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Quote by CuriousAnnie


Please don't go changing too much, but I do think some mechanism of feedback to newer writers is good.


agreed, although something to keep in mind. we had 45 or so stories entered in the comp. someone had to short list that to 20, and then someone else had to short list that to 10 so that our panel of judges could read all 10 and put them in order.

we take this very seriously, so you can imagine the time spent doing this. it's time consuming and it gets in the way of, speaking for myself, my own writing and what little free time i have during the week.

also, i'd like to point out that probably most of the entrants got a LOT more views, votes, and comments than they normally do and my have gained some new fans. just keep entering, folks, and keep writing to the best of your abilities. you'll get better with each story. trust me, my first handful of stories here weren't more than ok. i just kept at it and treated each story as a lesson and, eventually, got better. smile

listen, i do get it. i do hear things like 'comps are a circle jerk for the mods' and stuff like that. but really, i think we've done a good job at providing transparency about the process and it's not at all a popularity contest. i've given high placement to people i don't really like and low to friends all based on one thing - the story set before me. btw, i'm always up for questions about any aspect of the comps, as long as they're voiced politely. smile
in the past, way back in the stone age, we had a rule that the top 3 in one comp, had to sit the next one out. it's not a rule i'm very fond of (especially since i am 99.9% sure that i'm the only person to ever be effected by it) but i thought i'd throw it out there to see how other's feel about it?

as for the non-mod comp, i'd be game doing it as a one off, but to be frank the mods put in a lot of unpaid hard work here and to penalize them for it doesn't really seem fair, especially since they were, to a person, picked because of their writing skills and being able to enter comps is kind of like one of the few perks they get, besides having the honor of working with me, that is.

just thought i'd throw those two things out in an unofficial sort of way. smile
just wanted to say that, everyone who entered brought their A game. every story that made the top 10 fought tooth and claw to get there against a lot of stories that i would have loved to see on the list as well. really, for this one, i wish i could list the top 20 cause they all deserve a bit of praise.

Mags nailed it, imo, that said, as Nicky said, it was close, wow, WW and Darkside were solid and Beffer's and V's were personal favs for me. really solid writing this go around and anyone who didn't make the list, don't let that stop you for the next one - some of you were insanely close!
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Stop posting our private photos on the forum.


at least they're not the naked ones...
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




There are films that others love and I'll never ever watch.
This film is one of them.






i am aghast. aghast i tell you. i am making it my new life's mission to indoctrinate you to the wonderfulness that is frozen.
Quote by fuzzy1954

More coffee please

Hi Chris, Scott and Bill

Here what we in the midwest have to fear......
Attack Kat


Cats'll fuck you up. Word.
Quote by PrincessC


A casual Monday for me.


Working my way up to a semi-truck.
Quote by GraceW


We do, of course, love to see you in your porn star poses and 6 inch heels!


actually, never wear anything over 3 inches. i don't need to be stumbling around while wearing handcuffs and a blindfold. not really a fan of emergency room visits.
Quote by Green_Man


The truth is that Sprite has been a member of 'Sacre bleu' since the year 2010, Rump. She has two RRs and two EPS there. She is actually one of my friends on the site, but she seldom visits the site.

I'll have a virgin Hannah in preparation for placing somewhere in the top ten for the competition. I know, I know. Gotta be careful of pride before a fall. Anyway, we can hope.



yeah, sadly, lush takes up too much of my time to be much of a presence there. that said, for a bit, i got to write some pretty decent stuff and it was good therapy for me for a period of my life as well. smile
Quote by Magical_felix
I recently rewatched Midsommar. I feel like it’s the best movie of the year but it won’t get recognized. Cinematography, art direction, and the lead actress Florence Pugh were excellent.


Jojo Rabbit is, actually, probably the best movie of the year. certainly the best one i've seen. a must see, imo, and worth repeated viewings. can't comment on midsommar, having not seen it, but Ms Pugh was delightful in Fighting With My Family, so i'd like to catch it on the small screen at some point.
Last Christmas. yeah, it's a rom-com. i don't normally do rom-coms, but my wife loves them, and it stars Emilia Mother of Dragons Clarke, so... it's fairly typical, with a bit of a twist, a bit dark at times, but well done, and Emilia is delightful, as she is in everything she does, so really, if you like HER it's worth watching just for that. sadly, she's not naked in it, not once, so i had to use my imagination a lot... also, i got shushed once or twice when i started chanting 'burn them, burn them all' under my breath...
i got married. lol sorry, but yeah... so, i met a guy, i was 20 and he kind of introduced me to getting tied up and i enjoyed it. didn't enjoy the relationship, but the bondage part, yeah, that sort of started my out on a long and winding road. smile
Quote by WannabeWordsmith
In order of title length:

Elf
Trading Places
Arthur Christmas
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


elf and NLCV suck. you've just been voted off the island. hasta la vista, baby.

also, what the actual fuck is Arthur Christmas? you're just making shit up, admit it!
Quote by LYFBUZ
the first half of The Grinch


animated or movie version? (the movie versions SUCKED!) and why the first half only?
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Coffee's coming for Chris and Curvy.

Me, I got a question. A Lush story on the main page includes among its tags: L and T. Being industrious, and bored, I even googled the term and got such unhelpful suggestions as "Lord & Taylor (the high-toned women's wear stores). There's also an engineering firm out east of Suez in Mumbai. Neither of those seemed likely to be a tag on a Lush story. So I, Rumple the Ever Clueless, hereby officially request some 411 regarding 'L and T'. .

Which reminds me that some brave soul needs to heckle Sprite that she should submit her wet cats tale to Stories Space. Gil and I are both mods over there so there's a chance it would be accepted. ;)

Anybody need a drink?



hecklers get tased, fyi, but yeah, feel free. smile
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings on this marvelous day. Yes, it is a mighty marvelous day thanks to my LSU Tigers whipping long-time nemisses Alabama 46--41. Life is good. smile

Any rumors or rumors of rumors about the contest?

Just cause I'm such a giddy softy, I've conned Big Bertha into doing her duty, coffee-wise,and also put the tea kettle on. For those in need of something a bit stronger the usual lineup of Bleers, whines and fine lickers is also available. So whadda ya slush pile stowaways wanna drink?



Nick wants all the judges picks in by Nov 13, so probably be announced the 14 i am guessing. also, anyone who didn't enter probably didn't win or place.
Quote by Gillianleeeza


I don't need any wildlife in my tub. That squirrel was mad that he had to jump out a second-story window. He was fine and continued to chatter angrily at me. Hopefully, nothing else will get in. Scott, you can ring the doorbell. But beware my rule when I am soaking is unless the house is on fire or you're bleeding profusely I ignore everything.

I'm loving the colder weather. All I need is some snow to enjoy one of my odder hobbies. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/snow-dildos-made-for-fun.aspx

I hope everyone is having a good weekend.

I'll have a glass of red wine, please.

Cheers!



we have two cats. Cleo, who is our 14 poetry writing thug-life tabby, and Keeley who is our insane 2 year old hyper tuxy. Cleo like water (she's weird) and takes showers with me. we have a shower seat in the corner that she usually likes to perch on, but sometimes will just walk around the shower floor and be perfectly content getting soaked. yes, she has her own towel, cause otherwise she'll sit on the bed and leave a wet spot...

Keeley liked to play. Cleo, not so much, but Keeley is very optimistic about getting Cleo to play, so much so that she follows her around and does thinks like play with her tail, pounce on her, etc. Cleo usually just rolls her eyes and bats her, which is a sign, obviously, that she wants to play, right?

yes, this is leading somewhere. i'm in the bathroom, earlier, having a pee (we girls do that, you know - it's not all porn star poses and 6 inch heels!) after which i'm planning on taking a shower. Cleo knows my habits, so she goes and sits on the shower seat, and waits. Keeley goes in there and starts playing with her tail that's hanging down, or stalking her by crouching down below her. all pretty entertaining. i get up, gather myself, Keeley wanders off (runs off, really - she doesn't walk. all movement is done at a full sprint with her) i start the water, Cleo smiles, about to get in when this black streak come zooming through the open bathroom door and then through the open shower door, slides across the shower floor, right into the water spray, shoots up the far wall about 4 feet (literally), lands in the middle of the shower spray and zooms back out of the bathroom. funniest thing ever. Cleo, meanwhile, is doing the feline version of 'that'll teach you, brat'. smile

i found her later, hiding under the bed.
Quote by LYFBUZ


"Canadia" is an extinct prehistoric worm. If you want to impress the Canadiens you better learn French and how to play hockey. I do already worship you though.

Hope everyone is having a good week. Ran into Tie Domi (Max's Dad) flying from Winnipeg to Toronto when Dad got traded. He grinned the whole flight. Hint: they call Winnipeg "Winterpeg."

I'd like something that stops my brain please. I'm tired.

No limoncello though.


i already speak french, hockey is for pussies, and of course you do. everyone does. *preens*
PM me. i don't like giving away my secrets to just anyone.
Must watch TV at the sprite house: watchmen and mr robot.
Quote by Verbal
Nice to see you in here, Chris! Let me buy you a beer.

Doing a reading this weekend for the anthology I'm being printed in. I started to mention where, but then did a google search and saw how ridiculously easy it would be to stalk me, so perhaps not. I will post the cover of the book, though that probably makes me easily stalkable too. But since everyone in my RL pretty much already knows I wrote erotica, I can't see what harm it will do (famous last words, I know).

Anyway. Practiced reading the first 8 pages of the story last night. I'm psyched!

Köffee please!



don't even worry about it. i've been stalking you for months already. that ship has sailed.
Quote by seeker4


You would be so screwed if you spelled "Canadiens" that way in Quebec. I think the punishment involves having to read the complete speeches of Rene Levesque backwards in the original French. Nice to hear that they beat one of their old rivals. My brother is a huge Canadiens fan. Even went to one of the last games in the old Forum.

Sorry to hear about your littley, Tonya. Sending her good "get rid of germs" vibes.

I think I'm just done with writing for a while. My energy and interest is completely not there right now. It's not just sex anymore, it's writing as a whole. I know it will reboot eventually, just needs time and inspiration. Next comp maybe...

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.


*invades Canadia. forces the Canadiens to speak Norse and worship me as their warrior-princess-god*
if it's obvious, i notice. if it's too obvious (see DrLove's response) it'll creep me out and, depending on the situation, i'll either find somewhere else to be quietly, or give him the finger, and then find somewhere else to be. if it's not obvious, or i'm not paying attention, i probably won't notice, nor mind. i assume that i get checked out fairly often, but if people are cool about it, i'll be cool. if not, you gets the finger.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
First thing first -- here's an evening beer for our Curvy-unit. And while at it, here's a big mason jar full of sweet iced tea for Sara.

Verbal or maybe it was Ping, he wrote: Speaking of creepy... did any of you notice Carl was greeted by Rump before Carl even posted? I think I read that right. Gave me the chills

Me, I explained: Carl and I are, well, sorta but not exactly psychic, a bit more like psychotic but it works for us.

Someone might want to consider giving her Spriteness a double-dose of dried frog pills (just finished re-reading another Discworld book)., you know, for her nervous condition. note: Not saying she actually has one herself but she does tend to most charitably give others a first-rate , nervous conditions.

Comments to the effect that 'Baby, it's cold outside,' reminds one and all that 'Jen's Jolters' a double hot rum toddy made with 151 proof rum' are back on the menu. So whadda ya loungers in the Land of Lush wanna drink? ;

)


in the words of my people,

Þat kann ek it ellifta ef ek skal til orrostu leiða langvini, und randir ek gel, en þeir með ríki fara heilir hildar til, koma þeir heilir hvaðan.

Quote by Verbal
So this happened.


No, not married yet. I got her wedding ring several months ago, we bought mine this weekend. Pre-nup is almost finalized, we actually might squeeze a wedding in before the end of the year! We're wearing the rings now anyway, as in our minds we are already married.

Thanks for the set-up Tonya. Hope you are winning the battle with pain.

Sorry you are sick, Simmie (and Milik?). Glad yours is almost over, T-God

Getting all four tires replaced on my soccer Mom mini-van before the next snowstorm. Not a moment too soon! I've been trying to squeeze this into the scedule for weeks.

Köffee please.


GET ON WITH IT ALREADY, YOU NONG! Jesus H Christ on a bicycle! Pure boot, ya wee bampot fud!