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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer


There are hot men on Lush?? Not in MY inbox! [/quote

which box are they using then?
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer
Judging by the cobwebs on my stories and inbox, I'm apparently imperceptible.


You got cobwebs on your in box? What happened to all those hot men you been fucking???
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Her Royal Spriteness
We had a discussion and you've been cleared. Happy writing! Btw, read some of Fford's stories and enjoyed them. smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verena
The simple answer is no thanks, I want some pleasure too and I don't get much if the sex lasts no more than 20 seconds or 10 in Sprite's case


i'm obviously twice as good as you biggrin lol
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by sweet_as_candy


You're just too rough!


i prefer to call it being playful. =^.^=
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by sweet_as_candy
If you want pain try these fuckers



Sexy to wear but Jesus don't pull hard on them


but i enjoy yanking your chain...
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could care less one way or the other. usually, tho, i prefer them to have an idea of what they are doing, the ability to last more than 10 seconds, and i don't want to worry about them suddenly becoming obsessive, so non-virgin is usually the way to go.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by StephTaylor


Haha. She still is!


Sprite.


fixed that for you.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Liz


Romantic AF.


AND under the 23 word limit. i think we already have a winner!
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal


I have a death wish.


fixed that for you.

i'll have a glass of white zin, please.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by browncoffee


There's not enough men in your stories


men are vastly over-rated.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by sweet_as_candy


bit like feng shui stuff.

Can't add a YouTube link for some reason


looked it up. looks way to complicated for me. silly smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by browncoffee
Hope you feel well enough for your surgery soon, Tonya and I hope your knee doesn't keep you up, Sara. Anyone got a story i ought to read?


i got about 150.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by sweet_as_candy
Anyone use the KonMari method when organising and sorting spaces in your home? I just love it


huh? what the fuck is that? smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by cwatt1
I am probably in the minority here, but I am ambivalent toward females who wear high heels and nothing else. It's so unnatural.


=d>
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
This one is in my wheelhouse, and I even have an idea. What I may not have is time to finish it before deadline.

Still, great comp theme.


one of the comp rules is residents of Colorado are banned from entering.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DamonX


Why?



cause no one, not even fish, like to bite into a tasty snack and find out it's a nasty painful hook, get yanked about and then clubbed on the head while suffocating. carrots, from what i can tell, don't really care.
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what motivates me to write - i do it for the fans. lol - seriously, though, i love creating worlds, be it a very small world in the bedroom of two lovers or something beyond that - that includes the characters themselves. also, i love taking the ideas in my head and sharing them with others. i like telling stories. smile

how do you find the time to write? lately, i don't. life is far too busy to do much these days, so sadly, the stories are on the back burner until things change, for the most part.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal


Don't tell Layla you said that either.


gonna tell her YOU said it, tho.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DamonX


You and I live on the west coast... Some people aren't as lucky. Any girl that can make uggs look good gets a big red checkmark in my book.

I'll take uggs over crocs any day though...


Crocs are waaaay worse, agreed. and, for the record, it snows here once a year. brutal, right? smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by LikeToWrite
Come on people, have a heart. You think you have a problem because you can’t access your favourite part of this site. Think of poor Gav. He has been away on a much-deserved vacation, relaxing and enjoying himself without a worry or care in the entire world. Computers were the last thing on his mind.

Now he comes home, rested, relaxed, happy and ready to face Monday morning, and what does he get hit with? Almost his whole system is down in the dump and he’s faced with well over 500 emails telling him this. I’m sure this will make his whole day. If I were him, I think I’d throw up my arms, repack my suitcase and head back to wherever I’d been that morning. You probably wouldn’t see or hear from me for a month.

NOTE to Gav. We love you, Gav! You’re da’ man! Welcome home.


actually, i fixed it. Gav's still on holiday.
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Quote by DamonX
I spent two years in Saskatchewan and I was amazed at the number of hot blonde girls wearing Uggs and miniskirts. And this is like -30- -40 celsius. I guess that was why the entire University was underground.


Uggs is short for UglyShoes (don't tell Doll i said that)
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Ms Sprite, care to define, 'normal' when it relates to, Lush? ;)


Naked people are running wild and waving their willies about and the bar is open at Rumps?smile
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