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scooter
Over 90 days ago
Male, 66
Antarctica

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Hey naughtynurse,

It's me, scooter, way on down here at the end of the bar.
DirtyMatini chained my ankle to the danged bar
It's starting to smell like Coma and Tose down here

If your lonely, yet vulnerable friend needs company, I got a number of empty chairs next to me!
Hey, good morning one and all.

Boy, Holly sure does come and go fast around here. A course, most fine folks do.
I wish you would stay for a while sassy.
Thanks for checking up on my home made spell checker Alan. When I was building it,
I dropped a Z way up down in there, and some times the thing starts acting up. A bit like you Dirty

Yeah Rump, can I have 3 sauerkraut tacos, two Bat outta Bourbon foo-foo drinks, one chop stick and a straw, please.
And an umbrella for my drinks, a few nuts, (preferably the ones from the hot nut dispenser) and some more fire works for Coma and Tose over there.

Rump your so welcome for the "first time is free" spell check that I ran on your "not published yet, but soon to be" contest entry,
that you need not metione it.

I see BFI emptied the Dumpst,, @#*#@, I mean spa, so you all know where I'll be, it's Friday!

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Thanks for the catch, Scooter. Fool thing should have been 'mentioned'.



LOL Rump,

I did mention it

Good morning Captain De_writer,

I wouldn't change a thing Rump, other than the mention in this line;

(Quote)
What she couldn't understand and mentione to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him scream,, “Mid-terms!”

I would change mentione to "mentioned", or "mention"

I know I was relieved from duties this morning, and I thank you for that Rump,

But it really was my pleasure my friend
You got more debauchery than I do Laundry Rump,

an I got tuns a that stuff
scooter out
Speaking of irregulars,

I decided it was time to show up.

Whats the dumpste__,~!@#$ I mean, spa temperature at tonight!
Quote by WellMadeMale



Where you going wmmale

Thats funny as fuck dude



Laughing out loud,
I'm too busy playing with my new gismo here to post anything creative.
I kinda like just playing with the spout on this thing!

Thanks chef~K
scoot
Quote by Buz
I wish I could be invisible in real life. The I'd walk around naked and no one would know it.


I like your theory as well as your ambition Buz.

Unfortunately in my case; the last two or three times I went to the mall nude,

nobody noticed anyways
Sure chef,
never thought you'd ask. My question is; where do you start!


I can only wonder whether your pet and my pet are compatible?


Sounds like a relaxing day kathleen. Will you and your hubby unit be doing a little
skinny dipping in your ce-ment pond today!


You are one funny Lady Nikki.

Happy Birthday,

I think your special today.

Had it been tomorrow, I'd a lit a firecracker for you.



scooter
Hey Rump,

That's too funny, fellow follower of the house of the burning bush.
I heard chef had a red bush, or two!

Did that really happen Rump?
Don't feel bad my friend, I can do way dummer things than that,
and I still seem to be able to see yet.

Well, here's to all of life's blunders,
Happy fourth a july.

Good morning Rump and company,

Sorry I missed Sundays service Rump,
I was out searching for a few good smutty comments to top mazza's.
Nice to see you again mazz. I was thinking about reporting you for the lack of smutty comments.
I guess it's a bit late for all that?

Hey naughtynurse,

We have a whole gaggle of people from Northern Ohio around here, I see.
I have peeps from Lakeside. I worked with a few guy's from that little berg,
and went to school with two gorgeous ladies that grew up there!
What year did you graduate, you might be one of them.

Anyways, I owe you a big Amen on that sermon that I missed Rump,
and chef, I got a big kick out of your melting dog there.
I'm still waiting for bat to show up,

I'm starting to think the new wings, full moon thing aint working?

Come ere bat of my parting life,,,

post a video for me????

scooter
I'm just sitting here laughing at you guys,

cause I can't spell right now.

Plus I can't post Jail House Rock,

sorry Rump. We've been making Mary,

I mean merry.

Hey ya chef,

Yes, Catawba Island isn't actually an Island, although it does have a nice Lite House.
It's about 6 miles before Port Clinton heading west from Sandusky.
Real close to Camp Perry, which is a military firing range out over the Lake.
Just down the street from Davis Bessie, the next nuclear power plant to have a near melt down...):

Sounds to me like you and hubs need to come back to Ohio so I can refresh your memory chef.

We just had a storm pass with tornado warnings. Good thing wify and I didn't try floating to the islands tonight.
Tomorrow is the big barge bash, right here in Sandusky Bay about 13 miles away.
The Islands will wait.

Any good brownies yet Rump!

Thank you nicola,

WellMadeMale, I'm going to consider stopping by your pad, after stopping at the licker store, of course. You sure you want me to bring my drum kit, it's a big one with a big band sound.

I look at all this as; one hell of a compliment you two.

Happy 4th of July to everybody.
Each and every one of us~

scooter
I have got such a kick out of getting away with posting in the ask the girls section,
that I actually got Grandma's sewing kit out, and measured my wife's areolas.

After careful measuring ( I grew up a carpenter and have experience at measuring most everything) I came up with 2 and 5/16ths.
Those pesky hardening nipples you ladies have discussed did prove to be a problem
I took my time on this one. With hardened nips, she measures; 2 and 7/16ths...(:

Now, if someone could translate that to metrics for me, I'll gladly purchase them a set, their choice of size, shape and color from catnip, as soon as she starts selling her fine product.
Here you go Mr Rumpster,

I had two cups flown in from Australia,
just for you and Leggy.
Pat Daily is a Local musician chef.
He has been compared to Jimmie Buffet by 85% of his fans.
His comment to that is; When Jimmie Buffet starts playing my music, I'll start playing his.
Pat also owns a mansion in Key West Florida. He is the Head Liner at Sloppy Joe's in Key West on Thursday nights in the winter times.
Wify and I happened on to him in a small bar down there some 6 years ago.
His agent asked me for a cig. and after seeing him tuck the cig. behind his ear, I asked if he would like another so as he could smoke immediately.
He claimed it wasn't for him, it was for Pat later that evening. I laughed when he introduced Pat to Pam and I, and I said something like; Bull crap dude, I've seen Pat some 15 years ago, and he looked at least 15 years younger back then.(:

Pat took an immediate liking to Pam and I and after 6 or 8 beers (that I bought) and several cigarettes. He invited us on a journey down to Sloppy Joe's, his treat!
He loved Pam, and the two walked (stumbled) arm in arm, on down to Sloppy's.
Me and his agent laughed the whole time at the antics of those two.

I would say; it was the wildest night we've ever encountered, especially after his agent brought forth the brownies with little green herbs embedded in them...(:

This is the reason I'll be heading to puttin Bay this weekend chef.

Your all welcome,
scoot
Quote by chefkathleen
I've been to Put-In-Bay before. They used to have decent wine.


Good morning chef,

Rump must be busy hitch hiking up to Put-in-Bay this morning?
Personally, I wish the whole Lush scene would show up!
Apparently it's the big 4th of July bash up my way and I forgot.
Thank goodness bat's here to remind me.

They still do have many Vineyards on the Islands, and the wine keeps getting better with age..
Pat Daily owns a bar on Put-in-Bay and does nightly shows if he's available.
He' has to be pretty damned wasted to be "not available" so chance's are; you'll see a great show if you make it. (:

Well, if bat ever makes it, I'm sure I'll be enjoying some bat-outta-hell whisky soon,,,

Quote by littlemissbitch


not when i was masturbating Scooter ;)

and i suppose i shoulda said ex husband or soon to be ex at least...


The way I see it is; Only a person that can't even control his or her own life would want to control
their spouse's masturbation habits. That would be like being married to a cop and being under the scrutiny of his keen eye 24-7s.

Maybe your ex and the original posters ex can hook up little miss.
They could get a quaint little welcome sign to hang on their door that says;
Welcome to our clean, masturbation free home!

Controling people really need to chill out, it's almost Friday !
Something sure smells nice around here today Rump, couldn't be Coma and Tose could it be?

Your gate only swings one way Huh chef? My gates swinging towards Jane at the moment,
that pic. was worth your efforts swell.

Nice to see you AngelHeart01,
I heard you were looking for something cold and wet, so I went out and got you a nice box of beer.

Pull up a stool there and I'll help you polish these babies off




Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, searches for sex, suds and satiation. The Caffine Fairy dropped off a strong, dark roast this morning. Says it'll wake us up now and make great iced coffee later when the temp spikes.

Ah, Jayne MansfieldJust your typical, run-of-the-mill Texas sex pot. (warning: old fart moment) Back in the day, a car load of us sophistacated, suave, worldly-wise LSU guys went to a drive-in to see her nudie flick, 'Promises, Promises'. So we're all sitting in the car, drinking beer and maintaining our cool. Then she comes on-screen topless -- and the windshield immediately fogs up. Faster than the proverbial speeding bullet, the heads of four bug-eyed cinema buffs (or buffs of the fuff, as the case may be) shoot out of the car's windows as they struggle to get their money's worth, visually speaking, of Ms Mansfield's enchanting epidermis.

And now, y'all know the real reason I went blind. smile



On that note, I'm gonna close my eyes and imagine Jane, topless
Quote by littlemissbitch


yeah..the littlestud is sweet. smile



But I think he loves ya little miss, And probly you too dude

Welcome to Lush, fUnNY guY
Quote by littlemissbitch
i told my husband years ago that i masturbated every day and he made me feel like a jerk for it..almost like i was cheating. weird.


Do you feel like you were cheating, little miss?
I think you should charge buy the square centimeter catnip, x pie!
Quote by Catnip
Oh, thank you ladies!

(If you have her permission you're welcome, Scooter.)

Keep them rolling in. heart Mmm, peaks of the breasts.


Thanks catnip,

3.7 cms.. can I have little bullseye pasties


Quote by AngelHeart01




BORE and Stroke



Yes Angel,

when I'm bored, I do stroke
Hi mazza,

It's great to see you and your nice set of bubbles around again!

If your having a driech of a day, maybe we should all head to a nice gig somewheres.

Grab a few bottles, and I'll bring the stuff,,