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Quote by SeanR83
47 ronin. very decent movie.


46 ronin was way better.
Blindspotting. so good, so uncomfortable, so hard to watch. Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal, native sons of my hometown, where the story takes place. should be required watching for everyone. still processing. they kept it real. How prefect does a black boy have to be before we mourn him?


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Sprite is the only mod on here who lives close enough to me to drive over and crush my kneecaps. I like being able to stand up. Ergo, Sprite.



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How do I vote for you?

Love,

Pixie xx


note to self: Key Pixie's car and slash her tires.
My wife and i have on many occasions. As with anything, communication is key.
Quote by seeker4


Posted my thoughts in the suggestions thread. We'll see if there's a response.

Meanwhile, another beer, please.


i like the idea. i sent Nic a heads up to take a look at it, Scooter.
Quote by seeker4
An idea that came to me in response to a conversation over in Rump's:

We were musing about how comp stories were dropping off the front page fairly quickly due to a large number of non-comp stories coming in, too. It occurred to me that comp stories could be given their own space on the front page. Right now, there are front page options Stories, Poems, All. Add a new one for "Comp Entries" that shows only comp entries ordered to show recent ones (i.e. the currently active comp) first. I thought about another tab in addition to Latest, Popular, Viewed but comps are sometimes poems and sometimes stories so doing it this way allow both types of comps. However, that would be another way to handle it (add a tab to each section called Comp Entries in addition to Latest, Popular, Viewed).


i like this one. i'll give Nic a poke to read it. smile
Quote by Beffer
She's not as bad as people say.


wait a minute! what have you heard?

Beffer's mean. pure and simple. smile


Nia has been with us almost exactly 9 years. sometimes it isn't about being loud and splashy. sometimes you can be quietly awesome. Nia brings sunshine with her wherever she goes. Whether it's sharing awesome beats, finding the beauty in everything, or making everyone she touches glow from the inside out, you can always count on her. not a lot of you know it, but she tirelessly finds little ways to make Lush a better place and shares them with us in the back room - twitchy bugs, annoying spammers, mods stoned out of their mind creating havoc... lol - seriously, though, every time i see a post, or a wall pic, or a blog with her name on it, it turns my world into a flower garden. Her motto really should be: treat people with kindness. so yeah, my own personal, thanks for making the world rainbow colored pick for awesomeness above and beyond the call of duty.

thank you, Nia. much love.


https://www.lushstories.com/honeydipped
her tits are actually much nicer than the ones drawn on her shirt. how do i know, you ask? let's just say i do...
Quote by browncoffee
Trying to finish a comp entry. Wondering if I should change my avatar to Tracy flick for verbal's birthday again.

I'll have a chilled sprite, sil vous plait.


chilled sprite is an oxymoron, for the record.
Quote by Adagio
Im a grandfather, for the first time. Drinks are on me.


hey, congratz, Al! smile
Quote by Verbal


That is a really nice thing to say. Thank you Scott. I feel like a cliche, being this over-the-moon, but fuck it, I've (we've!) been waiting a long time for this. I have from time to time, during the long wait, thought back on you saying you had an intermidable wait before you could be with your wife. So nice for the wait to be over.

Anyway, it touched me. Thanks again.

And thanks for the tip on the new Godzilla on Netflix!

In other news, I finally started writing again. 250 words last night. Not much, but it'll be hard to find the time to write more til after Rockygrass. I can wait.

More köffee!!!


you'd have plenty of time if you and Layla knocked it off with all the sex. i mean, seriously!
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I believe that would be shaken AND stirred


took you 2 days to come up with that, didn't it?
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I don't understand the hate for Nickleback, though I get it's mostly a tired joke at this point. Sure, their music is pretty derivative, but I've seen them live too and they are good musicians. Plus, it seems like the majority of anything you hear on a pop radio station and the entire genre of stadium country is derivative.

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mostly, it's just fun to make fun of them. smile
Quote by PrincessC

I’m really petite and I look much younger so people are constantly assuming I’m an intern and haven’t completed formal education. It makes it difficult to be taken seriously.


would help if you'd put away the lollipop, too. smile
Quote by MrsWeasel


I wrote this post with tongue firmly in cheek, but centred around the serious I believe proposition that most of the lesbians on Lush are really men.

I don't see a penis, but what if it is. What if I've been bamboozled into thinking it's a clitoris somehow. After all, these lesbians who are really men have to come from somewhere!

In truth, from "straight" to "bi" to "les"I have been a tart. I like sex. I can live without it, as I have for nearly 2 decades, but if it's on offer and meets certain criteria I'll take it. For 40 years one of those criterium has been no penis. Except my husband, for 2 years.

Promiscuous is a nicer term, but it's a lot more letters. Besides, when people want to denigrate me they are more likely to say "fucking tart" than "promiscuous bitch." If I accept I'm a tart it's harder for some asshole to hurt me.

A man's personality in a woman's body is I believe crap. We are both women, you are more butch than I. I tend towards femme. If these terms are no longer in common or accepted usage I appologise. Maybe dominant and submissive are better fits now. I have so much to learn

Mrs


while i believe that yes, some of the 'lesbians' here are guys (why they do that, i have no freaking idea) i think that it's pretty easy to sort them out if it's someone you spend a little time getting to know. now, if you're just after a quickie cyber, then it's a different deal. *shrugs*
Quote by RumpleForeskin
If I can briefly interrupt whatever Jen and sprite are doing, I have a writing question and request.
Q: suggestions are needed on how to describe a nude female sleeper, rolling over from their back to side and hiking up the Knee of the now top leg, forming something like a upper case 'L' shape while knocking the sheets onto the floor and revealing an inviting fanny.

request: I'm about finished with my entry and would appreciate someone giving it a quick once-over, especially for formatting screw-ups. No biggie, but it might save a poor innocent moderator/verifier some heartburn.

Y'all can now return to your ongoing debauchery.



i call that pose preparing to kick an unwanted suitor in the balls positon.
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Hey Sprite. I know you look great serving drinks here and all, but try to be nice to the patrons. After all they pay your zero dollar paycheck. Just a thought since even Jen is being timid about asking you now.


when was the last time you left a tip, hmm? answer that and maybe you'll figure it all out.

signed,
actual ex-waitress.
Quote by Jen


*Ruffles your hair and kisses your nose*

Such a pleasant, friendly little kitty


*rubs against you and purrs* mew. =^.^=
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*sneaks behind the bar to snag a beer while Her Spriteness is distracted by the tea ritual*


Don't think i don't see you! ONE MORE TRANSGRESSION AND YOU ARE EIGHTY-SIXED!
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I wrote messages to the three of you who responded so far, and Lush promptly threw them in the trash. I suffer from CRAFT disease, so I've no idea what I said. I'll try ty come up with something once my mail privileges are restored.

fuck


free members may receive PMs but do not have the ability to send. hope that helps and sorry about that. when you first joined, you got a free bronze membership for 90 days and could send PMs, but now that it's expired, yeah, you lost the ability.
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Can I have a cup of tea please, my love? *Bats eyelashes*


for you, i'll harvest the leaves, grind them into tea and strain them with spring water. heart
Quote by Verbal


OMFG that looks so cool! Rodan! And I think I saw a glimpse of King Ghidorah!

Scott, write the ebook! I have a link to a good, very long presentation on e-publishing erotica on Amazon. I'm not using it (yet), so somebody should put it to good use.

Hello all. Too bad about the slow moving coup that is taking place at Rumps, as we all fall under the fascist jackboots of the Sprite regime. I smell collusion. Smash the state!

Two mimosas for me and my better half, please.


sorry, but i never where jack boots - Doc Marten's, like any self respecting feminist activist lesbo. biggrin

i thought of you immediately. i mean, Godzilla and furball go together like champagne and OJ!
Quote by seeker4


and proud of it. Dinosaurs evolved from earlier avians and so on back to the first unicellular life. And don't get me started on the origins of the Earth or the universe.bJqzP5v7jNu1FQa3


fixed that for you.
Quote by seeker4


Gilgamesh is older.0EndMgBAGWQ8U1lD


. next thing you know you'll be claiming that god didn't create dinosaurs and fill the garden with them. silly