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smiler77
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 48
0 miles · England

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ahh brain activity is returning!

Burn after Reading = Burn after . hmmm maybe brain activity isn't returning after all

Shall I go back to bed?
Apparently I'm not feeling very witty! it must be the hangover

The good, the bad & the fuck of the century

Well I tried, and I am a tryer :-)
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So would that be a yes to the possibility of starting a relationship with him again or just the sex Smiler?


Hmm never say never, we all grow age and experience, he probably would drive me insane like he did the first time, but being insane is sometimes good!
Sleeps when i sleep, and pleases me when I say so....

seriously though about the whole trust thing. If you can trust someone with your darkest desire and they don't judge you for it, that's pretty special.
I recently started chatting to my first ever boyfriend from 16 years ago, I would love to fuck him again, now that we both know what we're doing (assuming that he does) lol.
He's in japan though haha! and if I remember correctly he was quite a selfish lover, though he was young so I forgive him :0)
For me it's some raw emotion to go with it! and a few spanks on my butt when being fucked doen't really cut it!

Just wanted some opinions however different surprised)
Hmm I don't really know what to say? yet I feel like I must say something! so errr
"Nice place"
am I missing something?
Please tell me if I am!
I am truly crap at that!! haha, but I guess i don't hate him as much as you guys and gals lol.
Excellent!! Haha! those things feel weird. I'm sure it'll feel good! ;-)
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If something happened to me and people were looking through my stuff they would faint.......lol



LOL. The same for me Z. With a couple of exceptions that is.


When you die, people paint a perfect picture of you don't they!! but seriously I think I need to erase some (not publishable) stories from my pc, just incase lol.
Definitely 11 surprised)
When you're only 5ft tall some of them aren't quite so easy haha
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You have to know my sweetie.
She a nut
A fruitcake
Basketcase
And she all mine.

Has to be that way, to fall for me.

And she has the voices to go with it all.

Bat

The voices are normal aren't they!!
It made me laugh when I heard that "some" people believe the voice in their head to be god, well if that is the case, god talks very obscenely to me, and I really quite like him! haha
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Not sure what it means in your part of the world but in mine a fruitcake is male. And that ain't ever gonna happen!


Normally a nutcase is someone found wanting in th mental stability department. although I have to say, that it's hard to tell straight away x
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This girl has possibilities. Oh ya.
Butt, can she play?

I saw a pic of a chick eating herself and one of a guy doing a girl and eating her, at the same time.

Bat


Hmmm wouldn't being able to eat yourself be a bit like tickling yourself? "Quite nice but not really ticklish" lol.
That's worse than putting the cucumber back in the fridge and pretending not to notice when your mother makes herself a cucumber sandwich!!
Lmao.
Is 7 everyones bloomin lucky number or what?
Lucky for "Batman" I'll say! surprised)
I have the Apple Pie, Where are you Ghost? surprised)
Ouch it's hot! maybe I should wait a while!

Seriously you guys!!
I was hoping for some entertaining answers, and all you've given me is how great pussy is, well I already know that! :o)

Maybe if I post the question "Can I have your opinions on the female pussy?" you might tell me what strange things you've screwed :-)
Hmmm haha,
Well unlike the guys I am totally honest haha!
Where shall I start?
I'm trying to think of the strangest! Oh what the hell, do you want a list?
I finally stopped laughing and am able to type. surprised)
You have to admit that sounds rather funny. In all seriousness though, You poor thing, Being rather adventurous myself I have always had an underlying worry that I will be in need of some embarrassing medical attention myself one day.
I hope you got your own back on her!! :o)
I wasn't suggesting for a second that you substitute pussy for pie!! where would that leave us with demanding needs, you're alive a long time, can't you try both? I just think that everything has to be at least tried surprised)
ahh what a waste of opportunity guys, If I had a cock I'd be fucking everything that fit haha! sorry!! surprised)
As long as you can always get a woman you'll be fine then!! lol. Seriously aren't you curious? or are you just being coy! :0)
I was curious to know whether any guys have actually tried fucking warm apple pie, or anything else for that matter? If I had a penis I would be trying everything surprised)
Well there's a lesson to be learned there! and I hope he learned it!! haha