Quote by WmCutterBlack
Well, I reckon the competition and Friday Night shenanighans will be long lasting, so I'll start with a sipping drink, thanks.
Wet Pussy Cocktail Ingredients
12.5ml vodka
12.5ml peach schnapps
5ml cranberry juice
small squeeze of lime
Instructions
Pour just over a third of vodka, just over a third of peach schnapps, then drizzle the remainder of the shot glass with Cranberry juice, and traditionally, a squeeze of lime juice on top. This, is what we call a Wet Pussy
Give me all the wet Pussies you got Cutterblack,,
Quote by chefkathleen
Kee-Rist this hot weather! Is it any wonder I stay inside with frosty mugs and blow the froth off a few?
You're all welcome to come over and enjoy the a/c and frosty mugs with me. When the sun goes down we'll hit the pool. Sorry, no swimming suits allowed.
Quote by LadySharon
Good Morning Lush dwellers. I'm working on curing my writer's block so I can finally finish a scene for one of my stories and slap it on here. Maybe then I can start working more on my eBook and get it done before I return to academia later next month. Can I have something that will really keep me awake and would allow my creative juices to flow?
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Hiya Rump! Lost you for a minute there fella. I was a no-show because I spent the day and most of the evening being...ummm..."constructive" with my girlfriend.
And that comment on your story was earned, Sir Rump-A-Lot! (no? Oh well, I'll come up with a better one later).
Quote by chefkathleen
*eye roll at y'all*
I checked the UNverified. Of course and it wasn't there.
Doesn't matter how many times you've had stories approved on Lush, it all goes through the same process. It took 3 days to pass them sometimes because we get loaded in submissions. We have enough people working now that that shouldn't happen anymore.
Quote by Nikki703
Somewhere in the middle. I love the bad boy look but not really into bad boys. He must be a nice guy, not a wimpy yes dear, whatever you say dear pushover, but a just a nice guy. But he also must have that "bad-boy" attitude hidden in there somewhere!!
Kind of like the saying for women, " lady at dinner, whore in bed" or however it goes, I want a gentlemen at dinner but a Rock Star in bed!!
Quote by Buz
My parole officer will vouch for me that I am a nice guy.0zOLV2rfyIikgssO
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Scooter, sure thing.Feel free to man the bar (stop pushing) and give Slippery (that's my foot) your special (those were my ribs) service.
Chef, pocket pool, why sure. I mean, why not. It's about the only action some of us ever get nowadays.
Which reminds me of what is supposed to be a joke.
Q: Why do women drivers always primp their hair when stopped at red lights?
A: Cause they ain't got no nuts to scratch.
(rim shot) I got a million of 'em.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, y'all. Who needs refills on the coffee?
Scooter, I thought about suggesting you sit at the table with Coma and Tose, you know, to open a few more bar stools for paying customers. How-some-ever and on second thought, the combined, uh, essences of you three might cause a chain reaction that would make a China Syndrom type meltdown seem like a discreet burp in comparison.
(slides down a whole host of requested items) So tell you what, Scooter, you enjoy these goodies and just stay put for the time being. Okay?
Go! Mr potato head
Sit down Rump, I'll get this one
