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Quote by NerdyAsh
Tremors! Giant worms, dead sheep and kevin bacon - great!

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Yay! Another Scot! At this rate we'll hit a dozen by 2029! Welcome to Lush where we write erotica and collect Scots (i'm not one of them, btw, by my girlfriend is). Tremors is a great film, although I haven't watched it in forever.

edit: joined 2017. oh. lol well, either way, welcome to Lush.
Quote by Ping


Sadly, it deserves its 35% Rotten Tomatoes review. Just too damn much of everything from shitty dialogue to excessive editing to over-the-top gratuitous violence. Equally sad, Ryan Reynolds has become typecast as Deadpool in everything he now does, including real life. He needs another Amityville Horror-type remake to get him out of the typecast rut. If you’ve not seen his version of A-Horror, treat yourself.


it's a Michael Bay film. did you expect it to be good?
Quote by seeker4
Okay, I saw the tweet that Rach probably got that from and the subsequent tweets by the same guy and, yeah, what a piece of work. I am now quite sure that Rachel posted that ironically.


thought it would be fun to see what kind of replies we got here. smile
women don't actually have orgasms. they're all fake.
Quote by Samantha32
OH MY FUCKING GOD . what an absolute idiot question and List gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ........................................... nature / biology or your god makes you female ....


Man is my God. As a woman, I exist only to serve him. I am sad that other women have such trouble finding their proper place.
She brings the sunshine with her every where she goes.
- Be fit
- Be slim
- Be feminine
- Be able to clean + cook
- Don’t swear
- Don’t nag
- Smile
- Have kids
- Have long hair
- Barely wear makeup
- Be modest
- Wear dresses
- Submit to a worthy man
- Get married

Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity!
it's one of my favorites. if you want outside of the box read, this is the story to go with. it's got an official sprite stamp of approval on it. also, if you don't read it, i'll pee on your car seat.
Quote by techgoddess


Thank you for making me laugh! I needed it!! xx

btw, I'd do #8 with you any time...lol!


it's a date. meet me out behind the tool shed at 9. bring snacks and a bubble gun.
Quote by Verbal


I really didn't like Ad Astra. I like Pitt (and yeah, sure, he's pretty hot) but it had like a half hour worth of plot, and the rest of the movie was him floating around in space looking pensive.

LOVED Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. All three of the big guns are great in that. Awesome ending.

The last movie I saw was The Force Awakens, last night, prepping for the new Star Wars movie. Really holds up well. I am sucker for anything JJ Abrams. Here's a view that I bet is in the minority: I think two most recent Star Wars movies are WAY better than the first six. I liked them, and Empire Strikes Back has some game, but the others...they're okay. The last two had much more going for them.



the star war prequels are some of the worst movies in existance. i like the new ones too. smile
Quote by WannabeWordsmith
Knives Out.

Fantastic, even though Daniel Craig's odd accent takes some getting used to.


it was weird in the trailers, but by then i think i had gotten used to it and i loved it in the movie. pretty much my third fav movie of the year, after JoJo Rabbit and Frozen 2. smile
Quote by UltimatePleasures
All I want for Christmas...Great idea Nicola





winner winner chicken dinner, far as i'm concerned!
Quote by Gillianleeeza



No coffee or tea for me, I'll have a Sprite, please.



take a number, girl.
Shivers of delight
Every time she looks at me
No one else exists
Quote by Master_Jonathan
Where do you come up with your story ideas? The question would be more accurate where DON'T I? I get story ideas from everywhere! From my dreams, from day to day life, from reading other stories... I seem to always be "on" and I am bombarded with story ideas! I also get suggestions from my readers on what they would like to see, and from those whom I have teamed up with in collabs. If I could clone myself into four more people, I MIGHT be able to keep up with the flood of ideas. But then we'd have to clone all the Mods to approve them too! LOL!


Nicola frowns on cloning mods after i showed up one day as triplets.
Quote by Liz


Actually, 'matt' is a perfectly acceptable spelling of the word.


it needs an umlaut, tho...
Quote by elliotlacey31


And that's just one of the many reasons we love Rachel ??


wait, there's more than one???? YES! i have achieved AWESOMENESS!
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS



I don't have a husband/boyfriend.


Sexual lovers would ravish me.

Kinky Lovers would bring in others or Fuck me while others watched.







Damn. i need to get to know you better... and then move to LA...
Quote by Buz
We're starting a Sex With Sprite category starting Dec. 32.


write that in your calendars, people, cause it's the day before Buz's memorial/funeral.
Just giving you guys a heads up. we're going to remove the Straight Sex category on Jan. 1.
Quote by fuzzy1954


Well I did not know that.....
I have trouble with just my ONE heart


*nods* they are also highly intelligent and their life span is apx 1 year.
i thought it said "has any of you ever been in a knifefight" when i first glanced at it. imagine my disappointment when i popped in and found out i'd misread it...
Quote by Magical_felix


What does that mean?


you've been catfished!