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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Marie, when it comes to FUBAR's (fucking up beyond any repair) you have many other offenders here at Rumplations -- most especially the cranky old barkeep. Curvy has her usual evening beer heading her way. Buz is already in for another one. You wanna join them?

Anybody else need something refreshing. For instance, Sara is past due for a hot chocolate with oodles of mini-marshmellows. As for Dark Side wanting to try our fine lickers, lemme ask Sprite if her attack trained Rockwilder is available.



even better - my cats are in a playful mood.
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Quote by BluDraygn
It's all my fault, I tried to post Chapter (Dramatic Music!) 13 today.


*narrows eyes* don't let it happen again, or you're gonna be more of a blue lizard, if you get my drift...
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Quote by Soleil_Rouge
I'm so Happy that I'm not the only one experiencing this and it's so FRUSTRATING not being able to access anything.

Is there a time limit when it will be fixed?


Gav is on holiday this weekend, so pretty sure it won't be today. other than that, i have no idea of an actual eta - i could guess, but that's about all it would be. in the mean time, enjoy the bits that do work - stories are still up, as is chat, Black boxes, etc. smile
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Quote by robertl
An email has been sent to Lush admin.

So I wonder exactly how many emails 'Lush Admin' is sent?


i lost count around 500 or so.
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Quote by Dark_Night_Fantasy
So if I spam clicking on my PMs, would that cause a bother? Asking for a friend ^_^


is your friend's medical insurance paid up?
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Quote by Dark_Night_Fantasy


Out of pure interest, how many notifications have you received because of this? haha


about 1 a minute at present - too many to reply to individually.
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Quote by LYFBUZ



I was wondering why I wasn't seeing BB's from you professing your undying love to your fav Canadian.


why, did Doll stop sharing them with you?
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Quote by LYFBUZ
I'm not a Mod but personally I would put email content, letter content or similar in italics. Might depend on context but something should set it apart from the present or set it apart from other dialogue.


this
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Quote by Buz
A health food breakfast: glazed donuts, cinnamon fry, orange juice, and strong black coffee and lots of it.


what the hell is cinnamon fry??????
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as stated, lush is a little wonky right now - normal service will resume as soon as possible - we're aware and it's being worked on. please have patience. thanks. smile

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Quote by Buz
That's it! I am outlawing all holidays for Australia.

-- El Presidente Buz Bono, World Dictator, President for Life, & Head Honcho


*gives you a wedgie*

-- Sprite McKitty, Empress of the Universe, Supreme Leader of Lush, Buz's Owner.
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Quote by seeker4


I assume you mean "broken" as "broke" would suggest a different sort of problem altogether.

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, three bags and steep it for 10 minutes. I need caffeine!!!!! Slept like 4 hours last night. Not sure why, just restless and unhappy.


*glares* don't mess with me, ape boy, or i WILL END YOU! *fluffs pillow for you and puts on soothing music* TMI - i had a session with my Mistress. i was so freaking tried i fell asleep while kinda tied up. slept like a baby tho. she laughed about it in the morning, thank god smile *dumps cold tea in your lap* oops!
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Quote by Buz
This is the first l've ever heard of either one of them. What are they, like C-list stars?



dude... Cardi B! i swear to god, i work with peasants. PEASANTS!

hi Buz!
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fyi - lush is currently broke - we know about it, it'll be fixed as soon as it's fixed. thank you for your (im)patience.

mgmt.
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Quote by nicola


Sorry cobber!

I hope you are having an enjoyable long ... erm, Australia Day Weekend!


i'm not in Australia, so this shouldn't effect me, right?
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Quote by kiera
Giorgia made me sit through Twilight again


always told you that one was evil.
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Quote by kiera
Giorgia made me sit through Twilight again


always told you that one was evil.
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i was going to suggest writing it from the POV of a goldfish in a bowl in her bedroom but realized that i want to write the version, so i'm pulling my suggestion.
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very very rarely. I think Ls said it best - if you're concentrating on cumming, you're not concentrating 100% on your partner.
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Quote by Dark_Night_Fantasy


Isn't Anal a category? I am confused.


*sighs* my humor is wasted here...
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Keeping with the avian bodily functions theme - Goose Piss.
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Quote by Dark_Night_Fantasy
Will always be anal.


yes, but what's your favorite category?
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pretty sure i don't want to read erotic stories about bad sex, thank you very much. lol
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my brain. and quit laughing - yes, i'm talking to you!
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Quote by Buz
Pitching a tent! Like... a circus tent! Boing! Throbbing! Standing at full attention!


picturing your tent full of clowns right now... *giggles* smile
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