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smiler77
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 48
0 miles · England

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Aww thank you guy.. and SF.. yikes.. You make me feel warm and fuzzy.

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You'd be amazed at what you can get two guys to do to each other when high!
I am not perfect by any stretch of the imagination.. However.. I'm okay! and I have certain qualities, qualities you would imagine to be helpful in the quest for love.. but.. I dunno.. it eludes me endlessly.. Maybe I know too much!
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maybe they know and just don't want to admit it? *giggles* i love the sign up on your wall next to it. smile also the fact that you have a dedicated fisting chair is awesome!


Well.. if you're gonna do something, do it properly, I say.


This is my "Fisting chair" nobody in my family has questioned why I have a chair on the dining table! weird!
We, as writers are not afraid of what is in our minds.. it's liberating... it's brave.. to delve in.. and even braver and even more liberating.. to take what's there.. and create something we call writing.. The small minded that aren't really among us.. merely alongside us.. can screw themselves and wank over the Sharon Stone clip for eternity...
If I admit that the greenhouse scene in the film "Scum" gets me off does that make me sound like a sicko?

Also the scene in the film "Accused"

Oh deary me... the list goes on and none of it is pretty.. or pretty woman for that matter surprised)
Oooooo tough one!

My ex nailed the lid on our relationship when he said it would be okay for me to go and find fun elsewhere..
I personally could never be with someone that thinks it's okay to share me but that's just my opinion..

Swinging always comes with a warning sign.. and it should read "Is your relationship "Strong" or weak" enough for this?

I'm waffling now.. Good luck..
Awwww thankyou.. Yesteday was a total disaster.. am trying again today... surprised) x
I can get a whole banana in my mouth! surprised)

Am also ambidextrous lol..
1. What did you enjoy the most on the best date you ever had?

The laughing... there's nothing greater in the world..


2. What is a secret no one knows about you?

Sometimes I sleep with my clothes on just because I fear dying in my sleep and being found naked..


3. If revenge is a dish best served cold, how should happiness be served?

Happiness should be served in limitless supplies to those that deserve it.. the rest can drool through the window whilst watching!

1.. Have you ever driven through the night to be with the person you desired?
2.. Are you happy with who you are?
3.. One wish.. What is it?
questions..

1.. Do you think it's possible to have a relationship that throws away the rule book in the bedroom, yet is entirely conventional in every other way?

2. Do you remember your first orgasm?

3. Did you ever have an orgasm so intense it made you cry?? I appreciate that's probably a girly question.
1. Who is your favourite super hero? Erm.. anyone that can fly.. I often dream I can fly and it's awesome!

2. Which character in a book best describes who you are? Bridget Jones.. only worse!

3. What everyday things make you think of sex? Everything!! really.. Today I lent my vacuum cleaner to my neighbour.. it was missing attachments.. they're in my bedroom lol
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smile Nice.
Though I wont post on it. Don't want my mum stumbling over my stories.



I deleted my mother from my FB friends list lol. as for the rest of em... sod em.. :)
I just had a look at it.. The only interaction you have is being able to like it.. which I did of course oh and I invited others to like it too.. but..
Jesus Christ! I feel like a saint now.. I speak to a few guys at the same time but as soon as I decide who is worthy of my affections I'm a one man woman.. yay me haha
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You could start by spelling the title of your post correctly.



haha that's what i thought.. but I'm not bitchy enough to say it! surprised) xx
Oops.. questions.. surprised)

erm..

1.. If you're a guy.. would you let your partner use a strap on to fuck you? if you're a female.. would you do it?

2.. What do you think about sex without kissing?

3.. Would you forgive your partners infidelity?
1. What single physical feature about yourself would you change, and what would you do with it? I'd change my body back to it's pre pregnancy state.

2. Your partner, whom you trust completely, are completely secure about, and love with your whole heart, tells you he/she wants you to watch him/her have sex with a stranger. What is your reaction? I'd be aroused by the prospect but irreparably saddened by the fact that he thought for a second it was okay to share me.

3. What one thing, above all other, could a potential partner say to you that would disqualify them from ever getting into your pants? telling me any lie would do it..
I love the C word.. I don't feel the need to use it all the time.. because it would lose it's impact on people.. I occasionally use it in my stories and during sex if it feels appropriate and sometimes in real life I use it when I'm having a very bad day and want to blame the world. My mother witnessed me use it last year when something bad happened.. she was so shocked she burst out laughing, now it's a running joke and occasionally I quietly utter the word in an entirely wrong situation to raise a smile. surprised)
01....Do you feel you are more uninhibited (sexually or otherwise) than most of your circle of friends, and why? Erm just read my stories lol.. I think I'm getting worse.. or better depending on your perception.. My friends would be shocked if they knew half of what is in my head..

02....How do you tip for: great service - good service - 'meh service - poor service? Hmmm I give back what I get and then some!

03....If one of your friends just wants to vent or cry on a shoulder, do you listen...or do you listen and then feel you need to offer un-asked-for advice - and why? I have big ears.. I listen and listen.. I love it.. and though I have a lot of advice to give as far as other peoples lives are concerned... I generally keep it to myself unless asked..

1.. what's the difference between good sex and great sex?

2.. If you could change one thing about your character what would you change?

3.. Do you believe in love at first sight?
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haha.. I almost had a panic attack when the server was down too.. I spend more time on the site now that I'm without a man to give my attention to.. and the stories are coming thick and fast again. surprised)


I'm really sorry to tell you this, but I poisoned him against you. I just wanted to read more of your work, and he was taking up too much of your writing time.


haha... damn it!! I wondered why he turned into a complete prick.. I figured that his act just wore off but now I have someone else to blame I feel much better.. They say that what is meant for us, doesn't go past us.. :o) whoever "they" are.. and am really pleased to be writing again.. sometimes fiction is much better than real life. x
From my experience.. People who inspire stories are normally flattered to know as much.. Can't comment on the can of worms thing.. revisiting old memories does stand the risk of bringing to head the old feelings.. but you know you.. x
haha.. I almost had a panic attack when the server was down too.. I spend more time on the site now that I'm without a man to give my attention to.. and the stories are coming thick and fast again. surprised)
1. How old were you when you got your first pet? (if you never had any then what would you want?) I had a hamster called Casper when I was about 11.. I used to put it in my knickers!! wouldn't do it now.. damn those animals bite hard lol

2. How many kids do you want/ have? I have a son.

3. why? He's set to be the greatest man I've ever known.. I doubt I could ever love another child as much.. incidentally.. I never wanted any children.. I found out when I was 6mths along.. obviously mother natures way of making sure it happened.

1. What are you doing this evening?
2. Does your lover give you enough of what you really like?
3. Do you give your love enough of what you know they really like?