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Quote by GraceW


I have an idea. Today is your 18th birthday. Think you can handle that? I'm betting that was a nice day. Have it again.

Later I will cuddle you and stroke your hair and whisper sweet nothings until you fall asleep, then I'll tuck you in and let myself out.


18th kinda sucked too. lol gonna go for #17 instead. smile thanks for the lovely cuddes, btw. hope i didn't talk in my sleep or drool too much... love you. smile
lol - how many of these are there? thanks, guys. love you all.heartheartheart
i am kinda speechless from all the love. thank you Lulu for starting this, and each and everyone of you for the beautiful wishes. it was a rough day, but the love i got made it kind of magical. i love you all.
doing better. yesterday turned out ok, with some rough patches, and actually ended up on a magical note. a lot of people here reached out, either here, or in PMs and BBs - didn't really feel like socializing yesterday, but i did catch everything and i want you to know that all the love made a huge difference, so thank you - i'm going to try to reach out to everyone one i feel up to it, but yeah, it meant a lot to it - you guys are all superstars. love all of you. i am humbled.
Quote by TonyaL


That would be quite interesting. How do I go about getting it changed?
Also a great big Happy Birthday to you pretty lady.

I'm a bit chilly think I'll have some of Bertha's coffee please, Bill. Thank you. Going to work on my comp story today while my littley is gone.


just use the contact Lush button and put in a request and voilia. like magic. smile
today's my birthday...

birthdays are hard for me. my 21st bday i was and beaten by my boyfriend at the time. every year i think, this one, i'm going to be ok. i'm past that. it's just a distant memory. and every year i wake up and it hits me like a freight train. this year is no different. woke up, wandered out to the living room and now... just can't stop the flood of tears. it hurts deep inside. i take solace that the rest of the year, it really is a fuzzy memory that i rarely think about, but today of all day... *shrugs* have to pull it together before i ruin anyone else's day...
Quote by LYFBUZ
Hi all, did you miss me? Anyone? Pfft! At least Hannah noticed i was gone.

I had great plans to work on my Comp entry during evenings in my hotel room but I got distracted.


Tequila shots please, no salt.


sounds like the orgy went into overtime. smile
Quote by clum


I don't even think you're slightly joking.


i'm not, actually.
Quote by clum
When some completely benign conversation segues seamlessly into carnal fucking.


sounds like my saturday afternoons. smile
Quote by sweet_as_candy
The part featuring Sprite... Oh wait was that just my own private one?


Quote by penman5248




Best way is to watch a game -- there's quite a bit of curling on TV now -- with a friend who knows the rules. They can explain things as the game goes along.

Otherwise it's like trying to explain cricket to someone just with words. A hopeless task!




My wife and i just joined a curling league. it starts in October. It's going to be awesome. i am a huge fan - once you understand it, it's a complex and exciting sport.
Quote by PrincessC


A panty casualty? I’m confused


Panty Casualty is the name of my band.
Quote by browncoffee


chillax! I'm a delight!


She is! (even i am scared of her. for the love of god, man, run while you have the chance!).
Quote by GraceW


Do three pages count?

Love the dress. I'd ask to borrow it, but I doubt the seams would handle the stress.

Verbal, thanks for the beer offer but I've already had a Guinness this month. That's one more than usual.

Barkeep, pot of tea if you'd be so kind.


i actually read it about 3 pages at a time over the course of 5 or so years. sometimes i'd start drifting off around page 2...

i should mention i've been going through a disney phase for the past 33 years... at one point in time i'd put on the Tangled soundtrack and dance and sing along around the house while doing housework. proud to say that i haven't done that since sunday, though!

going to take a que from Grace and cut back on my drinking. today i plan on only drinking one bottle of cuervo gold. baby steps!

in all seriousness (ha), i'll have a Hannah. heart
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite, she wrote:
you ever read Ulysses? Finnegan's Wake is for amateurs.

Me, I wrote: If you're talking about all that damn seemingly unending prologue to 'Molly's Soliloquey'... probably. ;)





Molly's bit is gorgeous. everything leading up to it is unbearable. smile
Quote by TonyaL
Good morning Miss Curvy. I'd love some hot tea after being awake all night. It's going to be a rough day. Tonight I get to see my boy in his element as Rabies. It's kind of his dress rehearsal before opening night tomorrow. He's excited and has some new tricks up his sleeve. I hope everyone is ready for a great Friday and wonderful weekend.

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you should change your forum rank to Snake Handler, Tonya. smile
Quote by Verbal


I am firmly of the belief that Finnegan's Wake is unreadable, and anyone who says they've read it is lying. I tried. I even tried reading it while stoned. Which helps, but not enough.

Nice to see some of the comp participants continuing to hang out at the bar. Let me buy you a beer, Pen Man. Grace too, if she likes.


you ever read Ullysses? Finnegan's Wake is for amateurs.
Quote by Magical_felix


She’s not wearing any. It was a trick question.


Dammit! i fall for those every fucking time!
Quote by PrincessC


How do you know he doesn’t?


good point. i really shouldn't assume things like that. i'll have to ask, cause honesty, now i'm kind of curious too...
Quote by PrincessC


He stalks me sometimes casually.


if it's just casually, he wouldn't really know for sure. you gotta get hard core about this stuff. i mean, if it was me, i'd know what color panties you were wearing right now. you gotta be dedicated. smile
Quote by Magical_felix


You're not a rental car agent.


you know that for a fact?
Quote by Magical_felix
Can you imagine you go to a diner and the waitress has a big ass dildo in her pussy while you order a fucking egg white omelette... dude


doubtful you would know.

and yes, i've done it on occasion when i was waiting tables. (not a big ass dlido, for the record).
Quote by etairay

The Meg


how was it? i was hoping it would be so bad that it's actually good. smile
Quote by sweet_as_candy


When in Rome...


actually, it takes place in Scotland. Rome is in Italy.
Quote by browncoffee


Interesting. What kind of pen did you use to write? It must be very tricky to write on toilet paper, it can get torn so easily. And the ink must run quite easily too. I really admire your dedication to the art. You're an inspiration to us all.


i used a paintbrush and water color paint. after all, i am an artist.
Quote by GraceW


Sara, if you need more help than just Larry can give you may sit on my face while you and he drink tea. I know you are straight but I won't bite and I can be very therapeutic.



suddenly feeling a case of the sniffles coming on... biggrin