Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
sprite
4 days ago
Moderator
Fluid Female
United States

Forum

Quote by Beffer


You're famously blond, and I'm famously brunette. No one would ever believe it was you.


umm... not really technically blonde these days...

<---
Quote by vanessa26
It's hard to pick which one is the naughtiest tbh...



How about my front porch?
Quote by curvygalore
Not sure what I'm doing wrong here, but I can't get this to work for me. Evidently a user error! Help much appreciated!


if it helps, i'm, apparently, crap at it too.
Quote by Milik_the_Red


So, you found out I am really Jim Morrison? Holy shit, my secret is out!!!


pretty sure he's dead, so... err...
i was... not sure. like 9, maybe? it was a hobbit adventure. it was very short and really really bad (hey, i was NINE!) but, at the time, i thought i could do better so kept at it and so... here i am now, writing rather non-hobbity adventures. smile

the first real ass erotic story i wrote was... hmmm... a long time ago? lol at one point i started writing bdsm stories cause that was the only way i could get any safe and sane bdsm in my life (i'd had a bdsmy relationship when i was 20, but it wasn't exactly a safe nor sane one and let's just say it ended badly). mostly i just wrote them for myself. eventually i let my (now) wife read some of the less... ahem... over the top ones (i tend to have extreme tastes, at least in print. actually, IRL too ) than i started posting a few on smaller websites, gained a little confidence, and posted a couple on lush (my Dangerous Games 2 parter which is still up here) and the rest is history, as they say.
just as an aside, most of my avis are not me but everyonce in a while i slip in a real one for a short time. ;)
Quote by adele

That might be true Grace, but my self esteem (or lack thereof) would never let me take the chance. If my worse fears came true, I could never face any of those people again.


come to one of mine. i'll make sure that you're number one on my list. there might be some thumb twiddling, but it's mostly gonna be clit and nipple twiddling ;)
Quote by Beffer
I figure a postage stamp size avatar pic isn't at much risk of being stolen and used by anyone, so I always use a pic of myself, and have on every site I've been on for the past 13 years. In all that time only once has my pic been stolen and I made the site they used it on delete them as a fake. I reverse image search my own pics frequently to make sure they're not appearing anywhere on the net but on my sites. I also reverse image search all you guys' pics too to know who's fake here and who's not.


i am now so tempted to steal your avi and use it as mine. *giggles and runs*
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS








Are you ready for VIKINGS?




hell, yeah. putting on my furs and and polishing up my sword and shield. heart
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS










LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN by COVENANT

what you SHOULD be listening to...















i always get a good laugh when someone brings the 'my ancestors did this and that' into the argument, as if it somehow reflects on them too, and it's always something cool, like they fought in the war for freedom, never, 'my ancestors owned slaves'. just a random thought.
The planet Venus. Got a bit of a sunburn on my coochie, but worth it.
fyi, if your story does not fall under the horror or supernatural category please don't tick off the competition button. much as romantic story lines scare me, pretty sure they're not really horror. smile
Quote by Crysta
sexy white boss


that's 3 words. please follow the instructions carefully. if it happens again i will have to turn you over to the authorities. thanks for complying.
Quote by onlyplatinumbaby


*blows whistle* that's 3 words. for your penance i'd like you to mow my lawn. i'll expect it done by noon, sunday. thanks.
Quote by seeker4
Hi, folks. Just popping by for a glass of red wine and to say hi.

3000ish word (so far) Lush story in progress but I'm not sure it will ever see the light of day. It keeps trying to go in some directions that I'm not totally comfortable with. It's within the rules, just my comfort zone is being violated. But, it is moving forward and I did write some hot, if a bit vanilla, sex scenes. I may find a way to repurpose some of it to get rid of the bits I don't like.


just write the damn thing and let it go where it needs to go - damn your comfort zone. don't make me come up there!!
i don't wear it, and i'm not big on smelling it. it's mostly for old ladies these days, right?
i just went ahead and had mine bronzed. a bit of metal polish every night before bed and it shines like the sun.
Quote by Warlock



Can we get an "annoying as fuck" button and have their posts explode on screen? Gav should be able to come up with some graphics for that. Much more fun than a boring old block.


heh. he probably has better things to do, but i wouldn't hate having that. smile
Quote by Warlock
IMHO, blocking someone is a valid act if someone is stalking or annoying you privately. If it's because you have a difference of opinions or someone acts like a fool with name-calling or aggressive remarks in a forum thread, blocking is a cheesy way of responding. Sticks & stones, neener neener, etc...

Someone mentioned retribution or payback. There really is no such thing. It's just venting on a keyboard invisibly on the internet. Sometimes it's fun to poke the bear, but no one is really more badass than anyone else here. It's about communication and socializing.

There is a simple way of dealing with difficult personalities should you desire to. Just ignore and don't respond.


sometimes you just get really tired of reading a certain persons posts, tho, like they're annoying as fuck and they just give you a headache. perfectly good reason to block someone *nods*
mind moving your hand up about... oh, 6 inches or so? i'd be ever so grateful. smile
Quote by Master_Jonathan
Believe it or not, the sex scenes are the hardest part of the story for me to write! I want to make it as realistic as possible and not too outrageous (no fucking on top of the fridge or hanging from the balcony in my stories!).

Like someone else said I write the backstory and the plot before I do the sex scene... I have to be able to really concentrate on the story to write the "juicy part"!

And yes I do suffer burn out too. But I have a large folder of already written stuff so my readers don't suffer! smile


very sad. i've been waiting for a on top of the fridge that's up on the balcony story from you for ages now. *mopes*