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Quote by Gillianleeeza
What did Lyfbuz do now?

I am a member of the "I Married a Canadian too" club.


see? they're trying to infiltrate us! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! *hunkers down in the underground bunker*
Quote by NymphWriter
What about those of us married to a Canadian?


we're exporting you. and charging a tariff.
Canadians are no longer welcome here. have a nice day, eh.

i just had fun writing and reading. awesome contest and congrats Candy! smile
always wondered why they want you to make an appointment - shouldn't they just know that you're going to show up at a certain time and be ready for you?
Mothra and Zilla were fighting
while verbal was frantically writing
about hot monster sex
and skyscrapper wrecks
and scenes about scratching and biting
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It's a long weekend in most of Canada (the "Civic Holiday", though the exact name varies even within Ontario) so a win would be even sweeter for us Canucks.


Contest postponed until Tuesday.
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Why haven’t I been apprised of this information until just now? Now my stories are missing a level of accuracy.


lol - didn't have it done back then, so no worries. i was older. smile
Quote by seeker4
Piercings make me cringe. My mind sees them and starts contemplating how they were done. I have a thing about needles, blood, etc. Tats are similarly off the agenda for me, but they don't make me cringe. In fact, i appreciate a good piece of tattoo art. I just wouldn't get one myself.


never had a needle issue. in fact, they're kind of a turn on... honestly, the piercings were a turn on for me.
Quote by Lauradj
If we are talking about piercings, I got my right nipple done a few years back.

Buz, I don't drink beer, but I'll take a Jack and coke, paid for by you of course.


oo - cool. i had my hood done ages ago. just the right one? that's kind of neat. just curious, why only one?
i have no problems with cross dressers - lovely people in my experience. that said, it's not a turn on for me. if the hypothetical he wanted to, i'd indulge him, but yeah, wouldn't to anything for me, honestly.
Quote by Verbal
I've had TWO girlfriends who read Tarot, and had some real training in it. While they were both empathetic enough to intuit my life and feelings accurately during readings, I didn't get the sense the cards themselves revealed annything about me. Very cool cards, though, and I do like the archetypes they depict.



i have alice in wonderland tarot cards, tho only cause i like them - i don't do readings smile
i like to keep an open mind. btw, as a disclaimer, i believe in fairies. smile

i've had tarot cards done for me, not by 'professionals' but by people who did them a lot and they seemed to be fairly uncanny at reading what was going on in my life.

also, i've seen a ghost before, or i think it was, and no, i wasn't high at the time. my wife has too, on a separate occasion, and she's pretty level headed, so i am pretty open to the idea that there is life after death and spirits and all that. as for mediums, never done anything like that. think it would be interesting, but i think that there's probably a lot of fakes who do it that you'd have to wade through in order to find someone who is actually skilled at it?

ouija boards scare me, btw - couldn't pay me enough to do them
Quote by MadMartigan


Frozen makes me wanna slit my wrists and has what is, in my opinion, one of the single worst songs Disney has ever put out and one of the most annoying songs in existence.

The problem with Last Jedi is that in order to “bring up/empower” female characters like Admiral Holdo, they had to tear down Poe. And to make Rose relevant, they had to tear down Finns character growth in FA.

I think Kennedy, personally, is out of her depth.

Anyway. To add. Like himself was a bit of a Gary Stue in the first movie.

Also. Liam Neeson and Ewan most certainly did not phone it in during the prequels.
Portman didn’t seem like she gave a shit though.


yet another guy who hates women. typical. (and all of the songs in frozen are amazing, you hater. it's one of the top 10 movies ever made - no spiderman panties for you!)
so many stories to write, so little time... silly don't even want to tell people i'm working on anything these days because i do and then... nothing for ages and ages. only reason i'm submitting anything is flash is easy and quick and the story is already written, just have to sort of put it on paper

not read a single comp piece unless i was the one who modded it - sorry. also, i've had to drop out as a judge starting with the last comp cause i just can't find the time to do it properly. at least the busy has been good busy. oh, and for anyone curious, i got my tongue pierced... errr... getting rave reviews about it... *slinks down the basement and hides in the cupboard*
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It just takes a little practice




ooo - see? you got the whole plastic wrap thing down perfectly heart
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jar Jar... are you kidding me? And yes, the last Jedi does fuck up the source material...


Please stop trying to play me as some kind of misogynist . it doesn't work.



so, using your own tricks against you is unfair? *makes notes* gotcha. so you're cool with women and long as they don't have a feminist agenda then? btw, i do, so have at me. I totally want to be treated equally. i know, i ask for so much!

serious question, since i'm so very not a fan"boy" of SW - how does it fuck up the source material?

ps - Jar Jar pretty much discredited everything Lucas has ever done, imo.
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Everything I've posted has been sexist.....


well, now you tell me. damn.
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sexist.....


lol - dude. what you been smoking tonight? smile
honestly, i prefer tupperware - more convenient and less wasteful.
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I don't have a problem with female characters. I don't like when people disrespect the source material. You'e a creative person... how would you like it it someone else came and changed your vision in order to sell more Happy Meals to Kids? I think that Rotten Tomatoes has it around 50%.... fans don't like it. I thought it was Ok. I gave it a 6.

I also liked the ewoks... It has nothing to do with female characters. but they need to be executed properly.....

By all means though continue to climb up on that cross and play the martyr....


if someone changed my vision, as in, i wrote a book and someone edited into something different, i wouldn't be happy. thing is, you don't own starwars - everyone has their own vision and you have every right not to like the vision that is presented. doesn't mean it's wrong or disrespecting the source material, just means it's different than yours. and, for the record, the porgs are simply the new ewoks.

"they need to be executed properly" Lucas ruined Anakin/Vader in his execution. Jar Jar SHOULD have been executed, but it's only the girls you're complaining about, so...

lol - sorry to disappoint you, but i'm not playing the martyr - simply giving you my opinion. and, as usual, anyone with a differing opinion, you find the need to discredit or name call. it's your MO. thing is, doesn't really work with me. smile
Quote by DamonX


That is a good point... however...

In order to get the original Star Wars made, Lucas had to not get paid. Instead he chose to to get the merchandising revenue. The studio said "sure" because before then action figures weren't really a thing.

He essentially created the modern "action figure."

But he didn't create characters with the sole intent of selling toys.

Plus... I ave the original Chewey it's not great....



I'm still looking for a Yoda though.......



oh, i have that yoda! makes a great cat toy - keeley's pretty much chewed off most of his head already. smile
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Rey was a "Mary Sue." When you create a protagonist you have to give him/her negative aspects as well. They gave her no negative aspects at all. She was good at everything... she was pure of heart... it's a boring character...

Rose was a character concocted to try and sell tickets in China (Where Star Wars struggles.)

The reason that the MCU is successful, is that the Kevin Feige is a huge fan.... He knows the source material and respects it.

Kathleen Kennedy is a money person. She doesn't care about the source material. She has spit in the face of the male, basement dwellers that have kept this franchise alive for the last 30 years. I understand that she wants to sell merch to little girls... but you can't just insult the core audience that has kept this ridiculous franchise afloat for the past 3 decades and expect the fucking "Frozen" crowd to fill in the gaps left by angry 30 somethings with shelves full of Han Solo toys..


speaking of boring characters... Han Solo in Solo. Anakin in all 3 prequels. i liked Rey. guessing your problem with her was she was a girl. how dare a girl be good at shit? bet if the character was a guy and written the same, you'd be fine with it. i thought her conflicts in the second movie added plenty of depth.

again, dissing on the girls. you're ok with Leia, though, right? but only cause she ran around in that chain mail slave girl bikini in Return of the Jedi, yeah?

dude, you mean the male basement dwellers who sent hate mail and death threats the actresses who played Rose and Rey? not really the kind of fans i'd want to cater too either - the same fans, btw, responsible for gamergate. so yeah, fuck that audience - they deserve to be insulted. maybe you've been down in your basement too long to get that, but really, try going upstairs and look out a window once in a while. trust me, you'll thank me for it.

also, Frozen makes the star war films look like... well, what they are. kind of lame. not a single song in any of them, for starters, and Olaf is far more likable than Jar Jar Binks.
Quote by DamonX
My theory is that Kathleen Kennedy fucked up star wars with her feminist bullshit....

This is what happens when someone puts more emphasis on selling Porg toys that actually making a good movie...


feminist bullshit? so, what about the other 99% of movies, directed by men, that are full of misogynist bullshit? oh, but that's ok, cause you know, men and all that - damn wimmin need to learn their place, right? as for porgs, got one word for you. Ewoks. personally, i thought the movies was better than most of the star war movies. why people are so gaga about them, i don't know. a run down.

a new hope. probably, at the time, pretty ground breaking as for as special effects go. story was pretty derivative and simple. fun, entertaining, not very deep.

empire strikes back. the best of the Lucas films. dark, daring, fun, a great twist.

return of the jedi. ewoks. took darth vader, one of the coolest villains ever and turned him into a cream puff. the final scene with all the ghosts and him looking like a smiling marshmallow ruined every appearance he'd made up until then.

the prequels. awful. jar jar binks. great actors phoning it in. both versions of Anikin, the child and the teen, so wooden and awful that they turned darth vader into a clown. i actually laughed at how ridiculous the scene where he got all his limbs cut off was - totally stolen from the black knight scene in Holy Grail. frankly, i was so annoyed by Anakin's petulant loser character that i stopped caring by the third movie.

the force awakens. fun, if derivative of the original series. obviously made for fan boys. i liked the characters a lot, especially Rey. Han's death was heartbreaking.

Rogue one. great movie. probably the best of the JJ run.

the final jedi. uneven, but great fun. the porgs were dumb, admittedly. better than most of the lucas films.

Solo. kinda lame, tho fun. Lando was the high point. Han was actually the low point.

all in all, a less than average series - why people deify it to the extent they do is beyond me.
Quote by simplyjohn


I don't know how to play baseball... sorry. smile


it's a cricket bat, doofus.
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Voted and I didn't select the first choice.



Just saw Blindspotting. Required viewing. Brilliant. Uncomfortable as hell, too.