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Not wearing blk thong.

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I have nothing to offer you but my open friendship. Since finding this thread last night, I have rattled my brain for something to post. Nothing felt right, everything felt fake and short. I do know, I am here. You are not alone, you will never be alone. I want to reach out, hug you so tight and never let you go, whether you want it or not. Fight me at every turn, I'm not going anywhere. Please, if ever you want or need a friend, even a hug, I am but a post or an email away. Even if it's to sit in silence and listen to our thoughts rambling away (not sure if that's safe to say) over a nice cup of tea. I don't think I'm scary. I better shh ..it's not about me.

Take care, stay safe and keep pushing forward. Have a beautiful blessed day.

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My friend asked me to come read this thread. This thread is so important it gets people talking about depression. When you see someone is going threw a difficult time, please don't wait,talk to them, listen to them.There is help and you can be helped.Many people who are depressed think it's because they are weak and it's their fault but it isn't, it's an illness. I have had demons all my life, i have suffered alone all this time, but I finally opened up to my doctor and will get the help I need. A close family member is convinced that some one wants to kill him, that people are following him.We got him to a doctor, with the help of policemen.He was at the hospital for 3 days and they gave him medication and he now has a doctor. He's 6 feet 3 inches, a macho guy, tough as nails, it means nothing when you fall into depression.We just need to talk about depression.

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But the letters are tiny!

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I was discussing a poem with a friend here and one of their suggestions led me to a realization. I exaggerated this “tip” for humor, but the underlying principle (keep it simple) actually helped me. I thought I’d share this and see if there are any other fans of this type of dry humor or those “terrible advice” memes.

I didn't see any, but are there any humorous writing threads around here? Threads that poke fun at cliché, bad advice, beginner writing mistakes, and the like? If not, I thought it could be fun to start a “Terrible (?) Writing Tips” thread, but I was hesitant because I have no idea how it would be received. To me, it's even funnier if the tips contain some amount of actually good advice and aren't 100% ridiculous. The often mentioned rules about "show, don't tell" and "don't use excessive adverbs" could make for some really funny advice quotes.



It might be a bit niche, but hopefully someone will get a kick out of this. I had a blast making it, anyway, and I couldn't stop audibly laughing at the blurry Comic Sans. Hoping to find some people in the community who share a similar sense of humor as me (which can be difficult to communicate online).

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Not a fan or just single at the moment?

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List of spiders common in my area (shh, don't tell Layla):

*censored* .

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Ahem. I am not remotely 'cynful', allegedly...

Did someone mention a refill?

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It appears Rachel is having a great time. Keep on keepin' on. Have you ever considered writing an actual musical play. Do the book, the songs, the lyrics, everything. What a totally great project.

Writing a play can be so much fun. We have plays on the blue site. Mine was pretty popular compared to other writing genres. I'll have a virgin Hannah to cogitate upon the idea of writing more plays and musicals.

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As noted by the 'Bonnet Flaunter' before diving into a tall tankard of beer --

Sprite did most definitely write:
spiders come out and night and try to eat you...

Me, your cranky old barkeep replies: Eat, eat, eat, doesn't anyone around here want to fuck anymore? ;)

Curvy, ya ready for a refill?

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They have a nasty habit of doing that...

Beer please, Rumps!

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When it gets dark is when it gets fun! Build a fire, look for constellations, make up your own, try to find satellites and shooting stars, tell scary stories, yadayadayada.

Glad you are writing. I am not, I just don't have the time. I am having fun though.

Burrbin please.

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If a guy I was with commented on his vagina preference I’d have to roast the shit out of him. People out there with a preference: you’re just lucky you got a look. Enjoy and stfu

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Who has done the deed in which stadium?

I'll start: old Bush, new Bush, and the K

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I'd never use it, but for women who would, it might be a nice option to have. Dunno how you could ever be sure you weren't letting guys in though.

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Sprite, please.

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Oddly, I am a Canadian who married a Chinese. Can I claim to be Chinese and avoid the ban that way?

(By the way, if it makes a difference, pot becomes legal here on October 17)