My best friend, Darci, called me at work today and asked if I could do her a big favor. She and her husband, John, needed to go out of town to pick up a dog that they were adopting. Seeing it was going to be a long drive, they were hoping to make a long weekend out of it. She asked if I wouldn't mind stopping by the house to take care of her other three dogs. She usually has a dog sitter do it, but she was not available t...

On the way there, I was planning how I wanted to do this. I knew I wanted to avoid their bed but what else would that dildo stick to? I guess I could just experiment a bit. I was going room by room in my head as I drove. Kitchen, the stools would work, I thought. The island countertop? Yes, it would stick, but did I want to get up on the counter? I didn't think so. The fridge: it would stick. Next was the dining room. I d...