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Quote by Milik_the_Red

It's Le Roy. Damn dyslexia, kicking in. It was my grandfathers first name and my fathers middle. He passed it to me.

It's an Americanization of the French, Le Roi, or the king so, as they said in Game of Thrones, I'm the 3rd of the name 🤣

I think I'm going to make the change. Like you said it’s a new chapter

Leroy. got it. 🤣😇

Quote by apptobebad

How much wad does a wood chuck bank, if a wood chuck could bank wad?

Yeah, think i'll give up on being a poet. Anyway, not high maintenacne, just know what I like. I mean, a kebab is fine. he he

wink

Or a nice juicy sausage, perhaps?

Quote by simplyjohn

Two pints of lager and shes pissed again.

1.5 pints. smile

Quote by Milik_the_Red

I have to admit you had me scared there for a minute

😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jen was complaining about me not doing anything around here anymore. thinking she's already regretting it. biggrin

Quote by techgoddess

LOL As soon as I hit submit, I KNEW you were gonna call me out on bi- not being .5 of bitch

How about this instead:

Holy fu...

good kitty. pets you

Quote by techgoddess

You bi...

Like that? 😉😘

i said exactly 1.5. bitch has 5 letters. "you di..." would have been more correcter.

Quote by Milik_the_Red

Good morning all. Today is kind of a special one for me. My latest story is the last one Simplicity and I wrote together. And, it’s also the last I needed to complete my Omnium quest. It kind of leaves me with a feeling that I’ve hit a signpost, that one road just ended and now I’m moving on in a different direction

Love is a Battlefield is on the front page but I warn you, this is not my usual fare. It’s contentions, combative and intense.

Much as we were

sorrry, just announced a new category https://www.lushstories.com/forum/site-announcements-feedback/new-category-announcement you're still one story short.

New Category announcement!

Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

i am submitting a story next week. why hasn't it been it been published yet? rage quits

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Okay, I've pressed "Publish" for my comp story.

The title is: Spellbound

Hopefully the mods won't find too much wrong with it…

on it, Uncle James.

btw, today is MY birthday if anyone is curious, lol

Quote by techgoddess

1. sprite's likes/dislikes

2. sassy redheads

3. public sex with story mods

i like the way you think. smile

Quote by Milik_the_Red

So, I've got a story locked in Que and now have the one Simplicity and I were writing finally done as well. I was able to finish her last section and not fall apart so maybe I'm healing. We were working on that one when she fell ill so no matter what I was going to finish it.

So, my face sitting story is just waiting to be moderated and a few days later I'll Submit my Uniform story

That means I only need to write a Medical sex story and I'll have them all for my Omnium.

I'll bet a dollar they add categories Monday. 😳

we are adding 3 new categories next week. sorry (not).

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Agree, David! A wide variety! I loved the journey you took me on.

Your Royal Spriteness, I always looked forward to seeing how you would tackle a comp theme! Reeeaaallly hope you enter again someday. smile

i'll come out of retirement once they put up a Dr Suess theme.

Quote by techgoddess

I'm working on a MILF story that has evolved into something more than I planned. The characters had their own ideas on the direction of the story and who am I to argue? That being said, it will be another day or two before I have time to finish editing it. But soon! Very soon! Lol.

if you would have written a bdsm story, this wouldn't have been an issue. whip

Quote by wxt55uk

Good morning Rumpies, I have a cup or the finest Yorkshire tea when you open, or perhaps the bar’s not yet closed. 😊

Maybe I’m a little odd, but I would mind being a competition judge! However, it has been pointed out to me, quite rightly, that you cannot enter and be a judge… and here’s the rub, I quite like having those “shiny” comp badges on my profile page. 🥹🤣

So, as many of you know, I will read, like every entry and a few will get the extra favourite like. Then a give a comment and privately a score. I have only got the winner right once, the anti-valentine comp. Doing this, like making the first edit on a story that I have written are my guilty pleasure’s… like I said, maybe I am a little odd… 😜😎

that was one fucked up story too. not sure what i was thinking...

Quote by KimmiBeGood

I wanna see the dress, too!

and Bunny, if you would like to share any pics… smile

Yeah, I wanna see the lizard too. lol

Quote by Milik_the_Red

It’s all a distraction against the Epstein files at this point

Trump knows he screwed on that issue and so does the insiders of his party. That’s why they’re dragging their feet and trying to keep attention away with anything they can concoct

Don’t be surprised if he starts war in Venezuela just to get people’s minds off that

the issue that he is dealing with, is that his most fervent supporters are the ones wanting the files released, thinking they can jail biden and the clintons and even obama if they are. that is what will, hopefully, screw him eventually.

Quote by M_K_Babalon

That said; I don't believe in censorship. I'm what they call in fanfiction circles, a proshipper. Don't like, don't read. What one doesn't like should be their own personal problem, not everybody's problem.

Just a little note. All the stories here are moderated by a team of volunteers. That means we sometimes have to read things we don't like. There are certain subjects that some of the mods will excuse themself from, but there are some that ALL my mods don't want to read. So, really, even if those were sent in, they'd simply languish in limbo for eternity.

Also, certain subjects throw up certain flags in a search engine. I am ok with people doing a search for (for example) bdsm stories, and therefore we get a lot of people interested in bdsm here. certain crowds I would prefer not to attract. Simple as that.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Morning Rumpies wave

It’s Friday! worship an exciting day for those of us still unfortunate enough to work. smile

I have a question. If no one answers, I’ll be forced to ask Butters.

Are you disappointed as a reader if a story doesn’t have a happy ending?

honestly? while i can appreciate a sad ending, tbh, if i get invested in the story and the characters, i want it to end happily for them. doesn't have to be cookie cutter happily ever after for them, but i want them to be in a good place when the story ends, or at least having the possibility of being in a good place.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

My sister saw her Eras Tour in Chicago, dragged hubby there, and both said it was the most incredible thing they’d ever seen.

Just seen the movie, but yeah, I mean it's over the top amazing

Quote by Obsolete_Fox

I was able to create a new story cover with no issues.

Have a few other verifications of this. Yay.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Jealousy always rears its ugly head. I’ve seen a few wives of players fuss she steals focus away from their husbands. I guess they don’t see all the additional eyes on their husbands because she comes to the games. I don’t listen to her music much, but admire her work ethic and generosity.

We started watching chiefs games because of her and swifties are responsible for driving viewing numbers up like crazy

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Aww, I’ll take a couple of Bear cookies, Fuzzy Lion, and join you in my corner to talk Chiefs! Are you watching “The Kingdom” doc series on ESPN? I’m on the 3rd one.

I was happy they said positive things about the impact Taylor Swift has had on the NFL. She brings money and fans to everything she associates herself with.

Weird that she is such a positive force for so many and gets hated on for it.