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Quote by Liz



Omg, priceless. A can you do me a dany one for a future avi? heart
Quote by LYFBUZ


Does she tell you EVERYTHING?

Lyf awards Jen 1000 pts.


Yep. And i share pix too.biggrin
Quote by Liz


I'm not an expert on cock but I don't think you're supposed to bite them...


You know nothing liz snow.
Quote by Pink_Rose


And time was right ;)


i see the future *plays eerie music*
Quote by NiteHawk086
Kitty-corner comparison in US...


WA State coast:



In terms of sunny and relaxing, have to say FL beaches.
As for rugged, remote, and green, have to say WA rain forest coast.


WA state has me. should be an easy choice biggrin
Quote by LYFBUZ


That seems a bit meanspirited, you do know I always share my cake with Sprite right?


actually, the last time you had cake, you tied me to a chair and made me watch you eat it while going "yum. best cake ever. don't you wish you had even a bite?" the whole time.
Quote by VioletIII
I confess I actually like PBR. It does taste a bit like if beer was seltzer lol and everyone teases me for drinking it.


lol that stuff is the worst. it's like watered down moose piss. almost as bad as pretty much any canandian (that's for scooter) beer. smile Coors, too. yuck. that said, i have been drinking bud light lately, so who am i to talk. smile
Quote by LYFBUZ


You get dressed to pee? That's totally fucked up. Tell me more.


i don't pee in bed, and we have an outhouse!
Quote by LYFBUZ
I've never understood the purpose of putting on clothes to go to bed. As gift wrapping? For sure, then again not all gifts require unwrapping.


if you have to get up to pee and it's cold, it's nice to be pre-dressed. smile
smacking the living daylights out of LB's lovely arse.
Quote by LYFBUZ

you are such a liar. don't even try - no one believes you.

Deducts 500 pts from sprite for attempting to mislead contestants. Think that brings her score down to about -1900 pts. * smug grin *


Quote by Adagio
Only if you meet face to face. One never know if they are talking to a person or eggplant.


eggplants can't type. no fingers. *nods sagely*
Quote by seeker4


Why me? I hardly ever post videos on here, to be honest. And when I do, I just use the default embed code, don't really tinker with the size or anything.

Ginger and lime sounds nice. I think I'll have one, too.


also, you're canandian.
Quote by seeker4


Why me? I hardly ever post videos on here, to be honest. And when I do, I just use the default embed code, don't really tinker with the size or anything.

Ginger and lime sounds nice. I think I'll have one, too.


since you do pretty much nothing around here and make all the women do all the work i figured it was about time someone gave you something to do *snickers and pays for your drink*
Quote by reboot
Sweet as Candy, she is amazing.


Dude. Stop trying. She's already got a man and she's totally head over heels in love with him. You don't stand a chance.
Quote by Saucymh
Yes. An online relationship can become ‘real’ and getting to know someone’s mind first isn’t a bad way to start. However, I think the move from online to face to face meetings is essential if the relationship is to last. I don’t think an online only relationship has longevity. Correct me if I’m wrong.


you're wrong. 99% of the people here have never met me face to face and 100% of the people here are in love with me.

Liz: Dude, put down the bong. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.
Quote by fuzzy1954

Howdy Folks

Hi sweet little Sara

Hard to believe 50 years since Woodstock

So look who will be back and he just released a new album

Oh yes the one and the great Santana






Rough Saturday here A good friend was shot while chasing a motorist he is calm in the ICU after 3+ hours of surgery

Large Ice Tea to go please barkeep as I'm off back to the hospital


not to be nitpicky, Fuzzy, but talk to Seeker or Laura about how to size your vids to the thread. they're freaking huge, and play havoc, especially with mobiles. smile

ginger and lime, please.
Quote by LYFBUZ


I'm a judge.


you are such a liar. don't even try - no one believes you.
Quote by lilwhipp


funny, i wasn't too worried about having a ticket. ;)
Quote by TheGreekGoddess


haha I've read enough of the posts on here to know that you aren't a judge ... but that doesn't mean I can't bribe you too and see where that takes me ?


probably straight to hell, but i promise you a fun ride on the way down. ;)
Quote by Liz


That's a slippery slope, lol. smile


i'll show you a slippery slope, tart. just come into the back room with me... ;) {}{}
Quote by TheGreekGoddess
Hi!
So... uh that's me... wearing my pride...! I mean I'm literally just in rainbow socks and nothing else so an overeager lit student could deduct that we are all born naked and we should be proud of who we are huh? Yea anyhow... I would love to win, especially at a competition calling everyone to celebrate being their most authentic selves.
Also... I've kinda lost count of who the judges are... and I'll do anything to win ;) so... judges, hmu and I can show you just how much I wanna win haha


in that case, i'm a judge! just ask anyone (except one of the actual judges!).
It's a trick question, isn't it? It's philosophical or something...
Quote by GraceW


Worth every penny. Speaking of which, what was the 48 cents for?


i needed a postage stamp.
Quote by LYFBUZ
No one should watch porn, it leads to degenerate behaviour and is very unheal... OMFG! Are those TENTACLES? * shakes with excitement * This is so fucking HOTTTTT!!!


told you so. ANOTHER CONVERT! biggrin
Quote by GraceW


sprite is not a judge? So I spanked her for nothing?


not for nothing! i added it onto your tab. you now owe me $3,000,000.48
Quote by Verbal



Les Misarables is in town this weekend, which I've never seen, but LJ cried so hard BOTH times she saw it she's embarrassed to wail in public again. smile


i'll sum it up for you. everyone has a miserable fucking life and then they fucking die. the end. i went to see the movie in the theatre, cause Doll told me i had to. only time she's ever steered me wrong.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
The Birdcage
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
The Boys in the Band
Chasing Amy
Carol