Quote by vanessa26
That one's my favourite
yeah, but you're biased. ;)
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Quote by Beffer
These are my true stories, all autobiographical:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/the-summer-of-93.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-equinox-party.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/kitchen-help.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/interracial/the-dance.aspx
you left out Mud Wrestling in Licking Co: Rachel vs Bethany.
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Quote by techgoddess
It's been spam city today! Thanks to the mods who have been removing them left and right! I feel like it's been a whack-a-mole game though. I report one and two more pop up!
we're brainstorming on yet another way to put a stop to them. it's getting annoying, yeah?
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Quote by ThalDrom
Hi all. My first time here in many many months, as I'd been away.
Barkeep, set em up, on me. I'll take a beer, cold if such is possible at a joint like this.
*cuffs you to the bar* let's see you leave us again. yeah, not gonna be so easy now, is it. fyi, often, we'll throw a bit of a fit if someone comes back and resubmits old stories. you get a fee pass if you'd like to. welcome back.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
That Sprite is such a...well, she just is. So there. BTW, her latest 'Seattle' story is upj and waiting for your exclamations of delight. ;)
Mega-congrats, Jeff. I'm figggerin' the problem was what passes for your mind, flashed on LJ during the test. 'Nuff said.
Results are coming in from Iowa, finally. Looks like Sanders and Mayor Pete will be claiming first place honors . Sure wish college and pro football were still around to distract me from all the politics, (sigh), but no such luck.
It's time like this that I feel very sorry for non-drinkers. So whadda y'all want to ease the strain?
such a what? *glares* yeah, i thought so. lucky for you i'm in a good mood right now. just so you know, that could change at any second.
and thanks for the shout out. i think i've written more stories in the last month or so than i have in the last 3 years
it feels good - next chapter of Alice, btw, is about half done and it promising to be a little trippy. 
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Quote by Verbal
The cardiologist said a) my heart spontaneously went OUT of a-fib, as mysteriously as it had gone into a-fib, and 2) my risk factors literally add up to 0. So, all is well, no harm, no foul, I see her again in a year. I don't even have to take the pills that cost me $235 frikkin dollars.
shit. means i gotta buy my own goddamn legos. i demand a second opinion!
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Quote by Master_Jonathan
I've had a number of bikes in my time riding. My favorites though were my Suzuki Intruder 1400 and my Suzuki Cavalcade full dresser.
Sadly, I haven't been in the saddle for far too long and I miss it. ~sigh~
summer comes, i'll ride up and we'll do a road trip.
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Quote by JackStay
What is your main motivation for coming to LushStories?
I use to enjoy Penthouse Letters, but over the years I noticed the same stories reprinted or slightly reworded and thought maybe I should write one and send it in. After reading their terms where the story becomes their property to be used as they see fit I looked elsewhere. I found one website, which, at first seemed pretty decent and had been with them for almost a decade. The past few months their forum has become toxic. Since I had seen LushStories during some of my searches I decided to check it out. I'm glad I did. The folks I've been contact with on here are outstanding. The administrator, the moderators, the well published authors have been a big help. And FRIENDLY! Thanks!
DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID! GET OUT WHILE YOU... shit! they're on to me. I was never here and this conversation never took place!
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Quote by vanessa26
I still have an unopened dvd of that so I've never watched it..
I can't get in on the football talk I'm afraid I literally have no frame of reference rather like Donnie from The Big Lebowski..
What's everyone been up to this weekend?
what's wrong with you? one of my fav movies (tho i have a hard time watching it - really fucks me up, tbh
) 
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Quote by Katherine
I slept for around 11 hours last night. It's like I've been stressed and tired or something. 5 cups of coffee to de-sludge my brain, please. ?
Planning on a small hike later. The weather says the sun will be shining with no chance of bears. Lol
what is this sleep thing you talk about? was gonna do it a few nights back but i've become obsessed with Killing Eve and 'just one more epi' turned into 'well, there's only 3 more left, might as well' so...
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Quote by JackStay
Hmm, sounds interesting, but, I'd have to pass. Not because it wouldn't be pleasant, but out of consideration for the other party. Close your eyes and imagine a 68 year old rectum with the usual array of hemorrhoids. I just couldn't do that to someone else.
well, i don't normally do guys anyways, so it probably isn't going to come up. that said, i rarely say 'never' lol
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Quote by JackStay
Huh...I do believe I'll pass on that.After a military career where I've had more than enough physicals with finger waves and then to find out my family (mother, father and grandparents) have a history of colon-rectal cancer and having to get colonoscopies every five years...I don't want anything else shoved up my ass at this time.
what about a tongue? a bit less invasive and quite pleasant if done correctly. ;)
