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Quote by penman5248



Goodness, Sprite! From the cutting nature of your comments at the bar I figured you to be the spanker rather than the spankee How sadly I've misunderstood you

Still, I suppose being secured wrist and ankle to a table would act as some form of constitutional restraint on the awesome power you wield around here!

Ah well. Time for a cuppa cha and a newspaper read Wait! Those don't exist anymore!



because of what i do here (and the same applies, to a degree in 'real life') i kind of have to be a bit dominating/aggressive/bad ass. when i'm not 'on the clock' however, i identify as submissive, am heavily into bdsm and have a RL Mistress that i answer to. TMI? llol
Quote by julie_slink


Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse – Seriously, this might be the best Spider-Man film ever made. The animation, music, story, and visuals are all incredible.



best movie of 2019. seriously deserves an Oscar. and the good news is a sequel is planned. smile
Quote by GraceW


How do you like your spankings?


Bent over a table, ankles cuffed to the table legs, wrists cuffed to the opposite side. Use a crop.
Quote by avrgblkgrl


I will be keeping this in mind.


*swoons*
how come being a good listener wasn't one of the options? inquiring minds want to know!
Quote by Magical_felix
Depends on the girl. Scarlet Johansson could fart on my hand and I'd probably get turned on.


dry fart or wet fart?
Do you ever dress your penis up? like in a costume or anything?
Quote by StephTaylor


Aww, you would be an exception to the rule.


*high fives self*
Quote by Jen
15th is the working target at the moment for comp announcement.



Of April.
Quote by browncoffee


Can someone give me a new forum rank?? Please? Suggestions welcome!


Sprite's Bitch.
Quote by sweet_as_candy
Nah... I'd not even consider it.


*sighs and cancels trip to England*
Quote by StephTaylor
if she was female and as a friend only!


DAMMIT! *mutters and wanders off kicking dirt*
Quote by Beffer
I met someone from MySpace years ago and we wound up having sex for 7 years, so it's not inconceivable, but highly unlikely. She lived nearby and she was beautiful, and we hit it off right away. That doesn't happen very often.


sorry i don't live nearby. smile
Quote by TonyaL
Hey all. I'm about as beat up as they come. After three different hospitals, two ED's, going on our third night stay, a cardiac catheterization, a minor heart attack and now two stents I think we finally have our answers. I guess I couldn't have a better time to be wearing a holter monitor to check on my own ticket. I am having knee surgery at the end of the month but need cardiac clearance to do so. The only thing with this is yes it's been stress but my activity is limited as I've not been home for more than 20 minutes since the last ER visit on Sunday night. Does any other wives stay beside their husband night and day when they go to the hospital? A certain close lushie has told me it's too much and I need to get some rest as he worries about me. Anyway, thank you all for your warm thoughts and well wishes. On a positive note I am going to New York tomorrow evening to my first show ever. It's a gift from my bestie for my littley so we are seeing Frozen the musical on Broadway. I'm excited for this but hoping not to be too exhausted.


*hugs* answers are awesome, means you get to go forward, even when they're scary answers. hope everything, for both of you, turns out well. heart my wife did that when i was in the hospital. she actually slept in the room for several days. it was nice, but yeah, when i was feeling better i told her to go home for a bit.

i have the frozen musical soundtrack - the old songs sound really good and the new songs are really wonderful - i'm kind of (ok, a lot) jealous! hope you have a great time and stay awake! smile
Quote by DamonX


You should stick to terrible trash talk instead. Unless you would like to see middle aged women roll with you and your rogain stricken head...


Please refrain from personal insults, especially if they have nothing to to with the topic being discussed. this isn't the think tank. thanks.
Quote by avrgblkgrl


Well if you are handing out spankings...


taking them, too, in case you're interested. ;)
Quote by apptobebad
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you're not to old to spank, ya know.
Quote by RejectReality
I've been getting it intermittently for the last several hours. Sometimes I can come back a few minutes later, sometimes a couple attempts trying to load different pages is all it takes, and then it's fine for a while.

No real pattern.



sorry. Gav asked me to reset the servers, and i thought he meant to give the waitress a rimjob...
Quote by Buz
This week... cowboy boots and a top hat.


what, no bolo tie???
Quote by Unblemished
Hello everyone! I've browsed this site for a while as a lurker, and decided it was time to take the plunge and join up. I'm an amateur writer, albeit one who hasn't written much in the way of erotica before. A big reason for joining has been so I can change that, both in the name of exploring my own interests and to try and improve my writing.

I've published a few things already, and there'll be more to come as I try to figure out what works. So far I'm happiest with No Ordinary Maid, which a few people seemed to like. I'd post links in a shameless display of self-promotion (though that might be best taken to the dedicated forum) but have realised I need twenty posts do so, so I guess I'd better get socialising ;)

Good to meet you all; might catch you around in the forums or the comment sections!


or ask one of the nice mods to do it for you smile

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/-no-ordinary-maid-.aspx
Quote by Verbal


Hey, don't look at me, little Miss feline acoustical sensory units. I didn't sit on you. Yet. Chill. I am just sitting here in the corner sipping on a canni-beer.

I am not writing at all and it is making me irritable. This Serious Moonlight thing is taking too much time! And the learning curve gets steeper and steeper.

Evidence of Layla and my secret lameness: I just bought tickets for us to go see "Friends: the Musical Parody" later this month. We know every frikkin line of that show, and quote it frequently ("I need to buy a vowel, because O my God!"). It's embarrassing. Seriously. If you were with us, you'd make us stop.

Another canni-beer please. Enjoy your weekend everyone.


gonna make you stop even if i'm not there with you. Friends is the gateway to hell.
Quote by sweet_as_candy
Thought that read your penis weighed 85kg...


Quote by Verbal


Much like my reaction to Avengers: IW, I liked but didn't love this. I thought it was kind of soulless, and I was seriously tired of all the CGI by the end. I thought the book was fun and original and energetic, and while the movie had its high points (the Iron Giant!) I thought it left much of what made the book worthwhile out of the story.

Maybe I'm just old and cranky.


actually, i agree. it was fun, and entertaining and kind of forgetable.

GO SEE THE SPIDER-VERSE MOVIE! IT IS AWESOME!
Quote by seeker4
Hold it, Hannah went after your girlfriend after marrying some dude? So did he know and she was trying to set up a three-way? Or was she cheating right out of the gate? Inquiring minds want to know.c9qr6gzfSv6sXIXj


not sure of the order in which this all happened in. either way, i'm taking it personally so if H just ups and disappears one day, you'll know why. also, i might need an alibi.