Quote by Beffer

No. I'm not a dick-tease. lol

Have you ever paid for sex?

Yes, twice however sadly on both occasions I could not manage to get a proper erection, so I just ended up masturbating and cumming on her tits!

Quote by passionatemind22

Nope.

HYE just rang up your partner/situationship and said that you wanted to get fucked senseless and they rose to the occassion?

quite often when I was still in the armed forces in my younger days, she was not only a willing participant, she was extremely able as well. She would arrive at my mothers house on a Friday evening and only leave on the Monday morning when I had to return to base. We fucked like rabbits all weekend long!

Quote by LuckySteve

No, but have for oral sex. Actually don't remember if any of those times included fucking.

Have you ever gotten wasted then woke up next to a stranger?

Yes, I must also admit that on both occasions they were not good looking and neither was I in a familiar place

Quote by PeachxCakes

No, but I have gotten wasted and went home with my ex. Oops.

HYE Had any kind of sex at your job/office?

Does masturbating behind my desk whilst looking up my PA`s skirt count?

Quote by CoastalDreamer

No

Have you ever had sex on a plane?

Does masturbating in the planes toilet count? Have you ever masturbated in the changing room of a department store?

Quote by CoastalDreamer

Yes and it was some of the best sex.

HYE done mutual masturbation with someone and still not end up having sex?

It was not mutual masturbation though, I had a girl freind who used to let me finger her until she had multiple orgasms, but she would never let me fuck her or reciprocate my masturbatory efforts.

No, but I have scratched them and pulled their hair.

Have you ever masturbated whilst driving down the highway in your car?

The afct that I have nothing better to do but to sit here and stroke my dick, reading all these responses