Quote by Liz
We went on a night out once and she got absolutely plastered. Had to carry her back to the bus stop. On the way home, she jumped up out of her chair and started circling something on the floor.
"I hate hedgehogs! Come at me, ya wee jabby bastard!"
It was a hair brush.
she tell you about the time she threw my chucks out the window cause they were looking at her funny? had to walk out in the rain barefoot and then she put them in the oven to dry them out and ended up melting the soles.
I’m so glad they brighten your day and not drive you to want to drink, unless of course you need a reason, then by all means please feel free to use me as an excuse 
