Quote by Buz
I'd take 'em both at the same time. Make 'em compete nekkid! But with Meghan currently prego, I'll take Kate. Treat her to some Yankee Doodle Dandy!
you're not posh enough, Georgia.
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Quote by seeker4
Hmmm. Nick Fury's eyepatch...
(actually, he doesn't have it in Captain Marvel per the trailers so maybe we'll see the origin of it in that movie)
I have watched myself cum but I can't say it turns me on as much as seeing another man cum. Not sure why.
take that back! Nick Fury does not ejaculate! *sobs, dreams of a non-ejaculating Nicky Fury crushed*
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How come Zoe Saldana isn't an answer? Lol - honestly, the transporter would be awesome, just think of it...
sprite black boxes Liz: hey, girl, what are you doing?
liz: getting naked with my girl. want to come play with us? *sends co-ordinates*
sprite: be right there! *gets naked, transports into the middle of westminster abby* errr... LIZZZZZZZ (in best KHAAAAANNNNN voice).
sprite black boxes Liz: hey, girl, what are you doing?
liz: getting naked with my girl. want to come play with us? *sends co-ordinates*
sprite: be right there! *gets naked, transports into the middle of westminster abby* errr... LIZZZZZZZ (in best KHAAAAANNNNN voice).
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Quote by seeker4
Sounds a bit hoidy-toidy for a bar run by a cranky old Southerner, doesn't it?Still, does have a nice ring to it.
Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Snowy day here today. Supposed to last the whole day and get a bit blustery, too.
i try to spruce the place up and give it some class and this is what i get? btw, you haven't paid your tab for about a year now.
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Quote by WannabeWordsmith
Do what I do on sites that insist on asking for information you don't want to give: lie
You ought to see my Facebook account. I was born in 1900 and live in Azerbaijan. Some of the "targeted ads" I routinely ignore are hilarious: health supplements for seniors; have you set up a will yet; it's never too late to prepare for your funeral; why aren't you dead yet; etc. Much fun.
Stats exist to be messed up
dude. this is the internet. you're not supposed to lie! OMG! MY ENTIRE WORLD HAS BEEN SHATTERED! *waves from Norway*
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Quote by Sweet_Reese
Sorry, I have not stuck my nose in here for a bit, but I am traveling in Europe currently. I did want to offer an idea for Rump's room on the mobile site, if he is still taking ideas. I was surprised that this room wasn't called this when I found it.....
Rump Roost, where we all get to "beef" about something among friends
Now, back to looking for Rachel and her delicious butt to be kissed.....
i am thinking of making this a treasure hunt. i'll post daily clues and riddles to the location of my butt and ya'll have to figure them out.
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i think i mentioned once or twice to knock off the personal attacks in here? i am assuming that anyone who continues with this tirade is in desperate need of a vacation. kind of embarrassing that grown men can't manage to keep their shit off of public forums and continue to act like children.
lol
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Quote by Verbal
Really? Do the forums and story responses connect from mobile to desktop? Cuz that seemd like a deal breaker to me. I also had issues getting past the "looking for" screen, where it asked what kind of partner I was interestd in meeting. But I spent very little time with it, because I never use Lush on my phone anyway. I willl give it another shot.
Bill, I like Rump's Mobile Honky-Tonk & (S)lush Pile.
Not much to report here. Not writing at all. Hopefully that will change. Everything is pretty set up for the Serious Moonlight launch.
Disappointed by yet anoother big budget CGI-fest movie: Solo, A Star Wars Story. I thought Hans had zero charisma, and the plot was paint-by-numbers and written and directed by committee. I did like Donald Glover in it, a lot. Wooody Harrelson was reliably good too. I gotta find a good movie to watch - it has been a long series of bad to mediocre ones.
Okay, köffee me please.
just a few words about the new Mob site. it's basically in beta and it's being fine tuned, sometime broadly tuned, as people figure out what's important, which means it's very important for people to go post in the thread and let Lush knows what is important to YOU.
all that said, please don't ask me questions, seeing as i'm pretty much sitting this project out - just don't have the time, for one, and, like CG, i'm not good with tech as a rule.
Solo was fun and entertaining and i pretty much forgot anything about it the second the lights went up. lol as you said, Dan Glover was the best part of the movie.
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Quote by Sweet_Reese
Whose butt would I need to kiss to get a Recommended Read designation for my story....I want more people to read it and I dont have a large enough following to get the kind of readership that many of you have.
here's how RRs work. one of the mod reads something that they think is a little extra special and they want to sort of tag it so other people don't miss it. all the mods tastes run differently and it has nothing to do with followings. personally, i'm stingy with them and i usually hand them out to lesser known writers who might not have a big following as opposed to people like Verbal or Hannah, etc, who are already on the radar. also. also, no butt kissing, please. as a rule, mods don't like being asked about it. just keep writing top quality stories and at some point, if they really shine, you'll probably get one.
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Quote by Sweet_Reese
Well, you know how to remedy that.....I am smarter than to try and send a friend request to a moderator and top 10 story writer......I know my place, but if you send, i will certainly accept
*Snorts* Hannah is a friend whore. she'll accept anyone. *giggles, runs, and hides*
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Quote by vanessa26
I personally love poetry at least most types
There's this place near me that does cowboy poetry and I'm not certain about that though
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Rach, want to hit the bong later? Lol
a lot of words rhyme with horse, ya know. lol - with you? anytime, girl
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Quote by nicola
https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/winter-adventure.aspx
I drank too much last night. I blame Rach for encouraging me.
"How's the head?"
"Never had any complaints."
sure, blame me.
more like; want to help me test the new cam chat rach? oh, this is nice, have a drink or two with me rach. hey, could yiou talk dirty to me, please, rach? why don't you take off your top, rach? yeah, bottoms too. ooo. have another drink with me, rach.i swear, the things i do just to keep you from harassing the other Lushies...
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Quote by trinket
I knew that was coming. You know I’ve always stuck up for the mods regarding the volunteer thing. Just because I don’t like any of you doesn’t change that. *runs very fast and hides*???
Anyhoo,
Sprite has LOTS of spare time. She does nuthin’ all day ‘cept play with that pussy of hers. Keeps her VERY busy apparently. Yep. Now you know.
Errybody I’ll see you again after my very long vacation. ?
fixed that for ya, twinket.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I'm back, did anyone notice I was gone?
Had a wonderful vacation in Jamaica, perfect weather every day. I went snorkeling, kayaking, and sailing every day. I even managed to avoid getting a sunburn.
Coming home in a snowstorm was a sad back to reality moment.
I hope you all are doing well.
Cheers Everyone!
who are you again?
sounds like a lovely time up until you had to come home. glad you enjoyed yourself, Gill.
