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Quote by seeker4
Ape back. How's things? Was trying for a "Lush break" but, as usual, found I couldn't stay away. Tea, Earl Grey, hot, please.


things are terrible. place went to hell without you. Hannah got married to some dude and then she tried to steal my gf away and THEN she sat on me. pretty sure everyone else is doing shit behind my back that'll piss me off too. yes, i'm looking at you, Furball.
freaking hell we have some good writers on the site. just spent the last 3 days reading ALL of the comp entries, and damn - lot of good stuff came in (a lot of it at the last minute lol). that all said, i think i earned a couple of free drinks... and umm... not sure why everyone decided it's a good idea to sit on me?
don't start every sentence with the name of your character followed by a verb. it starts getting obnoxiously repetitive.

ie.

George sat at the piano and drink coffee while thinking of Fred. lots of other words.

George had once gotten a tattoo of Fred on his ass. lots of other words.

George decided to call Fred and ask him out. lots of other words.


etc.

now, picture a story with 40 paragraphs in it that all start just like that and you'll see what i mean...
Quote by Nesrm


I spend 3 nights a week at a dojo watching class. I have to say I'm much more impressed with the girls and ladies aggressiveness than I am the boys and men. A sign of the times perhaps?


we have a lot more to prove, as a rule. first few times i asked to spar at the gym i belong to i wasn't taken very seriously. now that i've proven myself, the guys have respect and usually come at me with everything they got - i prefer getting knocked down to someone pulling their punches cause i'm a girl.
Quote by curvygalore


We ❤ you Sprite! Please find just a bit of time to write. Even if you are snowed under by everything else.


you are always so sweet.
Quote by Verbal


Selfishly, I'd rather have you write than mod. If I had to choose reading you or being read by you, I'd have to choose reading you (of course, I'm not writing much new these days anyway).


aww thanks - issue is, i like to write from start to finish in one or two settings - doing the 300 words a day thing doesn't work well for me, and it's rare i have that kind of time these days even without modding - it's why you're seeing a lot of flash pieces these days, which i actually enjoy doing cause it's a bit of a different kind of challenge. goal is to set myself a time limit, sit down and write from start to finish with little or no editing except for typos. smile
Quote by RumpleForeskin


Something tells me it's gonna take Nic & Co. some extra time to sort through all those extra long entries. Just for the record, it takes me over 45 minutes on average to read a 9K plus saga. That's based on the typical person or machine reading out loud doing so at around 200 words a minute. Of course, the judges will be plowing through the entries reading them visually which is faster. Still, no doubt it will be a time-consuming chore.




for anyone curious, this is one of the reasons i don't find time to write a lot for the site these days. lol smile
btw, since this is the lgbt forum, it's kinda weird that the guys are posting in here. lol. just sayin'.
Quote by MollyDoll


Can I have handprints too? I'm stuck in bed with pneumonia and I've been modding like a good little mod. smiling sweetly coughing a little batting my eyelashes


gonna leave some teeth prints in yours too, cause your ass is so delicious. hope you're feeling better soon, Molly, so i won't have to go so easy on you. ;)
Quote by StephTaylor



That's what I would do. I like your attitude!


please don't encourage her.
Quote by Lauradj


'Sprite loves me' is gonna be written all over my profile page now.


it'll go well with the red hand prints all over your cute little bottom.
Quote by Verbal
I will be an honorary mod for a few days and verify some tales, if it will help. (Seriously.)

You'll see no stories from me til after the new year. I gave up trying to write during all the holiday brew-ha-ha. Ha ha.


appreciate the offer, but the team went on overdrive today and knocked the que down from 70+ to about 12. yes, lush story mods are the awesomest.

Quote by Lauradj


I'll just personally PM you, my 20 stories I have in my docs just waiting to be uploaded.


i love you too, LJ..
Quote by Gil_Renard
Why not extend the deadline a few days? This time of the year is hectic enough.


no. for exactly the reasons stated by Seeker. smile
Quote by seeker4


Thanks for the recommendation, Rachel. I don't normally read stories at the high end of the length range (or S&M stories for matter) but this one was worth it.

A hot tea with a wedge of lime, please.


Blame Lil' Ping.
Quote by PhilU


Yep, the pay is shite but there are some perks to the job...

*Sits down gingerly and contemplates doing some actual modding...*


also, my boots need a good polishing.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Good evening, night, afternoon depending on your time zone.

It has come to my attention that there's an outside, longshot-type chance that I might owe Sprite something sorta like a most insincere, "Sorry about that."

Best I can tell, there are about ten contest entries on the main page. With all the routine subs, today' tidal wave of new stories pushed several early ones onto page two. Wow.

Last time I checked, Xmas Xcess, my entry (hint: the link's on my sig line) has seven comment. Graces fun 'flasher' has already rolled up ten , while Vanessa story has close to thirty. If your entry could use a few more votes/comments, let the rest of us know. No reason to act prideful around this crew . ;)

With Hera, Ping and Gill all suffering from various degrees of puniness, a big bottle of Nyquil will be out on the bar all night. Help yourself. Meanwhile, anybody need a 'real' drink?





not to mention the 6 on page 2... rather have a drink than an apology, tho. on the house.
Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz



Well...The thread title says exact words "You Were Born There, Lived There, Moved There. What's Your Hometown and Why?"
So I thought this was asking about where ya live, und how ya came to be there..."why?".
My comment ist simply who I am, which ist important to what it's like there und that we have made of it,
und why our family lives there, how we came to be there.
I was gonna post a video of our farm too, but decided not...smiles

Thanks for saying ya thought it was interesting at least since ya seemingly went out of your way to quote.

I have much doubt that I could ever be so popular to know what the majority of 370,594 other Lush members think und care about, or to ever be considered worthy to speak for them...smiles


gotta agree with Laura, tho i'm going to up her count from 6 paragraphs to 8. smiles.
Quote by GraceW


I didn't wait, honest. I only got the idea at ten AM MST. Today, Saturday. Until then I wasn't going to do one. Honest.

Another coffee, please. And somewhere to put my fingernail trimmings while I chew them while I wait and fret.


you're one of the reasons i am in therapy, you know.

verified. you need 10 votes in the next 12 hours. work it, girl. smile
Home is Seattle, WA. I grew up in Oakland, CA, but my wife grew up here and now and when she was offered a job opportunity too good to pass up, it was an easy choice. it's home for me, now, as well and we're not looking to move anytime in the near or even distant future (unless the country goes completely to hell and then we've moving in with Dancing Doll). smile
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite said politely: ...people waiting until today to put in comp entries are driving me insane

Me, I sulked, knowing that I am a very bad person who should apologize and maybe send gifts: That's gonna be one short trip. Sorry about that cold. Want something hot to drink? how about a foot rub?

Go get 'em, Grace. One coffee with moo juice coming up.

Anybody else need to rant and/or rave before ordering a drink?



fixed that for ya, Rumpy.
Quote by sprite
for the record, people waiting until today to put in comp entries are driving me insane. if you're sitting there thinking i'm referring to YOU than i probably am. lol smile


ps. i have a cold. i haven't been sleeping well and i just picked up a story in the que with THREE misspellings in the very first sentence. in other words, i'm cranky.
ps - if i have to send a story back for editing, that doubles the time it takes to verify. it's pretty simple. read through your story carefully before submitting. if there are THREE misspellings in the very first sentence, it's NOT ready for publishing.

thanks,
a very tired sprite with a nasty cold.
for the record, people waiting until today to put in comp entries are driving me insane. if you're sitting there thinking i'm referring to YOU than i probably am. lol smile