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Quote by Jen


Nicola is passed out drunk in her office. We can nap there. I heard her snoring earlier.


i have some marshmallows. we can stuff 'em in her nostrils so she doesn't make too much noise...
Quote by Jen


You should really rest now. That's the most work you've done in about 3 years


i know. i'm exhausted. i need a nap.
Quote by browncoffee
I'll have a LYFBUZ please.

Omg no I mean a lyfbüz.


quit flirting with my boyfriend or i will have you killed.
Quote by Buz


My contribution is 81 total, that's 59 stories and 22 poems for 3,465,541 views. 6 Legendary Stories and 51 Famous Stories. 9 Editors Picks and 28 Recommended Reads.

Plus I have no idea how many stories I've verified as a story moderator.


Three. Slacker.
Quote by noll
Congratulations, that's truly a serious achievement!

What was the first story?


Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden.
Quote by AmeliaLeigh
Double hit of Dutch Chocolate Milk please ?
Hope everyone is having a great day/night


Get your own damn drink. AND DON'T MAKE A FUCKING MESS WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT!
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Large black coffee, please.

Thank you.

Oh and put some whipped cream on top of Amelia's Chocolate milk. Just for the fun of it.


no shirt, no shoes, no service. GET THE FUCK OUT!

#UnderNewManagement #SpriteIsATotalBitch #RumpsGonnaKillMeInAbout5431...
Quote by Buz
Hot black coffee and Bloody Marys, please.


sorry, bud. you've been cut off until you pay your tab. NO COFFEE FOR YOU!
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Quote by Ping


Double negative with some racism! Don’t forget about the racism!

Got the sniffles. So, I’m keeping away from household humanoids and reading comp stories.

Can I try one of Ms. Sara’s, DDTea’s, please?





BWA HA HA!
Quote by Ping
First of all, whatever you do with your life is no one else’s business but your own, unless you choose to let them in, as you have done with this thread.

Secondly, someone once told me to not ever apologize for doing something that you know, you want or need to do, that makes you happy and helps you to enjoy life. Do not deny yourself that life experience and opportunity. I don’t sense you are apologizing, but I sense some guilt. I could be wrong. But, there is zero guilt to be felt. You have done nothing wrong. If, in fact, you are feeling any guilt.

Baby steps.

I’m not certain what you are wanting or hoping to gain from this thread; maybe it’s just some others’ perspectives. I don’t think there are any magic bullet answers.

If you truly want to share with a friend, some friends, and/or everyone, start small. Start with one or two people. Select them for their discretion and loyalty. Maybe that is all you need to do. Maybe not.

You don’t need to tell anyone, only if you want to.

Now, if you feel you are being dishonest or untruthful with your friends, you are not. There is disclosure, and then there is full disclosure. No one needs to know everything.

You may also find a confession of ‘kinkiness’, for lack of a better word or phrase, will make whomever you tell, feel like a voyeur into your personal life. People are nosy. People are curious. But people can be very cruel, as you know. You may or may not actually enjoy telling them.

I guess it comes down to that. Why do you want or feel the need to tell anyone? You don’t owe them anything, and it’s your own, private business.

I don’t tell people about my fear of balloon animals, nor do I feel the need to. Neither should you. BTW... fear of balloon animals is a metaphor. LOL. I’m actually very attracted to them.

I don’t know if any of my babbling helps, but I wish you a silent mind. Enjoy what you have.



yes. mostly i just was looking for perspectives and experiences.

thing is, it's something i do want to feel comfortable sharing. i think most people who know me a little know that i tend to overshare a bit - i have always talked freely about the 'big things' going on in my life and suddenly, i find it difficult and something that i'm incredibly insecure about. there is always that worry that i'll push the envelope a little too far and suddenly find people i like having in my life stepping back a little. even here, a site based around sex, i know the bdsm is a little strange to some looking in.
Quote by MadMartigan


Can you fit in a kitty carrier?


actually, yes.
I think we're going to see Blindspotting tomorrow.

So, looking for feedback, comments, advice, etc.

Here's the situation. I met someone in January and our relationship quickly grew into one of Domme and submissive. Here's the frustrating part. it is a huge part of my life and yet, i find it very difficult to talk about. these seem to be the issues, imo.

1. i have friends who are supportive but don't really get it and both parties feel a little awkward talking specifics.
2. i have never really felt a part of the 'lifestyle' group nor made friends in those circles.
3. i have friends who are unaware of that side of me and i'm unsure of how to come out of the closet or if i should/want to come out of the closet to something that they would feel was either weird or extreme or scary or whatever.
4. i don't want to bore people by talking about it constantly, cause frankly, i would as would anyone involved in a new and exciting relationship.

so yeah, just curious about other people's experiences, etc. thanks in advance.

ps. i got about 4 hours sleep last night and need a nap, so if this post isn't me at my most coherent or clearset, i blame lack of sleep. smile
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If I have to pay more because my luggage weighs more... then you should pay more because your body weighs more...



does that mean i get a significant discount for being smaller?
Quote by DamonX


That's interesting....

How many women enjoy gay porn? What is it that turns you on?



i am thinking it's the same thing that guys get out of lesbian porn - 2 times the hot naked men?
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




Drop the lush friend and worry about the love of your life.




this. a real friend would be giving love and energy and support to you right now, not demanding it for themself. sorry to hear about your love. it's a terrible disease. i wish you both peace and love.
Quote by DamonX
I might be in the minority but I don't like bikinis. I like booty shorts and one pieces much much more.




i only do one pieces these days. hides the knife scars so i don't have to answer awkward questions. smile
Quote by Verbal


Thanks! It is nice to be back, and VERY nice to be in such fine company.

Even better, she is off shopping with my daughter now, a chore I find so insanely boring I always want to curl up in the fetal position under a rack of clothes.

It's that weird uncertain time of day after köffee, but before bourbon. I'll have tea, I guess.



shopping is bonding time. i enjoy going shopping with my Mistress on occasion, although i think we probably don't hit the same shops as you and your daughter would...
Quote by seeker4


Besides that (You offering? ).


sure. it'll cost you tho, and i'm not talking money.
Quote by seeker4


Besides that (You offering? ).


sure. it'll cost you tho, and i'm not talking money.
Quote by seeker4
So I went out for lunch on the boss' dime today. Nice little Italian place down the street that I somehow have never visited before. And they serve a delicious home-brewed lemon and mint iced tea. And for $4 more, they'll add tequila (but I couldn't do it since the boss was paying)!

So guess what I want?


a blow job?
Quote by Volya



Never thought of you as a quitter, Sprite...


i'm not. i took a hammer to it, put all the pieces in a tube, sealed it, and used it as a dildo. GENIUS!