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Well then this fresh batch of brownies I just baked might cheer you up! Careful they are still hot... *hugs you*
nom nom nom nom...
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Yes, we know, and that what makes this so much more difficult. He bonded with my kids, and we with him. But those birds should not be in his mouth. He hunts at our compost and garden, and gets those mice. Better than me with mouse traps. I once caught a bird in a mouse trap. Just awful. I hated myself for a long time after that. Still sometimes do. I don't like killing things. My son is worse. He traps insects and relocates them, if needed. We've got a budding Jain in our family; one who brings no harm to any living creature. We tried the meat alternative products and they suck. Plus, they are highly processed which may make them even worse than pork and beef.
Damn it. How'd I get there???
Such is life. It's a work in progress. And nobody gets out of it alive.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
mew? *starts rubbing against your leg and purring*
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Quote by techgoddess
I’m incredibly sad to report that none of the 80 turtle eggs in the nest on my beach hatched. The conservation peeps came out this morning and dig them up as they were 3 weeks overdue. They believe the nest was too close to the shoreline and with our high tides being higher than usual this season, they simply got too wet. I’m a little heartbroken this morning.
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No turtles yet. Not sure why. I was going to ask the conservation peeps what’s going on but I missed them last night. Stay tuned...
started a vigil for your turtles last night - prayer circles, candles, all of that. hoping for the best.
let us know! 
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Quote by Jen
My hair is brown, straight and very long at the moment. I get puppy dog eyes when I mention getting it cut, lol.
For work, I usually just tie it into a messy bun when it's still a bit wet in the morning. If I'm leaving it down, I can just leave it. It'll dry straight. Pretty low maintenance thankfully. I don't like fussing with it much.
Every now and again I get it chopped to chin length and then just let it grow. Should really try switching it up haha.
have worn my hair (dirty blonde and straight) just past my shoulders for ages. been letting it go, though, for a while now so that it's midway down my back. kind of a pain sometimes, but when i put some effort into it, it looks nice. find myself jut tying it back a lot. actually, lately, i've been going with a braid. very rapunzelesque.
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Quote by Lauradj
Hey Rumps fam, happy weekend.
I've been doing some sort of soul searching lately, and I've decided I'm going to enrol myself in professional writing courses and creative writing courses next year, so I can flex my writing muscles more and see if I can break out a bit more. I've learned so much here and I've honed my skills so much already, from where I started to where I am now, the change is massive. Probably it's a shitty pipe dream to even think I could be published professionally or be a writer 'full time', for example, but I'd like to look at it as an option. I enjoy being a teacher, don't get me wrong, but 4-year-olds are demon children.
and yet, 4 year olds are easier to handle than a lot of the adults on lush...
lol
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Quote by rpickman
Personally I'm avoiding The Boys just because I find Warren Ellis tends to write mainly about what he hates rather than what he loves. Preacher was probably his best work (and the TV adaptation is pretty damn good) but even that gets, ironically, very preachy.
If you like the premise but not the execution I'd probably suggest Umbrella Academy or Doom Patrol (both on Netflix). They're goofier, and obviously written by people who have a certain affection for comics even as they subvert the standard stories...but they also both get into dark themes and the idea of how messed up it is to force people to play "heroes".
Legion is also amazing. It's less about traditional superheroes, but it's some of the best psychedelic storytelling I've ever seen. Aubrey Plaza in particular does an absolutely fantastic job.
umbrella acadamy is on my list. loved the first season of legion- watched about half way through season two and it lost me a bit, so i stopped. like to pick it up again sometime. and yeah, aubrey is amazing.
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two things i'd like to bring to people's attention...m m
1 - the very cool and awesome lyfbuz is officially awesome. be prepared for it to go to his head... (not saying which one).
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst70231_Awesome-Award-81219-LYFBUZ.aspx
2. lot of shit going down in the USofA lately. for those who want to make a difference, i posted some links to help out the families of those murdered in El Paso. the link can be found here...
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3442121_a3Bmj1RIWaAjaNOP#3442121
feel free to spread the word around. Thanks.
TTT (the taser tart).
1 - the very cool and awesome lyfbuz is officially awesome. be prepared for it to go to his head... (not saying which one).
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst70231_Awesome-Award-81219-LYFBUZ.aspx
2. lot of shit going down in the USofA lately. for those who want to make a difference, i posted some links to help out the families of those murdered in El Paso. the link can be found here...
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3442121_a3Bmj1RIWaAjaNOP#3442121
feel free to spread the word around. Thanks.
TTT (the taser tart).
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For anyone wanting to help out...
El Paso's mass shooting on August 3 is being categorized as domestic terrorism. Victims included 13 Americans, eight Mexicans, and one German, according to NPR.
The oldest murder victim was 90-year-old Luis Alfonzo Juarez, and the youngest was Javier Rodriguez, 15. A 2 month-old was among the many injured.
While the gunman was identified and much was reported on his White nationalist motives, stories about the victims' heroism and loss are starting to emerge.
They are the ones who shouldn't be forgotten.
To donate directly to victims and their families GoFundMe has set up a page with verified campaigns.
More information: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/el-paso-shooting
Donations are being accepted by the El Paso Community Foundation for the victims of the shooting.
EPCF will waive administrative and credit card fees for all donations.
To donate: https://epcf.org/victims
El Paso's mass shooting on August 3 is being categorized as domestic terrorism. Victims included 13 Americans, eight Mexicans, and one German, according to NPR.
The oldest murder victim was 90-year-old Luis Alfonzo Juarez, and the youngest was Javier Rodriguez, 15. A 2 month-old was among the many injured.
While the gunman was identified and much was reported on his White nationalist motives, stories about the victims' heroism and loss are starting to emerge.
They are the ones who shouldn't be forgotten.
To donate directly to victims and their families GoFundMe has set up a page with verified campaigns.
More information: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/el-paso-shooting
Donations are being accepted by the El Paso Community Foundation for the victims of the shooting.
EPCF will waive administrative and credit card fees for all donations.
To donate: https://epcf.org/victims
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
Hey Bill, you you don’t mind me pulling down some of these yellowed, nasty old Saturday Night Fever posters off the wall do you? Ew, what the hell is making these things stick together, anyway? I’m gonna post a little something about a competition within the competition.
Simplicity and I both have entries and right now she’s basically whooping my ass (stop smirking, sprite) with 41 comments to my 23.
No, I’m not asking for help. I’m not even giving you lazy bastards a link. I’m just congratulating my wife on a story that is really a sweet take on a fetish theme that can be quite rough. So, if you all want to see my wife’s bush... What? Oh, I mean, her STORY about her bush, you should check out her page.
No, I’m STILL not giving you a link. Sheesh!
Now, I need something stiff.
Hey, stop looking at me like that. I MEANT a drink, you bunch of pervs
Not smirking. ate a sour cherry. *coughs*
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https://www.lushstories.com/lyfbuz
I struggled with this one. When Hannah suggested, probably about 6 months ago or so, that LYF be given this award, I explained to her that he'd Canadian and we really don't want to encourage the Canadians to think they're anything more than subpar.
When Katherine and Jen and god, I forget who else - a boatload of mods said, you know, he did the Pride thing and this thing and that thing and he's pretty awesome and really, you're just being stubborn - what do you have against him?
See, that's not the issue. The issue is that I've always tried very hard to make sure I wasn't playing favorites here and the truth is, Lyf is one of my closest friends. Has been for a while. Started out with me taunting him and calling him MooseBoy and MooseRider and, well, things progressed.
Here's the thing
He's been a member here since Dec 2012. He writes. He's modest about that, but he's taken first in a comp, and gotten a couple of RRs. I think those that call him friend will attest that, despite being an Incorrigible smart ass, he has a huge heart and has been there for a lot of us when we needed someone to lean on.
While he credited Jen,Nicky,and I for the pride avatar contest, the truth is, all we did was say 'sure, do it' when he asked if he could. I think that everyone involved had a lot of fun with that and it certainly brought a real sense of pride and community out on the site.
Honestly, he's just an all around good guy and an asset to the site and I really can't think of any more reasons to tell people, 'no, really? him? you have to be kidding'. In my opinion, he's among the ranks of the most awesome and really, top 5 awesome for me, personally, here on lush.
I could gush about him forever, really, but I'll leave some of that for whoever else would like to say a word or three.
Oh, and I know him well enough to know that he'll be humbled and embarrassed by this and, at the same time, he'll lord it over me and act like an ass for the next couple of weeks. I'm good with that. In the end, I will make him pay.
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Quote by scottob1234
I'd just bring this girl ^^^^^^
i've been the 'body guard' more than once where i was sitting at a nearby table keeping an eye on things. also been the phone check-in girl a number of times. have even helped move people out of abusive situations once or twice. we girls gotta look out for each other. it's an unwritten law.
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Meet in public in a safe place. a cafe for lunch or something like that, and do it in the afternoon. let people know where you will be and when and have a check in call planned, where you call or text to let someone(s) you trust know that you're safe. don't met them at a hotel or some place that you aren't familiar with. do your research. sorry if this sound paranoid, but i call it being careful. personally, i go armed - pepper spray is pretty much a must anytime you're in public, regardless of circumstance. i overdo it and carry a couple of knives, but that's just me. keys make good weapons too, in a pinch.
yeah, i know, i'm fucking up the romance, but seriously, 2 weeks is a short time to trust in someone on the interwebs.
yeah, i know, i'm fucking up the romance, but seriously, 2 weeks is a short time to trust in someone on the interwebs.
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Woven was on of my fav stories that was entered, fyi. i enjoyed your lush bio, but really, it's your tinder bio that caught my eye. the smoking hot part lesbian part. have to admit, the orange county part throws me off a little, having grown up in the Bay Area... still... anyway, anyone staying with me here should read Woven. It's a great freaking story. 
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Quote by Verbal
I'll have a drink with you, Simmie and Milik! A toast to 10 years, M!
The Mets took 2 out of 3 from Washington this weekend. All good games - a great weekend of baseball. Sara, we face your Braves next!
So we saw a play this weekend, a multi-media The Tempest with songs and puppets and a little shadow theater. Ariel was a puppet made of transparent packing tape, duct tape, pvc pipe and a strip of cheap lighting. Prospero was played by a woman. Really cool play.
Also got dragged to Hobbes and Shaw by my eldest. It had me for the first half, but the last hour was one long fight scene. I'm too old for that shit. It's too long and too loud and it makes me grumpy.
Two fingers of what have you, please.
the play sounds cool. Jen said S&H was awesome, so you're not only grumpy (and dude, EVERYthing makes you grumpy, you're just a grumpy guy - GET OFF MY LAWN! lol) you're wrong.
also, baseball is boring. *snores* god, i really need to start treating my friends better, don't i? 
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Quote by Kee
I found 62 of mine on there, sheesh! I used to go searching for similar sites and complain and then be totally ignored. One site in Europe replied and told me to sue them, yeah right. It looks like they almost totally copied the Lush story category list and added a couple.
my entire library is there. *shrugs* at least they're under my name.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Masturbation for me is more an occasional thing when Bunny is not home. Usually she fulfills all my needs and then some. I love watching her make herself cum.
you're starting to sound a little smug, you know. did you run out of fruit to abuse or something, pervert?
btw, no, i do not. i'm a lady, after all.
