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smiler77
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 48
0 miles · England

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I always write my stories on word then have to copy and paste to a notepad document, and then copy and paste from there to stop this happening.. surprised)
1. Submissive or dominant? (or neither?) submissive naturally but it's not set in stone.. I do have some dominant tendencies that creep in every so often
2. What nonsexual action can another individual do to turn you on? Loads of things.. touching the tips of my fingers. holding my gaze a little bit longer than is necessary.. ooo brushing my hair for me lol..
3. Favorite animal. Explain. Cats.. when they look at you, they really look very wise, like they can read your thoughts.. I don't think they can, my cats aren't going to win any prizes but.. I just like the all knowing way they look at you. surprised)

1. Favourite board game?
2. Your sexual "thing"? everyone has one..
3. biggest turn off?
1. the most embarrassing thing you’ve done... The list is endless.. seriously.. Trying to climb drunk into a fridge and claiming I was going to the toilet comes high on the list.. along with getting myself naked and getting into father in laws bed.. drunk again!

2. the most stupid thing you’ve done.. ignored my intuition countless times just to see what will happen.

3. the most dangerous thing you’ve done... Not sure on this one.. probably some sort of asphyxiation experiment lol.

1.. Favourite food?

2.. A person you miss?

3.. Number 1 in your wish list?
Oh I did this on Facebook.. £560.60 was my fine.. and am never going swimming in the local pool again as it's been clearly established that most of the people that reside in this town have peed in it! smile
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I've done MMF on several occasions and MMMF a couple of times and loved every minute of every occasion. I've done FFM just the odd time .. and that was great too.


I think I'd love every minute of the MMMF surprised)
I recently played the question game with a new friend you know the game don’t you. You each have 3 questions, they’re entirely random and you find out all about each other. I asked him “Tell me about the last bad sex you had, and what made it bad?” his reply “I’m a guy, there’s no such thing as bad sex!” Of course I disagree with that but I’m tired as always, and if a guy wants to tell me that basically “Any sex is good sex” bless his little heart, who am I too argue.
Let’s play the question game and get to know each other, if you’re game?

My first 3 questions are..

1. Well let’s clear up the bad sex one shall we?
2. The nicest thing you ever did for someone?
3. The thing you’re most ashamed of?
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there must be more dont be shy


Wiltshire.. Hampshire born and bred surprised)
It's all about the Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. I honestly never knew there was a set time for tea.. but you can guarantee... like planned sex.. that you wont want it at that time... Oh wait.. this is me... erm.. surprised)
i am rather awful at hiding things... I always mean well and end up having to explain.. "It's another massager" ha..

when I was 16... I hid my vibrator in my guitar case. Boxing day Family Party was fun.. I was more interested in my friends and went to the pub.. Whilst Uncle Mike (weirdo he was too) decided to play a tune for the rest of the family..*cringe* need I say more
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damn that's what my cats look like whenever I'm (well you know) lol
I did once have an orgasm in the back of a car by using thought alone... and can always manage it in a semi sleep state.. sometimes those orgasm are the most intense of all... so yeah.. but bloomin heck.. have started squirting randomly... so don't fancy trying it out in public .. surprised)
Smiler ****Quickly rushes to profile to add playlist and other cool things*** surprised)
Start slow and gentle.. and If I need it hard and rough.. I'll let you know.. Without a doubt.. surprised)
Ha.. 50!!

What does your score mean?

According to your score on the test, you range from the humblest of the humble to a bigheaded show-off, depending on the situation. Chances are, you're pretty fond of yourself but are generally able to keep your ego in check. From time to time, however, you just can't resist the urge to overtly strut your stuff. Maybe you're extremely confident about your looks or proud of your career accomplishments - which is perfectly fine. Just be careful not to rub it in other people's faces or develop a superiority complex. If you really are so fabulous, there's no need to scream it off the rooftops - everyone will already know!

Tell me something I don't know.. but you know what? If I don't think I'm great.. how can I expect anyone else to? that's my defense and I'm sticking with it! surprised)
Quote "And if she thought women would applaud her openness and honesty, she was wrong."

For gods sake.. What a joke!! Maybe if she actually came across as a half decent human being she might be applauded for her honesty, who knows! all I know is that you can be articulate and you can be terse.. and there is the very difference between receiving compassion and understanding for 150 sex partners.. which isn't a lot by the way lol.. erm... if you're sexually active for 15 years.. that's 10 a year PMSL..

am not incriminating myself here by the way.. surprised)
I like the "Top Author Spot" because I have always been competitive... I really hope I haven't fallen into the "Whiner" category.. apologies if so... but I also agree that of it's stressful it should be removed for those that have to deal with the grief that comes with it.. hell I should have been a politician.. I can't give a straight answer.. surprised)


In short... I really like it.. but life is too short for stress..
Obviously I meant to say well done to Rumpleforeskin and Exakta66...


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It depends if the guy wants to be loved or pleasured.. personally I am scared to death of the L word.. but only because I think it's overused.. I wanna create my own word that means so much more.. surprised)
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Rumple and Smiler make it to the top table, thanks guys

Oh you really do like it nasty don't you smiler (you're not the only one).


Ha ha ha... erm what can I say.. except my body really does resent me.. smile
With a clump of my hair in his fist he bit into my neck and his cock threatened my cervix, I begged for more whilst my body resented me.
Rolling pin??? You know.. I did smirk when my mother helped herself to a cucumber sandwich... surprised) Serves her right..
I just think that if I drop dead tomorrow and my family find journals around my house filled with stories of anal fisting e.t.c they mighten give me a funeral lol.
LOL.. Can't believe that actually no there isnt anything I wouldnt write about.. Doesn't mean I'd do it.. doesn't mean I'd do a good job writing about it if I lacked the understanding, but it wouldnt stop me.. I like the idea of challenging myself. Of course I might burn stuff after I've written it too.. surprised)