled something along the lines of "nothing". She, now blushing, turned around and sat down on a chair with her back to me, head in her hands, as I exited the pool and beat a hasty retreat to my room.
Moral of the story: Pick a more secluded pool next time.
Moral of the story: Pick a more secluded pool next time.
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There has to be a reason that he isn't interested in sex. I like to masturbate, but that still doesn't stop me from wanting the real thing. Something must have happened to him previously. Explore that, and see what he says. And, if something was the cause of it, see if you two can work it out as a couple. If everything is fine and nothing is wrong with the poor man, then see if he is open to you having your needs satisfied by someone else. I could just say get yourself a B.O.B (battery operated boyfriend) and a share in Duracell stock, but it sounds like you want something more, such as human contact.
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yea... that was a real fine way to begin our relationship as room mates. And that isn't even the worst time that I've been caught by somebody. 
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Quote by ellastar
haha what did your roommate say?
He just turned his back to me while I re-situated myself, and then acted as if nothing had happened.
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I was 13. An AMAZING experience. I've been addicted ever sense.
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When, where and how do you masturbate? I usually do it in my dorm, or in the shower. I get more privacy in the shower. I've had my room mate walk in on me a few times.
How often? Quite often, several times a day.
Let us know when you came last? Last night, but I'm working on it.
How often? Quite often, several times a day.
Let us know when you came last? Last night, but I'm working on it.
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Quote by baker992009
Don't know if many of you know what Vegetable Marrow is but have tried that and Zuccini both hollowed out and warmed somewhat. My favortite is still my cyberskin vagina and anus. It gets used on a very regular basis
Yea, I've got one of those too. It's kinda worn out though ;)