Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
sprite
4 days ago
Moderator
Fluid Female
United States

Forum

Quote by scottob1234


apparently my social skill were lacking at the time...


stabbing your classmates won't make you a lot of friends. it's a hard lesson to learn, isn't it.
Quote by curvygalore


Ditto! Beer time here, please and something for Madame Sprite. If she's not too busy tasering folk...


i think i'm done with the taser for a while. it's lost it's fun factor. for now. smile *snuggles with Cyn and trades her kisses for beer* heart
Quote by LYFBUZ
Tried one once, I bit her a bit too aggressively and she flew out the window.


that's a blow up doll. sex doll is a completely different animal.. so to speak.
Quote by scottob1234
I was a professional quitter throughout the years, i no longer smoke.. I'd stop for 6 months and then somehow i'd get started and it was like i never quit then two or 3 months would go by and i'd quit again LOL... did it for many years..

Every once in a while though, I'm bitching for Nurse Ratched to give me my god damn cigarettes, even though i dont really want them.

Hope everybody is having a lovely afternoon, if thats what time it is where you are.

Afternoon tea please.


please don't quit Lush. I like having you here.
i'm blue, btw. like the avatar movies. or the djinn in Aladdin. smile
Quote by vanessa26
Interesting suggestion ..But nah
I wouldn't want whatever the bi frame would probably be..I imagine a pink frame covered in little eggplant emoji's and Georgia o'keefe like flowers...


*makes notes, sends to Nicola* awesome idea!
Quote by vampira
Don't be a man-gina. Any twattish little freak who's triggered by 'brown' deserves to be offended. Perhaps we should all go around sealed into tight little Tupperware containers so we can't possibly offend anyone.

As long as you tell the truth you've done nothing wrong. 'Brown' is the truth. Colour-words cannot be pejorative.



ooo. Good idea for the fetish comp, actually. but please, make sure you poke holes in the lid!
there used to be a 'flesh' crayola crayon in the box. pretty sure it matched about .001% of people's actual flesh color. sometimes i don't bother with skin color in a story and just sort of let people fill it in as they wish. and sometimes i do it for them. honestly, half the time i read stories i 'rewrite' descriptions so the guys or gals appeal more to my tastes. for example, having a character with boobs the size of a giant tortoise really doesn't appeal to me.
Quote by Milik_the_Red
Not sure I want to be categorized... That seems creepy in some wayy


Putting you down for a black frame... lol Seriously, if people need to know, read my bio or ask me.
Quote by sr1066


Friendly people with alcohol involved? Sign me up! biggrin


Not all of us are friendly... *tases you* smile

Welcome to lush, Sr. Now excuse me. One of those uppity canadians is touching my throne with his butt...
Quote by GraceW


To quote the eTrade baby, "You're mean, cowboy."


but i make a mean 4 cheese lasagna.
Quote by GraceW
Nicola


Sorry, she's taken. Even look at her funny and I will piss on your front door and burn your apple tree down.
Quote by vanessa26


Idk Veronica43 sounds pretty hot to me ..lol


There's a cute girl working at the AM/PM I go to named Veronica. I usually flirt with her. Pretty sure she's not 43. Absolutely sure, in fact.
Quote by DamonX


Oh I'm sure.

I guess it's the fact that she refuses to have an abortion that keep all the guys from fucking her then....


I was kind of hoping you'd risen above cheap shots, ya know. Maybe tone it down a bit? For me?
Congratz, Chris, and thank you so much for all you do here.
CuriousAnnie. check her out if you haven't already. the girl has range.
Quote by fuzzy1954




Morning All in Rump's sorry for being late this morning Ms. Curvy ... thanks for the Bertha's best

The reason for my tardiness is I too was by the Gym, not to stop and go in but hope to get that damn taster out of her auto.....
sad no luck folks...... Be Aware

As I am scared writing this


I ride a Harley. Next time, do your homework.smile
Quote by DamonX


I think your money might be better spent on buying trinket a mask.... or at least a bag to put over her head.... Maybe that way she might find a guy to fuck her and she will cease to torture the rest of us with her continuous nonsense.


actually, i've been privy to Trink's photos and to be frank, she's kind of hot.
went back to the gym this morning for the first time since my surgery. felt good being there, despite how out of shape i was. working on getting back into, tho. smile
Quote by Green_Man


This is getting so confusing to me. Are we not even allowed to mention real people in our fictional stories? If I write a story about ballet can I not mention Baryshnikov just to say he is a famous dancer? If I write a story about famous murderers can I not mention a real serial killer now on death row? Or am I missing something?
. ok, to clear up the confusion here - i think even my mods get confused at times. lol Real people can be mentioned, they can be referenced - what we would prefer, is that they are not mentioned as part of any sexual element, ie:

this is ok - I ran into Brad Pitt at Burger King. I told him I loved his new movie. He said thank you and signed an autograph.

Or: I love Brad Pitt's new movie. He's super hot. I have his poster in my room.

This is not ok - I ran into Brad Pitt at Burger King. I told him I loved his new movie and wanted to suck his cock. He grabbed my hair, pushed me down on my knees, and shoved his prick into my mouth.

Makes sense now? smile
Quote by Magical_felix


So he makes his dick disappear and reappear? Cool. I like that.


not that copperfield, you illiterate doofus. lol smile
Quote by fuzzy1954
For my west Kansas neighbor..... Green Man aka LarryF


neighbor aka Green Man......



Be the butterfly you dream to be




*tases butterfly*
Quote by DamonX


Really? Even when I squeeze my shoulder blades together and it makes my back muscles look like a vagina?

I'm sure my naked back is far less offensive to most lush members than the majority of men that post their faces as their avatars.....

I'm still trying to figure out if Chryses' av is an actual person or just a pair of nuts pushed back between his legs with a pair of glasses glued to his taint.

If you want to buy me some shirts I prefer tight black Ts or crisp white button ups...


I'm just concerned you'll be cold this winter. smile
Quote by DamonX
Why is this in the Think tank?

I think lush should enact a rule that prevents people without avatars from making new threads.



or guys without shirts. *starts a gofund me page to buy Damon some shirts*
Quote by Magical_felix
I’ve always wanted to write a story called Charles Dick’s Ends. It would be an alternate history piece where a young man named Charles takes advantage of poor girls. He tosses them a shilling so they can make ends meet after he meats their ends. It would be like a fable with a moral and all that.


i like it. just make sure the girls are 16+ when you write it. also, there's a character in Oliver Twist called Master Bates and one called Mr. Dick in David Copperfield. smile
Quote by TonyaL
Good evening everyone. I think I need a hard drink. It's been a helluva a week. I've sadly read about the passing of someone I worked with when I was a teen and someone I went to school with. On top of that my husband's cousin passed today. To much. On a positive note, my littley is home from vacation. I missed her so much. She went away twice this summer and didn't want to talk to me on the phone. I said I love you and she said your welcome lol. She really had lots of fun with one of her cousins. I have not gotten to any of the comp stories I promise I will really try. I'm watching this show about people who want to be a living doll. Hmmm that could be a fetish. I'm glad to see so many people popping in here. I really hope I will have more time soon. I do miss hanging out here.


i actually had a story planned for the living doll thing, but that's about it - planned. go for it. love to read your take on it. smile as for the rest...

sorry to hear your bad news. hope you are doing relatively ok. lots of love and good thoughts for all of you.
Quote by Verbal
Alyx and Vanessa, sittin' in a tree....

Hope everyone is well. Congrats on the doctorate earned by your grandkid, Rumpy Bill!

Tooth is hearing nicely. My stomach is nauseous from the pain pills last night, and my head a bit fuzzy (what's new?), but I shouldn't be needing any more of those. Ibuprofin seems to be doing the trick.

How bout those Mets!? Still in the hunt. Beat up on the Indians last night, and hope to do it again tonight. Other Scott, aren't they your team? If you ever get out of county lock-up maybe we can watch a game.

Köffee please!


pretty sure you're not going to make many friends around these parts touting violence upon our native american brothers and sisters. think i'm going to have to make a few phone calls. don't be surprised if your car accidentally catches fire... also...

*tases you*
Quote by Ping


I Googled sexy sock puppets. And there you were. Nice shade of lipstick.


*tases your balls*