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Quote by Kee
I prefer leather cuffs. Handcuffs hurt and rope can burn, all depending on the circumstances of use...


what she said. handcuffs and rope are sometimes used, but 90% of the time it's cuffs.
Quote by seeker4
To clarify, the theme here is Winter and that picture is inspiration? Or do we actually have to work from that picture? Winter I can do in spades (I am Canadian, after all) but that picture ain't my winter.


we have a separate contest for the canadians. sun drenched bahama beach. palm trees, bikinis, mai tai, etc.
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i am probably one of the few Lushies who actually understands what you just said. Good luck and Godspeed, oh mighty stormtrooper of the Internet.FodJfkWsoLZEGsfJ

Also, better you than me.


*nods knowingly* me too. he's using a magic spell to fricassee the gumboot nodule. makes sense if you think about it.
Quote by Beffer
If you can't, you need glasses!


why do you think i'm wearing them in my avatar?
Quote by Verbal
Thanks for the set-up, Ms. T! And for the desciption of the lovely smells in your house on Sunday.

Did Thanksgiving shopping yesterday. Our house will begin smelling lovely Wednesday night, when stuffing and pies get made. Thanksgiving is my second favorite holiday (Halloween is #1) - all the joys of Christmas with few of the hassles. Don't get me wrong, I like Christmas too. But it's so much WORK!

Kitty update. Here's a pic of LJ and my new KITTIES, David Foster Wallace (the black one), and Mimi Rose Howard (the tortoiseshell one). They were EXTREMELY shy and scared upon moving in (I think they had a traumatic start), and wouldn't let us touch them for a few weeks. Happily, they have mostly opened up (MRH is still pretty shy) and snuggle with us at night.

Köffee please.



fyi, torties, as a breed, are usually very shy and skittish, but once she learns to trust you she'll be very affectionate. probably hide whenever some she is not familiar with visit.

christmas is NOT a hassle, Verbal-scrouge. silly personally, i'm not a fan of native american genocide and turkey murder day. silly
home depot. i've done a lot of shopping there for things that were put to use not as intended.
Quote by seeker4


Unless you're a writer, in which case getting bumped to the top of the queue is definitely a nice perk, esp. when there's a long queue.


The que is always long these days.
Quote by Stormdog


Where do you even find that information? I've looked at my list and my profile, etc, and haven't found anywhere that shows how many times anything has been favorited.


go to your bio page. right under your friends section is a following section. click on "Stormdog's story followers" and it will break down all of your stories and show who is following each one. smile

mine, btw, is Mrs Vandermeer's rules with 58

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/mrs-vandermeers-rules.aspx
Quote by Magical_felix


You can take all the Elves in Lapland and march them up against Disney and they wouldn't last 10 minutes. They're too small, Disney is too big. The small guy loses again. It's a tale as old as time, nothing new.


now you're stereotyping Laplanders as Elves. shame! shame!
Quote by Magical_felix


Yes I know. The Scandinavians are being white-washed by Disney. Their culture appropriated and disgraced. Guess Lapland isn't as easily digested by the masses as some make-believe nonsense like Arendelle.


i am prepared to boycott if there's an official outcry from Scandinavia and/or Lapland.
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Frozen's portrayal of Scandinavian people is problematic too, but you don't care, you just keep doing you boo.


Arendelle is not part of Scandinavia. they are Arendellians.
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Oh I've noticed.


well, then, no surprises here, yeah?

going to see Frozen 2 this weekend. multiple times. i'm not proud, but neither am i embarrassed. smile
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Why do you assume that, because she's Mexican?


Yes, I did. If you haven't noticed, I'm prejudiced against Latinos. Just ask my wife.
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How come she's wearing the same clothes as her 4 year old self?

It's weird.


she comes from poverty. gotta make everything last.
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I may need to catch up on the story...


*suspends you for bad puns*
wrote a new chapter in my ketchup series. should be out tomorrow, maybe? love it if you felt like reading it.
Quote by Magical_felix


Really? Because if you look at the cartoon Dora she appears to be about 4 years old but in the movie she looks like she’s 20 with a very full and healthy C-cup.


Looking at your avatar it appears that you're a cat. fyi, some teens develop faster than others. in the movie she's portrayed as a 16 yo.
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Why did they give Dora tits?


pretty sure she grew them on her own, dude. that's kinda how biology works.
Quote by Ping


Finally got to watch this with my kids. Summer and vacation and school and stuff prevented us from seeing it in the theatre.

What a treat! So funny, especially if you have kids that watched Dora The Explorer and Go Diego Go.

Casting did a wonderful job, especially with the young lady (18 years old) who plays Dora. She is a real charmer. She brought awkward from the jungle to an LA high school. My kids cringed with some of the embarrassing things she did, because they could relate. I laughed at my son so much.

The corpse flower hallucination scene. OMG. So brilliant. So funny.

And then the poop in the jungle scene. Priceless!


did you shout out "Dora's a slut" during the movie? cause, like you said, that would have been funny.

regards,
Lush's resident bully.
Quote by seeker4
A techgoddess who also bakes? Damn, where were you when I was young and single?

(Correct answer: As far away from me as possible.)

Apparently my little bro's genealogical work has turned up a distant connection to the late Rene Levesque, who found the Quebec separatist party and was premier of that province for a healthy chunk of my misspent youth, including their first independence referendum. So now I'm contemplating separating from the rest of Canada. Can one house with two people declare itself a country??

Afternoon vino, please. A chilled chardonnay will do nicely.



*invades your country, drinks all the beer, eats all the cheetos, paints it lavender, re-names it "Spritopia".*
sometimes i pretend not to have an orgasm when i, in actuality, am, and then am very loud about complaining about not having an orgasm.
Quote by DamonX
who has hair on their cock?


not that i'm an expert on cocks, but i googled "hairy cock" and couldn't find a single picture of a non-hairless cock... so maybe everyone shaves them? or...?
Quote by Lauradj

-I'd like to make a 'home video' but only in the full knowledge that my partner and I would be the only ones to see it


what, you're not going to share it with your fellow mods? i am CRUSHED!
Quote by LYFBUZ
I like the idea of encouraging newer writers in some way but not through a Comp. Many of the talented writers here work hard at their craft and a competition should be just that. Life is a challenge, writing should be too.
Mods should not be barred, see above.
I like the idea of winners stepping aside for the next Comp. I think a lot already do this anyway.

I'm still waiting for the Canada themed Comp. What would fit better for Xmas? We do own the North Pole.


what do you call a Canadian 3some? a Ho Ho Ho.
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Congratulation Saucy (she was my first - verifier I mean),


i remember that. i spent the next week convincing her not to quit.
Quote by TonyaL


I think I found what I want for Christmas. If anyone would like to buy this for me I'd really love it. I think I'll leave everyone except my littley and hide away. Lol. This is far enough away from everyone to be left alone although if it was in another state I'd be even happier.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/199-Fiddlers-Elbow-Rd-Phillipsburg-NJ-08865/40104303_zpid/


tried to buy it for you, but not finding it on Amazon Prime, so... smile