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Being a teacher is one of the most effective contraceptive methods I have tried.
ROFL.
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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
During my absence from here for the last 4 months, I have met some great people. I wrote a story about one of them and if you are so inclined, you can read it here. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/-sneaky-snake-.aspx
Can I have a black coffee please? Thank you.
So... you're trying to infer that we aren't great people...?
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Quote by Mattew
I understand your point Sprite...the fact it is i still love her!
So quit obsessing on stuff like this and asking total strangers their opinions and talk to her about it and work shit out. Obviously there are still some huge issues between you two.
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Not the first time you've gone on with this vent. Sorry you're wife cheated on you. It happens. My bf beat on me - he was white. I don't assume that every white guy beats on his girlfriend, though. Get over it - it's an obsession and if you're serious about staying with your wife, you need to get over it. If you can't do that, probably best to move on. It's not healthy.
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Quote by Buz
Coffee!!! Hot & black, please. A large pot of it, and also, a tall cold Bloody Mary on the rocks.
Hope y'all are well. I'm hungover.
I'm guessing that snowed in, Spritecus got her electricity back on.
powers on, street is closed down. doubt if anyone's going anywhere soon...
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings weary weekend wild lifers. Just to relieve any strain on your few still functioning brain cells, Big Bertha has been prepared in accordance with Rumplations regulations to include all the bottom settlement sludge being set aside for jim. Water from some nameless backwater swamp has been put to good use along with a heaping helping of dark roast coffee. That means coffee, along with hot water for tea and coco are now available -- no pushing, now. In addition the bar's sordid assortment of bleers, whines, and fine lickers are also available for a most nominal charge.
As a special treat, jalepino poppers and mountain oysters are available to the brave and bold, along with the clueless and addelpated.
Your Spitefullness, no treats for you unless you cease and desist from threatening the customers. One more such outburst and you'll be sent to your throne until further notice. ;)
Your Rumplations inspirational writing prompt for the day: Writers who confuse 'burro' with 'burrow' don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
So whadda ya refugees from the recycle bin wanna drink?
*sits on my throne and sulks* i was just being friendly... hot chocolate please. and no, i don't want no damn marshmallows in it.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Ping and Verbal. I read what you posted about taking time off. I just got back from a 4-month hiatus. Sometimes taking a break is just what the mind needs. I am back but won't be as active as I was. Enjoy any time you decide to take. Your fans and followers will still be here when you come back.
On a different note. Can I get a coffee, please? Thank you.
Just suspended Jim for another 4 weeks. That'll show the bastard.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Ping
Morning All!
I've got the feeling my writing has overstayed its welcome here. Maybe anywhere. Maybe it's time to stop. I've reached my ability limit, and no longer hold the interest of readers. Sigh. Even my last comp story, one that had 54 votes before judging (most from non-friends & non-followers), barely had 1000 views. Sure, humor and love stories usually, but not always, have lower views, but still those views are low. Not to compare stories or writers, but Seeker and Lybuz had many thousands of views with their last, very well written love stories. Both most definitely deserved the views and accolades they received.
we used to get a small handful of stories every day. as the site has grown, the amount of stories we get as grown exponentially. I used to be able to publish a story with the knowledge that about half the membership would read it within the first week, and that it would stay on the front page for about that long as well. Now, it slips away pretty quickly and my numbers dwindle as well. just a thing. sometimes, someone puts up a story that just hits the spot, but it's harder and harder too do and honestly, imo, the most popular stories here aren't always the best and vice-versa. just how it is.
personally i enjoy your unique tales - they're not for everyone, but they're almost always wildly imaginative and filled with personality. i hope that you regain your mojo for writing. that said, i do get it. maybe take a little time off and just rekindle your creative juices? i can't be bothered to write for comps anymore, just not finding the spark that makes me want to do it - it's more like i try because i feel obligated, but that's not how to write, so i don't.
hope that helps a little?
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Quote by Nesrm
An apology... Really... Maybe a Whitman sampler??? Get a clue to life! Nobody tells me to shut the fuck up, collectively or singular, and I just take it! I wouldn't let that go in person so why would I on a smut website? Buz owes me and everyone else that was directed to an apology but he's most certainly not man enough to give one. Then, like a pussy, he tells us to respond in private, not on the board... Like that will save face. As if anyone would follow the instructions of an insulting asshole... Ha! Anyone who does is a fucking cunt! Moreover, if that's what he wanted he should have contacted the people in question privately... But he didn't because he's a "do as I say not as I do" asshole!
While we're on the subjects of apologies why is this an issue now only after I refused to take some clown moderators bullshit? If the moderators did their jobs, your word, "job," this would have been fixed when that cunt 'Douchebag X' hurled the first insult. The use of the word "job" is an interesting one. Why would someone devote their time to a money generating enterprise like a website for free??? You may call it volunteering, I call it being a sucker! A major league sap! Are you a philanthropist? Or do you just volunteer your time on a smut board? I'll bet you have lots of opinions on companies that pay unskilled workers minimum wage but have no issue helping a smut site make money for free... Am I correct? Then again, telling people to shut the fuck is far from being professional and apparently acceptable, so why would anyone pay you for this "job"?
Irregardless, never let it be said I'm a hard-hearted man. Buz can come on up to Connecticut this spring and polish my Kirkham for the first ride of the season and maybe I'll forget his lack of professionalism.
I was going to purchase a gold membership when my free one expired... Not now! I'm taking down my stories, too... If this site wants them they can pay me for them... And I don't care if my account gets deleted or whatever... This site needs people like me, I don't need it and I guarantee you there is not a single person who comes to this site who needs it... This is the web, not face to face real life... It's all a weak impersonation of reality.
So... Fuck Buz and fuck you!
Pleasant chap. I'm certainly going to miss you. not really sure why we need you, quite honestly.
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we got snow in January - in one day it snowed more than it usually does in a year. got some this past week too. yesterday the gates of hell opened up. Seattle is shut down. power outages, airports closed, roads closed - state of emergency called. pray for us. Kate's starting to look at me with a hungry look in her eye. hopefully we won't freeze to death. oh, and batteries running low, so this may be my last communication for a while. something warm please - i'll probably pour it down my pants, so it doesn't matter what...
sprite out.
sprite out.
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Quote by sweet_as_candy
Actually, if someone would like to take my bank card off me and stop me from shopping that would be nice#wastingmoney #shopaholic
Oh! oh! let me do it! please! separate question. how do you feel about someone taking control of your wardrobe? *starts looking at latex in Candy's size*
