My mother abandoned my father and me and went off with some troll. At least she sends a jar of jelly every year. It’s a guilty pleasure. I was around three when she left so my daddy has pretty much been my whole family. I don’t know what I would do without him. I mean, he taught me everything. Even the more personal stuff like what a period was. I’m now seventeen and a full grown woman. Guys throw themselves at me, but I...