She had a predilection for vulvae

Which fortunately was in good supply

From which she sampled

And happily ambled

Until she collapsed with a dull sigh

There was a young Plonker whose schlong

Whore - Shore

Toilet

Mouth

Could I trouble you for some mustard?

There was an old sailor from Muncie

Who loved to toss off in a onesie

When laundry day came

There was a man who loved ponies

And an abhorrence to phonies

If a lady seemed false

He'd dance her a waltz

And swing her by her macaronies!

There was an old sailor from Muncie

ENVY

Eat nethers: validate yourself

Be bound.

Indoors or al fresco?

There was a man who loved ponies

And an abhorrence to phonies

If a lady seemed false

I knew of a whore in Calcutta

Who loved to fuck in the gutter

For twenty Rupees

She'd give you the keys

And the rest of it went just like buttah!

There was a man who loved ponies

Eat

Right

500

She went without love for a week

While her titties had started to leak

So she said to her maid

Let’s get you paid

But first you must give me a peak.

There was a young thing from Coxsackie

TAROT

Trembling aroused rhythms overwhelm them.

SLOWLY

Sylvia loved ogling wet lazy yonis.

Show your work

The sex can come across as elegant in a way other sex does not.

Favorite kind of sex to watch either on film or in real life?

A sweet ingenue from Cheyenne

Had a lovely sister named Diane

She was sassy and slick

And indulged every prick

A peripatetic young slut name of Nancy

Vajazzled herself up all too fancy

She whored herself out

With a well-hung young lout

Then dismissed him for his sycophancy

There was a young cockswain from Fundy

Pinkie

Promises

A peripatetic young slut name of Nancy

Vajazzled herself up all too fancy

Saxophones envy xylophones.

There once was a lady whose tits

Sent all the hard lads into fits.

“Here they are,” she would cry,

As the jizz filled the sky,

From those poor horny boys with no wits.

In Frisco, an old 49'er

Found himself many a vaginer

He then caught the clap

And receiving a slap

He became an insufferable whiner.

There once was a cowboy from Waco

Pears.

Pecans or walnuts?

In Frisco, an old 49'er

Found himself many a vaginer

A well-endowed stripper, named Kate

Was used as desirable bait

And many a cod

A British gentleman is Rob

Unless his knob starts to throb

Likes to fuck with abandon

(Which is always what’s planned on)

A British gentleman is Rob

Unless his knob starts to throb

One finger moves, back and forth, over a rising nipple