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Quote by Master_Jonathan
I'll take a cup of coffee, curvy hon... the "fine lickers" might get me into trouble ;) How are you this fine morning?



who let this guy in? be careful, people, he's gonna go and ruin the place by classing it up or something! smile *waves, blows kisses*
can i suggest that, instead of telling us this, you tell him? smile
And it begins thus;

Alice plucked a daisy and idly plucked the petals, one by one with a sigh. She’d grown bored of sitting on the bank, her bare feet dangling in the cool waters of the brook, while her sister read.

‘It’s not even an interesting book’, she thought to herself, having glanced once or twice over her shoulder. ‘Full of romantic notions and flowery verse. Much too polite for my tastes’. While the title had promised randy pirates, she was quite convinced that there was very little adventure, let alone ravishment, to be had within the pages.

She was considering whether it was worth the effort to go in search of real pirates, well aware she hadn’t packed a lunch, let alone dinner, for such a trek to the coast, when she spied a miniature galleon sailing midstream

‘How curious,’ she said to herself, peering closer, not at all surprised to see it manned by tiny animals dressed as sailors. The words ‘Looking Glass’ were painted upon its Hull. ‘Such a strange name for a ship. I wonder where it has sailed from and where it is bound?’


Alice in wonderland is grown up now, but her curiousity has grown, rather than diminished. Come join her on her adventures as she explores the very strange world of wonderland where she learns that all manner of naughty things, enjoying each and everyone of them.

right now it's at 10 chapters and going strong, each one a different category, so hopefully everyone can find something to enjoy. it's a whimsical and sexy romp and one of my favorite things to have written in a very long while. i hope you will take a moment to read chapter one:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/-alices-very-naughty-adventures.aspx

hopefully you will enjoy it enough to follow our improper and indecent heroine through her exploration of wonderland and it's perverse denizens.

thanks and love,
Rachel
long and kind of crappy day.

first things first. hugs for Tonya. hope you get to feeling 100% soon.

hugs to Verbs. now's the chance to go all analog and start only writing on a typewriter. you can web surf on those things too, right?

wrote a new Alice chapter, but not too happy with it, so i scrapped pretty much the entire thing except for the convo with Cheshire and started over, so it might be a few days. Ilse took me skiing over the 3 day weekend. she's aces at it while i'm a novice, tho i am proud to say that i can now stop with a method other than running into trees. typical ski day for the two of us is getting up, hitting the kiddy slopes until she gets bored and sends me back to the lodge so she can do the adult slopes, then back to our cabin and... *coughs* relaxing, sort of... *mumbles a bit* sore now, and a bit tired, but worth it. smile

anyway, that's about it. been thinking about doing the comp (mostly so i can take a break from judging the damn things) but every time i say that i never do, so probably more of the same. dammit, next theme is gonna be Wonderland if i have any say in it! biggrin

hope the rest of you are doing well. fyi, even tho i don't post a lot here i do read all the posts SCOTT. just sayin'.

ciao for now

rach
Quote by hidden_agenda73
Why so many people think it is alright to drive faster than the speed limit.


speed limits are merely a suggested speed.
Quote by fuzzy1954
Maybe I am one of maybe a very small group that listened to Joaquin Phoenix's ramble during the Oscars last night. "We feel entitled to artificially inseminate a cow, and when she gives birth, we steal her baby. Even though her cries of anguish are unmistakable. And then we take her milk that;s intended for her calf and we put it in our coffee and our cereal." I say he should spent just one day at a local family run Dairy farm in the US or even in Canada. But that would not have any "news bits" would it??
The question is should I posted this in the Rage Cage section?? I shall wait to hear from our own Sir McPing on this topic

Jameson wit water back (one ice cube) Barkeep



local family run dairy farm may very well have practices that are very different then larger corporation run ones. i could say to you, spend a day at one of those and you'll have your eyes opened. fyi, i have first hand knowledge on this subject, not just what you might read in a news bit.


can't say i didn't try! hope your day is special and fun, Mister J. hell, hope all your days are special and fun! lotsa love!

xx
rachel
Quote by Ping


You've done yourself a grave disservice. See the Joker. Sure, the dude's speeches are preachy and somewhat annoying, but his character portrayal IS the movie. There is a reason he won every award at all the awards shows. His portrayal is that good. BTW... there is a twist at the end that makes you go, hmmm. And then you question everything that has happened. Seriously. I think you'll really enjoy it. It's a stand alone, origin story.

Three highlights from the Oscars last night:

1. Frozen II song being sung in ten plus languages. That was goose bump rising. We are connected.

2. Parasite winning with grace, humility, integrity, and humour. Quoting Marty S. and thanking Tarantino was a class act. I said this before; Parasite had a Tarantino feel, but done with the panache of someone who knows the South Korean culture, as Tarantino knows Hollywood. And then they wanted to party. Good stuff.

3. Eminem. That song. It has that driving beat and it expresses so much about him, his struggles, and his life. It was a good movie too, especially the rap battle. Remember Brittany Murphy? I can't believe she's been gone for ten years. But a wonderful musical surprise. For him to get another chance, after avoiding the Oscars seventeen years ago, to come back and sing that homage was emotional for many. Did you see all the smiles in the audience? And a standing ovation? That was great stuff.

My wee girl is ill today, so we are home - me feeding her chicken noodle soup and hot honey water, and her eating and drinking them. Did I mention that I baked a cheesecake the other day? It was spectacular. Day two, it tasted better than day one. And at the start of day three, we have a quarter remaining. I suspect my daughter will say that each time she has a little more cheesecake, she feels a little better. Best I set aside some for my son. It's going fast...

Have A Good Day!


loved how they did Into the Unknown from Frozen 2. LOVED the Harriet Tubman song. omg, it was brilliant - one of the best moments of the night. Thought that Eminem was weirdly out of place. also, didn't help that they had to mute huge sections of the song. just a weird choice. would rather have had someone who is relevant. Marshall was brilliant in his day, but he hasn't put out anything that matched his earlier albums in ages.
Quote by Ping


You've done yourself a grave disservice. See the Joker. Sure, the dude's speeches are preachy and somewhat annoying, but his character portrayal IS the movie. There is a reason he won every award at all the awards shows. His portrayal is that good. BTW... there is a twist at the end that makes you go, hmmm. And then you question everything that has happened. Seriously. I think you'll really enjoy it. It's a stand alone, origin story.

Three highlights from the Oscars last night:

1. Frozen II song being sung in ten plus languages. That was goose bump rising. We are connected.

2. Parasite winning with grace, humility, integrity, and humour. Quoting Marty S. and thanking Tarantino was a class act. I said this before; Parasite had a Tarantino feel, but done with the panache of someone who knows the South Korean culture, as Tarantino knows Hollywood. And then they wanted to party. Good stuff.

3. Eminem. That song. It has that driving beat and it expresses so much about him, his struggles, and his life. It was a good movie too, especially the rap battle. Remember Brittany Murphy? I can't believe she's been gone for ten years. But a wonderful musical surprise. For him to get another chance, after avoiding the Oscars seventeen years ago, to come back and sing that homage was emotional for many. Did you see all the smiles in the audience? And a standing ovation? That was great stuff.

My wee girl is ill today, so we are home - me feeding her chicken noodle soup and hot honey water, and her eating and drinking them. Did I mention that I baked a cheesecake the other day? It was spectacular. Day two, it tasted better than day one. And at the start of day three, we have a quarter remaining. I suspect my daughter will say that each time she has a little more cheesecake, she feels a little better. Best I set aside some for my son. It's going fast...

Have A Good Day!


loved how they did Into the Unknown from Frozen 2. LOVED the Harriet Tubman song. omg, it was brilliant - one of the best moments of the night. Thought that Eminem was weirdly out of place. also, didn't help that they had to mute huge sections of the song. just a weird choice. would rather have had someone who is relevant. Marshall was brilliant in his day, but he hasn't put out anything that matched his earlier albums in ages.
Quote by Verbal
Thanks for the setup, Bill. Thanks for the brownies CTU!

I watched the oscars beginning to end last night, which is rare for me. Loved that Parasite did so well. And I loved that Brad Pitt and Bruce Dern and Renee Zelwiger won. I did not see Joker, but I found Jauquin Phoenix's speech annoying, and I was seriously bummed Adam Driver didn't win.

Sorry for all the probable misspellings in the last paragraph.

Daughter got a new cat - a 9 year old tortie named Nila (she changes pet's names a hundred times, so we will see if she actually settles on that one). Taking her to the vet in about 15 minutes - routine first check-up.

COFFEE!!!




parasite was amazing. it deserved the win. really bummed that the cast wasn't nominated for actor and actress awards tho. as for joaquin phoenix, his speech was beautiful and the highlight of the night (next to Brie Larson looking oh so yummy) for me. aww. good for her for adopting an older cat. they need love too. fyi, torties tend to be shy, so if she is, don't be surprised, once she warms up she'll be very personable and sweet. smile

Bruce Dern won? you meant Laura Dern, right?
watched Parasite earlier - everyone's been raving about it, and now i see why - it's a shame that it will probably win best foreign picture and, because of that, not win best picture, because it's totally deserving. wonderful film on every level. just wow.
my advice, make yourself more visible in the forums and make friends - people tend to read people they know, go to stories they enjoy. as you write more, as more people read you, it'll be like a snowball doing down hill, you'll get more readers each time, as long as you keep the quality up. also, thank everyone who leaves a comment - it's always appreciated and makes it more likely that they'll continue.

read other people's stories, too, and leave comments - there's a bit of a quid pro quo thing going, where writers will read folks who read them, so read other stories, and read stories by people who leave comments.

AND enter the comps. all of them. a lot of writers make it a rule to read all the comp entries. also, if you hit top 10 on the list you'll get a lot of attention that way, too.

hope that helps. smile
Quote by LYFBUZ
A total fabrication; sprite is actually a 69 year old widower living out his diabolical fantasies as a hedonistic 30-something sex hottie with more or less non-existent boundaries


you missed a couple of b-days. i'm 71.

as for LB, well, he's mean. really really mean. one of the meanest men i know. also, he smells like moose.
ok, listen up you miscreants. i've been really nice about not spamming you guys, but seriously, i have a series going that i'm pretty proud of - the naughty adventures of alice. it's going to cover a ton of genres, but it's a fun, light, and sexy read and it's not one of my more extreme 'sprite goes bdsm' series, so i'd really appreciate it if you visited my profile page and tried on the first chapter. hopefully it will tickle your fancies enough to keep reading. if not, giving it a chance would still be very much appreciated. i know more than a few of you have already left some lovely comments, so to those, a huge thank you and mucho appreciation.

oh, i should mention that one of the chapters has an EP... anyways, that's my bit for today.

watching the oscars tonight. we always do - my girl loves award shows (except the grammys which she says are totally rigged). about to watch Parasite which will mean we've seen all the biggies except for Ford vs Ferrari. jojo rabbit is my favorite, with once upon a time coming in second. that said, parasite could easily upset that from everything i've heard.

love you all, hope you're having great weekends!

Quote by delacruzinforjosh
No, I haven’t forgotten you guys. Real life caught up to me again.


just ignore it like i do. living in a fantasy world is way more fun! smile hope things are going well for you. heart
Quote by Verbal
Triple post. That gentleman above me is DREAMY, though!


total narcissist and a bit egotistical, apparently, but other than that a decent guy and an okay writer.

as for Molly, super sweet, sexy as hell, and she has great taste in music.
Quote by Ping


Solo Origin Story. SOS. I think it's code.

You want wacky? See Parasite. It's available OnDemand now. You should watch it... TODAY!!!

Also, check out Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood. That's the one i want to win, but I think it'll be Parasite. 1917 is getting too much praise for a movie I think is epic in presentation but weaker in story compared to the rest.

I'm ready for my third rum 'n coke of the morning!

Also, just showered and got my working title for the comp... RMH. Them are the initials. Now, to just write the damn thing.

Sneaks off with Seekers' R 'n C.


What's your name again?

i am the devil and here to do the devil's business!

long pause.

nah. it was dumber than that.

watching Parasite today. still have lots of love for Jojo rabbit, but it won't win.
Quote by Ping
Well...



“Where are all your white Women at?”

Was that Blazing Saddles or Eddie Murphy or someone else? Funny how xenophobia works. Even funnier when it’s mocked for what it is.





blazing saddles.
Quote by simplyjohn
I also struggle with believing that his wife and daughters have been, as he says, so very supportive.


just because he only know came out in public doesn't mean they haven't known for some time now. you'd be surprised how often gay men or women are in straight marriages and have worked it out with their spouses. other than sex, it would be exactly the same as any other marriage, and if their both on the same page about seeing other partners, no issue, really. frankly, i know a lot of amazing gay men that i wouldn't hate being married too (if i wasn't already) as long as we could both seek out other sexual partners.
Quote by TonyaL

My littley got into a bit of a mishap yesterday. As most know she draws all the time and she loves Halloween. During recess she was drawing a haunted house. She was putting animatronics in it and one was a headless lady. The teacher told her no drawings with people with their head cut off. She thought she was in trouble and had a small meltdown at school. She was better once she hears none of us were mad.


reason #45 why i don't have kids. my first reaction was that you should have encouraged her to make more drawings of headless people, maybe leave them on her teacher's desk anonymously...
Quote by TonyaL
Thank you for the song Carl. Here's my Smokey. He was a good cat. He was a big boy and made sure everyone, including the dogs, knew he was boss.


you can look nice, sharp, professional etc without having to wear a suit. and suits can be expensive - don't forget you have to factor in dry cleaning.
Quote by LYFBUZ


Like you were even wearing underwear....


i was for a bit. then... not really sure what happened. smile