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Good morning Rumpster, and swell.

Thanks for the double Long Island Tea Rump.
I don't get too excited when my brain over heats, it's only just a tiny little problem.

Nice pic. swell,
Miss piggy has much nicer legs than Angolina. I don't know how Brad puts up with them?

Were starting to get a little turbulence from Debbie doing the whole East coast,
but should still prove to be a good day for golfing
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Quote by AngelHeart01
Just want to CLARIFY ... I am not Bored. (Magical_Felix) Otherwise, it would say ... BORED.
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I think sugarbabe wants to start posting her music again.

Thanks swell,
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hello my favorite barflies. it's a cool day today, and the heat is expected to return with triple digit daiquiemps. looks like I'll never get that strawberry daiquiri, so i'll go for rump's moonshine special.


Hey LadyS,

Did you say triple digit Daiquiris, or Strawberry daiquiemps?
Yeah Rump, hook Sharon and me up with a couple of Strawberry Daiquiemps
and get yourself whatever you'd like
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I got this one, one young swell of a fella,

The best way I know how to put DirtyMartini to sleep is to
sit down next to him and tell him a few of my stories.
So far, it's worked every time
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You can send one to me sprite,

I love instant messaging
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A big Amen Rumple


Donate now everybody,
before it's too late
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It's not about whats be-twixt your legs curly boy
Every tough ass girl has a set, or would like to.yHfsqQVx5JzMplwZ
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Well then here you go naughtyN,
One vanilla & strawberry cone sprayed down with everclear, but your gonna have to hurry..




Whats cookin chef! Did Terrence ever wake up after cleaning up DirtyMartini's mess the other night?

Rump, if Debbie does do Daytona, I'd like to be there to see it!
I'll grab Al and our surf boards and gulf clubs and be right down.
chef already said; we can stay with her.

I need a good sermon before departure tho
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,,Dumbrowski

But your not Polish Rump

Hi SwellsAlot,

Everything Rump says is true, or at least I'm pretty sure of

Other than the part about; the service's are crap, that parts 100% bull.

Have a great weekend everybody, and see you all at service tomorrow~

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Hay, that's a good one Rump.

You could do something like; TheHappyGrunter, RumpleGruntskin, GruntsAreUs or SirGruntsAlot.
These are just a few.

DM, how you doing old buddy?
I warned you about letting naughtynurse get to close to all that cold ice cream
Or maybe it was chefKathleen that melted all that stuff.

Since your already mixing Rump, A long Island iced tea sounds awesome.
Hey, there you go; LongIsland, or Slowscrew, FuzzyNaval, SexOnTheBeach, CaptainMorgan or my personal favorite; 6Pack

Anyways, it's Friday night, and I got all intentions to enjoy.

Cheers
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Hey FtLMale,
I can forgive you for being from south Florida, But I gotta think about being a Miami Heat fan.
I mean they did buy their championship after all. But teams have been doing that for years.
My youngest son wrestled Lebron's best friend his senior year ( best match I've ever seen )
Anyhow, Lebron was at the tournament, and after the match the dude introduced Brandon to Lebron. I Know many people that have met Lebron or know him, and they all say he's a hell of a nice guy.
My problem is; anybody that good, that blames his team mates for his lack of a championship ring
needs his ass beat.
Lebron had many chance's to win the big games, but chose to choke instead.
He even helped lose the first gold medal in US Olympic basketball history.
And he calls himself the King?
In my opinion, a good ball player forms himself around the rest of the team and then they call it
team work.
Well, since you played that fine Beatles song, I will forgive you on both charges

How about "Gunner" Rump or 1stgunner
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You could call yourself; Rumplestiltskin, Revern Rumple
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I've yet to find anything gross about a woman.
Not sure if I would call it hot, but it was rather warm, which is the perfect temperature.
I don't think I would enjoy a habitual squirter, but occasionally, it's like setting off fire works...(:

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I've never used these types of words other than a few times in life.
Believe it or not, I felt dirty afterwards. I'm just not comfortable using them.
Not that there's anything wrong with them, It's just not my style.

It makes me feel like I'm trying to be somebody that I am not.
If one was to write an old style story, I think it's fine though.
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Good morning All,

That Terrance sure is one lucky little spider. I can see him now, all passed out and snuggled up
in chefs cleavage, again. I guess DM and the rest of us aren't the only ones getting free liquor around here.
Thanks for the up date on Lebron Rump. Unfortunately, I have already heard that Miami is up 3 - 1.
I was kind of secretly hoping that he wouldn't win his damned ring because rumer has it;
That if he didn't win a ring this year, he was considering moving back to Cleveland and begging for his job (and fans) back.

bat, I'm not sure what to tell you about that splinter?
Normaly I get the whole thing on the first tug. Guess I'll have to go "All in" after it then!
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Hey Rumpster,

Your the man with the dumpster. I think Albuquerque is spelled; A L B U Q U E R Q U E.
DirtyMartini probly knows,, I kinda liked your play on words there.
How the heck is Lebron doing Rump, and the other two Kings?

Ever since that Brass and Copper coffee kettle came up missing,
DirtyMartini says; I'm not aloud behind the bar no more LadyS.
But I have some stuff inside my jacket for ya!

I'm gonna start that splinter removal and repair business soon,
I'm going to take all the scraps and make ply-wood
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I'm pretty good at showing up late and cleaning up the remaing cake and drinks my man.

I can't believe you even have time for birthdays Gav.

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Quote by chefkathleen



Love this pic Scootie Scoot. There's just enough room to do whatever.


Hi ya chefK,
I know I say this to all the girls, but you really are a site for sore eyes.
We've missed you around here like Dirty miss's his Martini's after a two day sabbatical.

DM, your a site for sore eyes also.
That hot tub is actually Rumpsters dumpster. That's right, every week after BFI empties it,
I fill it with fresh waste water (because it's cheaper than new water) and we live like Kings and Queens around here.
In the fall I fill it with grapes and have a smashed grape wrestling contest amongst the ladies.
Hence, our communion wine is made for the year

And yes chef, that things just big enough for: whatever, and then some..
I know Mondays are rough on you chef, but have a wonderful day anyways~

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Amen Mr Revern Rumple,

My favorite part of showing up late around here is;

Waiting for the pews fill up, but just before they do, I come along and ask everyone to slide down
a wee bit, and they all get splinters. I then offer to remove all splinters for the girls.
It's an old indian trick I learned back in Cub Scouts.

Where did all the lovely ladies go, I'm looking to spred some love around,,,
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Good morning Rumplelators of all sorts, size, shape and colors.

All this talk about barge parties makes me wanna move Rumpsters Dumpster out front,
add some fresh blue water to it, mix in a few bubbles ( like Bambi and that other blond girl)
and have a go!


Last one in's gotta remove their small sombrero
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Good morning sisters, naughtynurse, bat, sugar, and DirtyMartini.

Your a sight for sore eyes DM, but you also have the perfect face for radio.
I hear you've been writing lately, and doing a fine job at that
If you need an editor, I'm not doing much these days. I could probably squeeze you in.

naughtynurse, nice to see you, and welcome to the only bar in Lushville were the size of
your small sombrero just don't matter
How do you keep that thing (sombrero) on Rump, when you get up and walk around!
You must use something all sticky,,,I suppose..

Well, me personally; I miss my chefkathleen, an Holly, an LadyS, an nicola, an Algol, an my MTV

I do have a hole in my bucket dear Rumpster, can I barrow a doughnut hole to fix it
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sugar, thinking about the golf cliche' you mentiond -- once upon a time, there was a female-type person coaching a local college's women's basketball team. When talking about her team's play, her pet cliche' was, "You gotta stick it in the hole." It always cracked me up but then I'm more than just a tad twisted.

Sharon, best of luck on your project. I'd suggest one of my nnf stories but after checking realized there was only one and it's the lowest scoring of all my insults to good taste and the English language (sigh)

:glasses8.


I'm just sittin hear laughing, just for the fun of it.
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Young Swell,
your a swell of a fella.

Got any whisky!
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