Coming Home
A welcome home any man can appreciate
"I am almost there," I say on the phone after a long day of driving. "Great, can't wait. I will leave the door open, just come up," you say. It's been over a month since I have seen you and I can't seem to scramble up the stairs fast enough. I slowly open the door to give me a little element of surprise, maybe sneak up on you. Much to my surprise, you have already laid the trap and I am the unknowing prey... as I open the...